Вот оно где, "счастье"-то! That's where it is, "happiness" something!

"I was lucky" to spend my holidays in this health resort in September 2011. Having received a room in building No. 3 with a view of the concrete wall of the back yard (two meters later), I thought with horror where I had landed!... A double room of 6 sq. m, a bathroom - this is a must see!! ! A washbasin, a shower head and a toilet bowl in a nook of 2 sq. m, a terrible tile, a barely hanging dim light bulb, water pours onto the floor and everything turns into a big swamp; no pallet, no ladder, you go out into the "room" and then you drag all the dampness. Class! Everything is finished somehow: the wallpaper was peeled off literally meters, they tried to stick it, but after an hour everything fell off; the doors to the balcony completely jammed on the floor, opening only with a roar (a pleasure for the neighbors); the TV is good, big, but with a remote control - they couldn’t fix anything, then the batteries are to blame, then there is no replacement... ; cabinets without fittings, the "electrics" are generally all loose, the plugs in the sockets dangle, spark, all some windings with blue electrical tape, before the fire - one step! It can be seen that the third corps exists for one purpose: to lure people at a slightly lower price, maybe they will bring down the shaft. But, personally, now I will not come close to this health resort! I’ll also say about food: they serve for a very long time, constant troubles with dishes, portions for a man are small, you have to buy more food in a store where prices are resort! Do not expect additives, especially the main meat dishes (apparently, they drag food home in a black way). And one more thing: there is practically no leisure, and there is no territory at all (the entrance is immediately from the city sidewalk). The pool did not work, but the sea was stormy for a whole week! What is it like to sit in a cell room? ! The beach is at the very end of the promenade (km on foot). The sea and the beach are clean, it pleases. The maids are friendly, but in the Registry it seems to be very cold . . , you won’t feel the heat (what you have, then take it and go and rest! ).
But, now, the nightmare is over, and, continuing my rest in the neighboring sanatorium "Alushta" (after 200 m), I realized what a more or less normal service of the same price level is, and what kind of territory is there! There is a desire to go there!
Well, and the rave reviews of pensioners-veterans - because they were given free vouchers, they are happy to eat for free, accept procedures, and whirl to the button accordion, God help them! . .

In general, when choosing "Kyiv", think about it very much. Maybe I was just unlucky, it’s a pity that I went for such a vacation for 3000 km (from the Urals)! . .
I wish you all good luck!