"класс" "Class"

Amazing memories associated with this wonderful place!!!
I'm not even talking about the fact that these are not hotels in Turkey, but still.....
This sanatorium specializes in the treatment of gynecological diseases, which by itself implies hygiene and cleanliness, which I cannot say about this institution.
I'll start over. . .
We went there as ordinary students who do not need special luxury, the main thing is to have somewhere to sleep, wash, eat, that's why we took vouchers with meals.

We arrived there. . . (Ukraine is said to have joined NATO, but has not retreated from the Soviet of Deputies). . . We were met by a formidable woman in a white coat, constantly yelling at the receptionist not to talk, well, that's okay. She gave us a coupon for housing and food. We came to the building, in the vouchers we indicated the check-in time is 8.00, and we are told that it is not at 12.00 - wait !! ! Of course, these are questions for the tour operator. Well we are waiting!! ! We are sitting in Khol on damp broken chairs, already at 12.30 we want to go to the sea, but our room is not ready, people have not left it. It turned out that they had left, but it had not been cleaned yet, and the cleaning lady took the keys and went to get the linen. We waited for this aunt, she tells us to wait until I clean all the rooms and then check in, but we're sorry, we don't like hanging around waiting for a bed when the sea is splashing somewhere nearby. We left our things in an uncleaned room, as it turned out there was no point in cleaning it. As there was a web everywhere, it remained so, the ants are the owners there, you can’t even put the juice right there. There is only one chair in a triple room, on the balcony there is a dump of some carpets from the time of the Crimean Khan. I generally say about the beds, well, you can probably imagine..... , bed linen with the seals of the sanatorium of 1967, the beds are gray and not even whole, my friend, for example, instead of a sheet got only a small part of it. The shower, which is located on the floor, is generally a breeding ground for infections and parasites, they have never been cleaned there at all.
The three meals a day were amazing: if they tried to cook something like goulash or pilaf, then the presence of meat in it caused direct suspicions about its origin.
Basically, for all 10 days, except for semi-finished cutlets and barley, as well as barley soup, we did not see, the first 2 days they gave bananas and min. water for lunch, but then they probably decided not to give just. They also have such a law that if you go on an excursion, you must notify 2 days in advance of your absence so that they don’t prepare for you, but in general, these are not my problems, I want to come, I want not, I’m sorry, I paid money for it . And if we didn’t have the strength to get up for breakfast by 8.00, then the canteen workers decided for us that we would also come for lunch and dinner.
Also, as young organisms, we were surprised by the fact that returning to the room after an evening walk was also problematic, the lady who "guarded" the house gave us a scandal on the very first day, about the fact that they had a lights out at 23.00 and everyone should already sleep, when we decided to take a shower before going to bed, these are elementary hygiene rules that the sanatorium should be familiar with !!!! , she just stood at the door and did not let us in.
Evpatoria is generally a "stunning" city - garbage is everywhere, in the evening there are no lights anywhere and all the roads are broken - Take care of your legs and heads.
The only pleasant moment is the beach (open until 19.00, and then it is guarded by an angry dog ​ ​ and a watchman) and the sea!! !