лечение в санатории treatment in a sanatorium

After reading the advertisement-representation of the sanatorium "Drummer", I immediately decided to go there. Well, of course: the oldest, smartest, most beautiful. . . , a unique program for the treatment of infertility has been developed, etc. , etc. We arrived, placed us quickly, about 60.000 rubles for two, 21 days, the price includes accommodation, meals, treatment; to the beach - 50 meters, from the windows of the room you can see the sea, beauty-ahh! Well, then everything is according to plan: in the dining room portions are calculated strictly by grams, no extra no-no! There is no theft in the rooms, though in the end they changed a bottle of red wine for us: they took away the good one brought from Bakhchisaray, left Cahors of an incomprehensible spill as a keepsake. The sea is cold, there is sand on the beach, and solid stones in the water, sun loungers are available for a fee. There is no gynecologist and urologist, you need to either go to a nearby sanatorium, or go to the city clinic, and there, you know, it’s not free. A nice woman gynecologist, after tormenting me during the examination, after 4 days with a smart look looked for my tests, and then she suddenly remembered that if I didn’t give her 15 hryvnias in her hands, then she didn’t take the tests. I just lost my speech.....and, in fact, dear doctor, what did you do during the examination of the patient -... a mystery. One feels like shouting: “People! Take off your “rose-colored glasses”! There is no treatment in Soviet sanatoriums! and naively wished to undergo an examination - get ready to pay extra for every movement, for example: gynecologist, urologist - tests - paid, ultrasound - paid, water irrigation - paid... They will listen to you for free, pat on the back (moreover, if your whole back suddenly hurts , then only two sections of the back will be massaged: either the lumbar, or the thoracic, or the cervical... They will prescribe you foams, aromatherapy and something else... something that you do not need at all. Why? Sovdep, comrades, he and in Africa, the Soviet of Deputies, and even more so “in Ukraine. ” Bottom line: I came home - exacerbation, sick leave, injections, massage - already normal, on my whole back... and on my head....Annoying, but okay... rest as much as possible, but just don’t get treated! You are already healthy!