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You can still say something good about this sanatorium: it is located very close to the sea, the prices are quite affordable, most of the medical staff are qualified specialists who are interested in your recovery and provide real help. This is where the good probably ends. The rest can be judged from the following remarks. Life • Administrators smile until the moment of payment for the tour and at the time of departure, and the rest of the time they look as if you owe them money. • Hailing the guest, the administrator shouts to her: “Mommy! ” • Saying goodbye to the departing guests, the administrator, without the slightest hint of a joke, says: “You haven't been here for so long, we haven't had time to get bored yet. ” There is a strong desire to protect respected staff from their annoying person forever. • Strangers are allowed on the beach for money with beer and obscenities, despite the fact that the sanatorium for children with parents. • For people with diseases of the musculoskeletal system, in the treatment of which the sanatorium seems to specialize, there are no special facilities on the beach; on the territory of the sanatorium, asphalt and tiles lie in such a way that anyone can break or dislocate something. To get to the second floor of the medical building, where most of the procedures are carried out, you need to climb four flights of steep narrow stairs with slippery steps. • There are more stones in the sea than on free municipal beaches. • When cleaning the room, the maid creates an installation out of your shoes, builds pyramids of soap dishes and leaves wet fingerprints on toilet paper, but to extract an apricot pit from under the chair, and from behind the dressing table a plastic file that has been preserved from no one knows when bothers. • Balconies are not cleaned. If you don’t want to leave prints for posterity, wash yourself! We did just that - wet wipes. Wonderful sensations! • Rugs at the entrance to the VIP building from the courtyard, apparently belonged to the owners of the dachas on whose territory the sanatorium was created. • The work of the park of living statues on the territory of the sanatorium, perhaps, improves the financial well-being of individuals, but completely deprives vacationers of the opportunity to spend the evening in silence and solitude, and the intrusive advertising of the beach (where it is crowded even for guests) and the miraculous system of curing a number of diseases, with recited with pleasure in a well-trained voice, completely spoils the mood. Treatment • A nurse proudly recalling her MEDICAL background burns the patient's skin in two successive magnetic laser treatments. In order not to lose the skin completely, the patient does not go to the third (paid! ) procedure. Meals • If you do not come to the dining room at the beginning of lunch, because the procedures were prescribed for you, as was convenient for the medical staff, do not eat the ordered dishes, but the remaining ones (this is called “meal on a custom menu”). And once they brought us “meatball soup”, in which there was not a single meatball. • In the dining room for the guests of the suites, delicious sticky ribbons with bunches of flies hang from the ceiling. • For the second dinner 13 times out of 14 they gave fermented baked milk. • Forks with bent teeth, knives with cracked handles, utensils with chipped edges are the norm.