I'm just already hysterical from the sanatorium!

Written: 1 june 2009
Travel time: 27 november — 18 december 2008
Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 2.0
So I read the review of one young lady and it became funny to me to tears, she writes how she liked it there, except for such trifles as ...
Here Zadornov is just resting !!
Read for yourself how she liked it there??!!!!
I'll say it's a nightmare! And what you subtract about the shortcomings is all flowers !! ! And so there is nothing to go there!
And "now disco! ", i. e. Read and have fun!
I quote...
“It’s not clear that people on vacation could have such a thing happen that they write “Never again here ...!! ! ". I rested on a tour in this sanatorium with a child in the winter of 2009. My review - I'm delighted!
Those small shortcomings that took place overlap with the overall good impression.
Yes, the Soviet room (STOP! and she likes it? ), although it was heated, it was still cool, but we took a heater from the hostess (STOP! it’s great that at least there was a heater) and slept under two blankets (STOP! it’s generally traction !!! ), so it was warm ( OF COURSE ...).

In the dining room, too, sometimes you had to wait a long time until the food was brought ( PLEASE NOTE, COOL! ), but these are isolated cases ( AND I WILL SAY THAT ALWAYS! )
And so, during the crisis, they fed quite decently: enough in volume and tasty, they even offered a list of menus to choose from (THIS MENU LIST IS CALLED IF YOU SEE THAT LIST AND QUANTITY, REGULATIONS FOR D / GARDEN! ).
The territory is very beautiful: there are many monuments (SO SCULPTURES ARE DIFFERENT, AND NOT SO MUCH! ), near the Pushkino sanatorium (BUT THIS IS NOT Gurzufsky !!! , the girl blundered! ), where there is a Pushkin museum, not far from Chekhov's dacha ( this is already in the village! ), And in general, if you have money, you can go on excursions all the time - there are no such problems in the sanatorium (And what about excursions to the sanatorium, sorry? And if there is no money, everyone left for a ticket? ).
The pool worked, however, with a break (due to no gas supply) (STOP! It’s also cool! But the moment, the pool is for rent! This is the Pushkino pool! And there are no hair dryers!
It's like roaming around with a wet head in winter? Women take hair dryers, but men, of course not! )
In general, as you can see for yourself, this is a "cool, cool sanatorium" with Soviet troubles!
Although experienced retirees say that in the old days everything was different there! And the food and everything!
So maybe the problem is somewhere else?
And the management of the sanatorium does not react in any way! It's like he doesn't read these complaints!
Maybe it's time to satisfy the needs and desires of vacationers?????
Dear comrades!!!!! ! Haha! It's an owl!

This resort should be called - "Super extreme!
For those who want to get adrenaline, then go ahead!
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