Назад в СССР или дом престарелых! Back to the USSR or a nursing home!

And rather, both together! This is horror, not a place to stay. It has never been so offensive for the money paid. A real owl. The sanatorium is dead, it is clear that since the time it was built, absolutely nothing has really been done. Yes, as it turned out, they did not need it. This sanatorium serves as a good money launderer. And I wondered why there are practically no reviews about the sanatorium, as if everyone likes everything - as it turned out, there is an explanation for this. Firstly, most people come here on trade union vouchers, i. е. practically pays nothing, respectively, what to complain if about the ball. Secondly - the contingent of vacationers 80% of the grandmother is 50-70 years old and women with small children - it is clear that they do not even know what the Internet is, and accordingly they will not write. Thus, the owners do not worry about doing something for the clients (vacationers), so people will be sent to them and they will give more money. And if you come from outside, pay in full, but if you don’t want to, don’t.
We bought a ticket through a travel agency, paid for everything at once. We once rested near this sanatorium, the only thing that bribed it was a good beach and clear water. Upon check-in, they offered to see 5 rooms, (there are a lot of free places, now I understand why) - all the same. Killed rooms, furniture all shabby, and some kind of unpleasant smell (more on that later). They chose the best of the worst, you can’t get anywhere - they paid the money. Since the time of the USSR, repairs have been done for the sake of appearance and it included painting the walls with lime, and nothing was removed, as the lamps hung on the walls so on them and painted along with the wire and did not even wipe. Rooms are also cleaned just before check-in, and then only for appearances, look under the mirror, under the bed - it’s so terrible there, not like dust, sand, dirt, it hasn’t been vacuumed for probably several years. Plumbing really works - but so terrible, and what is a michter muscle from rust in a sanatorium they probably didn’t even hear, there are such salt stains around everything. It was scary to touch anything. Door locks are held on by nails, not screws. Thank God nothing was missing. The cleaning includes they come in the morning to pick up the trash and put a new bag.
In half of the rooms, those in the direction of Yalta, the view from the window is simply “wonderful” - a frozen construction site, piles, fittings, stones....Nothing on the other side. . .

There is a very strong sound of the surf coming from the sea, so if you like silence, you won’t be able to fall asleep, even on the 5th floor. Very loud. There are pebbles on the beach, probably because of this. In the morning, when at 7 o'clock someone moves the bed or just throws pebbles - everything is heard in the room.
The beach is a different story. I write about everything, just emotions beat through the top. I rested somewhere abroad and in Turkey, Egypt . . it's just that everyone there is trying to do for you, so that you would come again, what would you like . . right there on the contrary, they think how to grab more. A few years ago there were large awnings on the beach, but now they cut everything off - if you want shade - either bring your umbrella or rent it from us, along with a sun lounger. So a lot of people are roasting under the sun all day, but how beautiful it is to take care of vacationers on the radio, such as at lunchtime, the sun is dangerous, careful. Disgusting!
In Turkey, if you leave early, or at night, they will come out to you, take out breakfast in a box so that you are not hungry on the road, at the airport, check-in is immediately at 8. And breakfast is at 9, but it is not included in the price. You leave for lunch - well, to hell with you, get out at 8 and “you can put your things here in the corner” and no breakfast - these are your problems, if you want to buy more.
About the dining room. Yes, they said that the food seems to be not bad. And there is. But what kind of attitude towards you, sometimes you don’t want to eat anymore. Yes, there are also nice people there, one woman in the dining room always treats everyone very well, when she served it was very pleasant. The rest are eternally offended by life.
There are practically no men in the sanatorium from the staff, so there is simply no one to do something there.

Another thing I mentioned at the beginning is the smell. There is always some unpleasant smell in the toilet, and from it in the room. At first we couldn't figure out where he came from. There seems to be a hood in the toilet, everything should be pulled out, I look, the turned off fan in the hood is spinning by itself - I think it’s a good draft - it pulls everything out. On the penultimate day, somehow tired, doubted, I decided to see the cravings. I bring a piece of paper to the hood, but it does not suck in, but rather blows out of it! Damn… it was already the height of patience… it turns out that you came to the Crimea to breathe fresh air, and here shit is blowing into your room from the neighboring toilets…. I almost vomited... They plugged this fan with a towel and opened the balcony to ventilate it to the full....Thank God we're leaving in the morning! Then, already analyzing, I remembered that at the top on the terrace on the 6th floor, there are such types of benches, and on them there are gratings from each room, and such small ones, and they have not been cleaned for years, that of course the air will not pass through them, but from the lower floors will go to the upper to the neighboring rooms. And if it goes upstairs, people who walk on the 6th floor will breathe.
In general, if you want to relax in a nursing home, lie on a swim with a view of fat women, smell your neighbors' excrement in your room, then definitely go to this sanatorium. For the money they want, you can find much better conditions, or it's better not to go at all than to go to such shit.
In addition, see photos. . .