Отель для очень ленивых людей Hotel for very lazy people

A hotel for pensioners and very lazy people, for whom relaxation is lying by their own pool with a laptop. . . There is absolutely nothing else to do there and you have to constantly run away from the hotel.....But in order: 1. . . BEACH - in fact, why do we go in winter to such a distance. . . But there is actually no beach in Roman!! ! A small piece of sand surrounded by rocks on all sides! Sunset in the sea is sandy. . . but strictly along the fairway marked by buoys and on the rocks there is a guard watching and yelling if you swim up to the buoys. . . Those who want to swim normally are simply forbidden to do this - they start yelling at the whole "beach" which is what we had to do. . . 2. . . Swimming pool - I don’t need it at all on vacation - I swim in the pool as much as I like in Moscow. . . But beer cans and other rubbish blown by the wind into the pool were constantly floating here - what was left on the sun loungers is not removed very soon, so it flies into the water, and it is not quickly removed from the water. . . 3. . . The hotel itself is a normal 4, but if you look at the rest of the hotels in Mui Ne, you will immediately understand - Romana VERY STRONGLY LOSES to them all in its architecture and territory !! ! The architecture of the buildings is purely European, with many terraces and stairs, which initially does not set you up for relaxation and relaxation. . . The territory is generally terrible (I’m telling you as an architect) how could such a large space be used so mediocrely !! ! There is nowhere to walk at all, solid hedges that you run into with your nose, simple ponds are not beautiful, and even smell of rotten meat! Vegetation is already sparse, and what is there is drying up. . . Labyrinths from cut shrubs - you can’t think of a dumber one !! ! Even their lawn is not growing normally! In general, the area is boring and not interesting. . . And in most other hotels - the territory is just a feast for the eyes! As in paradise gardens! 4. . . Nutrition. . . Breakfasts are quite normal (I think, like everywhere else in Mui Ne), but on excursions you understand - you are from the most greedy hotel - no one else has such a meager lunch package !! ! Lunches and dinners at the hotel are VERY EXPENSIVE!! ! Even a cocktail is one and a half times more expensive than in hotels in Mui Ne. . . (I don’t even compare with restaurants)5. . . Location. . . This has already been written - it is very far from everyone else! Romana is simply the latest, there is no way beyond it at all! Don't even try to walk! I don’t know who might like it, only those who don’t stick their nose out of the hotel. . . But there is nowhere to walk around at all - we tried to walk along the beach to the palm trees not far away - we pricked all our legs with thorns and did not see anything interesting. Summary - don't go there! Romana loses to all other hotels in Mui Ne on all counts! It is not for nothing that there are always free places there, and in other hotels everything is sold out already in half a year !! ! Here's the conclusion! It always remains something that is worse!! ! PS They say that there is "silence" in Romaner - ha-hat when 100 Chinese people stopped by so "quietly" that you had to sleep with earplugs!! !