Отель на двоечку Double hotel

After a long flight, I ended up in a hotel, or rather a detached house, next to the reception.
The first is the door, or rather a gap the size of a finger in the front door. The castle was made if only it was. At any opportunity, the administrator can come to you, for example, while you are in the shower.
Of the six outlets, only one worked, and then if you turn off the TV, and some kind of wiring was connected there.
The curtains on the windows are translucent and everything is clearly visible what is happening in your room, on the table where some insects like bedbugs crawl to eat, in the bathroom, by the way, too.
At night, the light is terribly dim in the house, apparently saving on everything.
The refrigerator also does not work while you are away, the electricity is turned on with a key card. That is, to come from an excursion and drink a cold one will not work.
The bathroom is tiled, there is no bath, often the water is cold, you have to wait a long time until it heats up.

The air conditioner worked properly.
For breakfast, the same thing: omelet with cheese, scrambled eggs, pancake, soup. One of the dishes.
The coffee is disgusting, just spit.
At 4 am the roosters start crowing and it's just unbearable.
And in the evening, at 8 o'clock, when tired after the flight and changing time zones, you want to sleep, the dogs bark very loudly. This is some kind of hell. You won’t be able to sleep because of the drunken Russians at the next table on the street.
The administration does not speak Russian, they can only smile sweetly, they use a translator on the phone, but it is not always possible to explain what you want.
There is no safe, you can leave valuable documents and money at the reception, put it in a file, seal it with tape and take it somewhere, in order to pick up these docks later, you have to wait a long time for the person who has the key.
The only plus is that the sea is nearby, but I wouldn’t advise swimming in it either, because I came out bitten and in some kind of red bloom.
This hotel is not for those who want to relax, it's just hell.