Природу ничто не может испортить! Nothing can spoil nature!

Room "***", "renovated", "with air conditioning and hairdryer", as we were promised in the travel agency, is a kennel with shabby furniture, doors - made of chipboard, along with iron hangers, a handle and a metal patch at the bottom - painted with oil paint, as in the old "Soviet" hostels of the 70s, do not even dream of "air conditioners and hair dryers"! It is better to take a hair dryer with you, otherwise you will have to walk around with a wet head, a runny nose, etc. all the time. The "shower-toilet" is of such size that the hotel staff had to cut a groove in the door so that the door would somehow open, bypassing the sink. "Shower-pipe" sprays water around the perimeter of 70 cm and to get into the jet of water, you have to make ambiguous and incredible rotations, which, in principle, is very good for health.
The elevator that sends vacationers "to breakfast" and to the sea does not open on its own, but only if you have time to open the iron handle in time. Don't hesitate or it will get stuck and the reseption will ask you to "jump" repeatedly to keep moving, or start picking you out of the elevator between floors.
If you suddenly didn’t get enough sleep in the “quietest place in Bulgaria”, listening to the thumping of restaurant music until 3 am or drunken revelry of weddings in the hotel restaurant - do not despair: at 7.00 you will be awakened by neighbors visiting the shower or toilet, and at 7.30 you can have breakfast...

"Buffet" means nothing more than "complex breakfasts", where you can choose: either a fried egg, or sausage and a piece of cheese, or 1 uncut tomato (called "tomatoes" on the menu). If you have chosen fried eggs with ham - "fruits" (1 apple) will not shine for you! You will probably be lucky, and the neighboring Germans will write a complaint to the hotel management, after which the complex breakfasts will be replaced with a buffet and you will have the opportunity to dig into rotten cherries once every two weeks, but the menu will remain the same, and about any salads and cereals for children do not even dream!
Sorry, there are a lot of impressions, I completely forgot about the beaches and pools! The Julio-Croi beach is a dirty corner, with a dead dolphin decomposing on the rocks for 3-4 weeks, to the great delight of children and the bewilderment of adults. Because of the stones, stench and algae, it is impossible to get into the sea, and you will have to look for a normal beach from another hotel.
If you come to your senses in 10 days, find your compatriots and find that vegetables, berries and fruits grow in the fertile land just for nothing, that the pipe with Healing Mineral Water is 500m away. to the left, and no one turns off this source, as in your pool - nothing will stop you from enjoying the mild climate, the sea and the sun!