If you want to have a BAD vacation - you are here!

Written: 28 september 2012
Travel time: 19 — 26 september 2012
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For business travel
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
We went to Fiesta, but, by the way, on the bus, Ivaylo (there is such a pepper-guide in this world), by chance, said that the Fiesta was closed, and we were going to the Chaika Beach 4 * hotel... what on. . fig Seagull..... , and, here we are already in Seagull !!!
We were very happily greeted at the reception at 7 in the morning, they said there were no places, but we have an amazing bar where, for their national currency, we can relax a bit after the flight and warm up, because. it was +10! Having drunk a little, moving away from the flight, and, having warmed up, WE, the Ukrainians, went in a row to the showdown..... and, lo and behold, at 15 o'clock they even settled! The rooms are so-so, drawn out in one word....We went to eat, this is a completely different story, they don’t allow themselves to cook even in Turkey 3 * - the food is not tasty, the fruit is shriveled, it’s not clear what they smell like... in short, one of a friend after 2 hours, and, the next evening, could not share the delights of the evening landscape with us, and spent it in the room. We walked, drank, went to a disco, and decided to hang out on the Internet (luckily I took a note with me) - I came to the reception, paid 35 lev for a week of Internet - they gave me a login and password, I come to the room - I don’t catch a damn wi-fi, a lot access points but does not connect, weak signal, I go out to the balcony - it catches from the pool for FREE, I come to the reception and ask for a refund - they don’t give a damn - like bring your laptop here, I say how it is here, you need it there in my room, there does not catch - then of course it will catch. They sent a boy with me, who doesn’t fumble, he looked and said that they say yes . . it’s stupid of course to pay for free internet . . but I can’t help you with anything (the boy is just a concierge). That's how I stupidly divorced for 20 euros!!!
The next day, for some reason, I ran out of money on my mobile phone (60 USD), which remained in the room, and, READ VERY CAREFULLY: there were 2 less cigarettes in a pack : ))))) - the concierge smoked my cigarettes: ) from which there was an appropriate smell in the room (I smoke only on the street).

They don’t change the bed, they just fold the towels beautifully and don’t change them either . . once they took all the big ones, I had to run after the concierge and ask . . but regularly the envelope “tip for the maid” after the “cleaning” is laid out in a prominent place : -) cleaning is straightened the bed and wiped the floor with a mop, sometimes they even take out the garbage . . but not every day.
There is no entertainment in the hotel!
Everything is somehow miserable, a little annoying, the reception understands Russian well, but as soon as you start to fuck them up, they immediately stop understanding it and speak their own!
On the last evening, I also poisoned myself with something at dinner, sat in the room, thought about life.....
Tomorrow's flight was rescheduled from 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. , and they warned us to leave our rooms at 12 p. m. office in another hotel, where the pool is illuminated : )))
Arrived home without incident : )
From + beautiful place, good view.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original