We are at the Oasis** hotel! The resettlement seemed to go well until we went into the room ...The room was given on the 1st floor overlooking the ocean, it seems 40 !!!! ! It was PPC!!! ! It seemed to us that life is cooler in prison !! ! 18th century safe! I opened the balcony doors and realized that our room was just on the ground!!! ! And still dark! Scary and windy! Yes, and the door closed tightly and somehow not completely! Mirror stained with age! There is no hot water in the bathroom, only cold water...Of course, we knew that we had come to 2 stars, but this is PPC! (So don’t get scared, it will be positive) Oh yes, there were 6 of us, those we had 3 rooms! We immediately ran to look at others! One on the 2nd floor with warm water 138 and one on the 1st floor in the other wing with hot water 5!!! ! Immediately run to the reception to change the number, tired like dogs, and then run change! Changed without problems, maybe they were free! On the 2nd floor 156! It seems the smallest, but cozy! Of course, also without water) But the only one where the sockets charged everything!
Everyone went to us))) In horror and under the impression went to bed!! ! At first, they spent a lot of time fuming and joking about what was happening! But they were measured because they had to live for 12 days !!!! ! They didn’t even reveal things, they wanted to change them in the morning! It is true what they say that the morning is wiser than the evening!! ! In general, we very quickly measured our hotel and realized that it is very cool !!!! ! Get to know everyone! Animator Brachi is our favorite! Very kind, taught us to dance!!! ! In a couple of days we knew everyone and Canadians and locals and everyone! We were lucky in our race there were not many Russians! It was Canada, and then the locals stopped by! Very beautiful boys)))) ran to the dance across the road! Invent Your Cocktail! Take Pina Colada with banana or pineapple liqueur) From medical students from Moscow recipe)! I’ll say right away that you need to run to the dining room to open and then you’ll get everything! Immediately run for juice, which is not enough)!!!! ! He's a freshly squeezed orange or guava!
We read reviews from the e-net and thought it was very bad there and the food was terrible, we thought we would starve and wanted to buy homeless packages already! But it's all nonsense! They feed well! They even gave us lobsters!! ! Pilaf with shrimps is very tasty! The fish they have is very tasty and very different! Everything has always been! Don't eat sweet potato bullshit! And the first days do not gain as much as we do and then do not eat half! The waitresses swear on their own! Maybe this country does not eat up, and you are transferring products here !!!!! ! In general, the food is normal!!!!! ! Guys go dancing! Cubans will teach you all the moves! And go to the club with Brachi! We became very good friends and he took us with a friend!!! ! Always haggle in the market, in a taxi! They always say 10 COOK!!!! ! Fig! Say 5 period!!!! ! For shopping! We had a guide Carlos! In a red shirt from ICS! Positive! He drove us to Varadero (center) and showed us where to buy cigars for the locals) 25 pcs in a pack for 1.25 KUK! 4 packs for 5cook!!!! ! The locals are the kindest and most positive!
Walk and smile at all 32)))) And do not forget to say hello (Hola! -ola)! Yes, just do not get carried away, otherwise they all immediately come up and invite you to swim or dance! But be calm, for having sex with a foreigner they are put in jail! And it's very tough! So everything is safe! Yes, that's what we got! Buy coffee there! It is very cool, it costs about the same everywhere 13KUK per 1kg! it's cheap by Moscow standards! I wrote to you about cigars, but you can buy gift ones too! cool cigars! More liqueurs! Try everything in the bar! They are very cool! The most delicious is coffee and banana!!!!! ! We all bought them! On account of the price! In some official store in Varadero, I think they bought it for 8 KUK - this is a robbery! The bartender will sell it to you for 5KUK! And you can still find it in other stores, for example, we bought in Havana for 3.10 KUK !!! ! In order not to bother at the airport, there is for 3.80 KUK !!!! ! For money!!! ! Guys take only Euro!! ! They didn't tell us fools!
If it's normal to live, how can we go on 1 tour of 3 cities in one day! Go to Havana by yourself (we met a guy renting a car) and live there in an awesome apartment and + excursion from the Russian-speaking Christina and souvenirs, but not much! Somewhere it took 200-300 KUK!!! ! Take 300 Euro and I think everything will be great! But some of us took 50 euros and bought souvenirs! The holiday was great too! Oh yes! There is no hair dryer or iron in the hotel! It didn't bother us at all! The air conditioner seems to be there and even works, but somehow it is buzzing! Calmly! Just adjust the mode! Yes, and it is not really needed in fact! Television: of the Russians, only NTV+! But you don't need it if you hang out like us! They went to wash with their girls! Now we know what numbers to take and next time we will take them!!!!! ! There we also read what they cook there !!!! ! They didn't take anything from us! But all the same, I closed the suitcase with a small lock, because it contained our common money!
But in the end, you stop suffering garbage and everything is fine! But I’ll say right away that money was stolen from one of our friends, and the phone number was stolen from another, but we think it’s the Russians themselves, so you shouldn’t be afraid of the Cubans of the cleaners! Oh yes! Apply sun cream! And then it will turn out like my friends who did not smear ...they were all in flakes from peeled skin! It looks like pityriasis versicolor (we are doctors))! In general, the holiday was just amazing! Now this is my favorite country! We just sobbed when we left! And now we are all in Spanish music and all thoughts are there!! ! Cuba is heaven guys! And the hotel is good too! The food is also normal (but do not forget to get up and always come to the opening of the doors! ) In Cuba, the kindest and most beautiful people!!! ! Dancing!! ! Go dancing! Every night!!! ! This is happiness! Looks like Mamba Club! 12 COOK and there everything is on! And the music is cool)))) But Brachi knows he will take you there)! Or just across the street! But drag everyone there, otherwise few people go there!
All party at the bar is free! Meet the whole hotel there)! We had all the friends, family, acquaintances!!! ! We fell in love with Cuba! So do not be afraid 13 hours of painful flight was worth it! See you in Cuba in the winter from 23 to 7)))) I hope we will break out there again)! After all, Cuba is Paradise ..... So do not believe that Egypt is better with Turkey! Their stupid rest eat and sleep! Bored was only rotten people! So if you are a rotten snob used to golden toilets, you don’t need to go there !!!!!!!!! ! and because of such terrible reviews, we were very afraid to fly there!
Everyone went to us))) In horror and under the impression went to bed!! ! At first, they spent a lot of time fuming and joking about what was happening! But they were measured because they had to live for 12 days !!!! ! They didn’t even reveal things, they wanted to change them in the morning! It is true what they say that the morning is wiser than the evening!! ! In general, we very quickly measured our hotel and realized that it is very cool !!!! ! Get to know everyone! Animator Brachi is our favorite! Very kind, taught us to dance!!! ! In a couple of days we knew everyone and Canadians and locals and everyone! We were lucky in our race there were not many Russians! It was Canada, and then the locals stopped by! Very beautiful boys)))) ran to the dance across the road! Invent Your Cocktail! Take Pina Colada with banana or pineapple liqueur) From medical students from Moscow recipe)! I’ll say right away that you need to run to the dining room to open and then you’ll get everything! Immediately run for juice, which is not enough)!!!! ! He's a freshly squeezed orange or guava!
We read reviews from the e-net and thought it was very bad there and the food was terrible, we thought we would starve and wanted to buy homeless packages already! But it's all nonsense! They feed well! They even gave us lobsters!! ! Pilaf with shrimps is very tasty! The fish they have is very tasty and very different! Everything has always been! Don't eat sweet potato bullshit! And the first days do not gain as much as we do and then do not eat half! The waitresses swear on their own! Maybe this country does not eat up, and you are transferring products here !!!!! ! In general, the food is normal!!!!! ! Guys go dancing! Cubans will teach you all the moves! And go to the club with Brachi! We became very good friends and he took us with a friend!!! ! Always haggle in the market, in a taxi! They always say 10 COOK!!!! ! Fig! Say 5 period!!!! ! For shopping! We had a guide Carlos! In a red shirt from ICS! Positive! He drove us to Varadero (center) and showed us where to buy cigars for the locals) 25 pcs in a pack for 1.25 KUK! 4 packs for 5cook!!!! ! The locals are the kindest and most positive!
Walk and smile at all 32)))) And do not forget to say hello (Hola! -ola)! Yes, just do not get carried away, otherwise they all immediately come up and invite you to swim or dance! But be calm, for having sex with a foreigner they are put in jail! And it's very tough! So everything is safe! Yes, that's what we got! Buy coffee there! It is very cool, it costs about the same everywhere 13KUK per 1kg! it's cheap by Moscow standards! I wrote to you about cigars, but you can buy gift ones too! cool cigars! More liqueurs! Try everything in the bar! They are very cool! The most delicious is coffee and banana!!!!! ! We all bought them! On account of the price! In some official store in Varadero, I think they bought it for 8 KUK - this is a robbery! The bartender will sell it to you for 5KUK! And you can still find it in other stores, for example, we bought in Havana for 3.10 KUK !!! ! In order not to bother at the airport, there is for 3.80 KUK !!!! ! For money!!! ! Guys take only Euro!! ! They didn't tell us fools!
If it's normal to live, how can we go on 1 tour of 3 cities in one day! Go to Havana by yourself (we met a guy renting a car) and live there in an awesome apartment and + excursion from the Russian-speaking Christina and souvenirs, but not much! Somewhere it took 200-300 KUK!!! ! Take 300 Euro and I think everything will be great! But some of us took 50 euros and bought souvenirs! The holiday was great too! Oh yes! There is no hair dryer or iron in the hotel! It didn't bother us at all! The air conditioner seems to be there and even works, but somehow it is buzzing! Calmly! Just adjust the mode! Yes, and it is not really needed in fact! Television: of the Russians, only NTV+! But you don't need it if you hang out like us! They went to wash with their girls! Now we know what numbers to take and next time we will take them!!!!! ! There we also read what they cook there !!!! ! They didn't take anything from us! But all the same, I closed the suitcase with a small lock, because it contained our common money!
But in the end, you stop suffering garbage and everything is fine! But I’ll say right away that money was stolen from one of our friends, and the phone number was stolen from another, but we think it’s the Russians themselves, so you shouldn’t be afraid of the Cubans of the cleaners! Oh yes! Apply sun cream! And then it will turn out like my friends who did not smear ...they were all in flakes from peeled skin! It looks like pityriasis versicolor (we are doctors))! In general, the holiday was just amazing! Now this is my favorite country! We just sobbed when we left! And now we are all in Spanish music and all thoughts are there!! ! Cuba is heaven guys! And the hotel is good too! The food is also normal (but do not forget to get up and always come to the opening of the doors! ) In Cuba, the kindest and most beautiful people!!! ! Dancing!! ! Go dancing! Every night!!! ! This is happiness! Looks like Mamba Club! 12 COOK and there everything is on! And the music is cool)))) But Brachi knows he will take you there)! Or just across the street! But drag everyone there, otherwise few people go there!
All party at the bar is free! Meet the whole hotel there)! We had all the friends, family, acquaintances!!! ! We fell in love with Cuba! So do not be afraid 13 hours of painful flight was worth it! See you in Cuba in the winter from 23 to 7)))) I hope we will break out there again)! After all, Cuba is Paradise ..... So do not believe that Egypt is better with Turkey! Their stupid rest eat and sleep! Bored was only rotten people! So if you are a rotten snob used to golden toilets, you don’t need to go there !!!!!!!!! ! and because of such terrible reviews, we were very afraid to fly there!
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