Disadvantages:
Paid safe (3 $ (USA) per day), paid WiFi (40 $ (USA) per week). Widespread theft and the hotel's disregard for the safety of tourists in general
The number of rooms for a weak C grade - constant dampness, mosquitoes, the room does not provide a TV remote control, toothbrushes, toothpaste.
While my wife and I were at dinner, the door to our room was forced open. They stole valuable equipment, cash and everything that was of any value.
Everything happened three days before departure, during this time the hotel staff instantly ceased to be Russian-speaking (even English was immediately forgotten, only Spanish), no one even hinted at any compensation, “an investigation is underway, ” our tour operator explained...
Simultaneously with ours, on the same evening, the numbers of our compatriots in other buildings were hacked, equipment, money, and valuables were stolen.
On the 3rd day, there was a problem with the sewerage and relocation to an even better room: sea view, 2nd floor, isolated balcony (in the first one there was a neighbor's room through the partition). The beach is clean, beautiful, there are enough sunbeds for everyone. You can feed the fish. Staff at the same time friendly and unobtrusive. Internet is paid (((, this is the only minus!
Upon arrival, we were quickly transferred to the hotel.
And here begins our settlement. Russian cunning or wisdom helps: at the reception you can agree on a good number. I had a room in Kokotal, but I arranged for a good room in Tropical, in building C. I explain that in Kokotal there are casinos and discos, imagine how you will sleep.
The rooms are in some places in the mold. there is a lot of humidity. Because of this, clothes also almost do not dry. You have to dry it with a hair dryer, take plenty of swimwear with you. And so everything is fine, the food is good, drink what you want, eat what you want, of course, within the all-inclusive. You can ask for $ 1 to get a coconut and open it, local workers in green uniforms, if you tell them Coco and show them to the top.
The ocean is unclear, the beach is super, the pools are good with bars, you swim up and order what they have. The water park is so-so. Excursions are something who likes to take, but think about who to take and where. It is profitable to take an excursion to Saona, $ 60 per person from Sasha at Happy Time (below is more about where this store is).
I was personally stung by a jellyfish. Dominican doctors helped me, naturally for money. But at the same time, our hotel guide from the anex tour, MURATU, when I told him that I was stung by a jellyfish, did not give a damn about me.
If you walk along the beach to the left, you can find a Happy Time store in a two-story building, next to the restaurant, where the owner and seller Sasha is, there is also free Wi-Fi in this store, ask Sasha to connect. You can make a profitable exchange (barter) in his store, taking from Russia: chocolate (for example, Alyonka), vodka, vacuum-packed herring, etc.
It is profitable to take Dominican chocolate from Sasha, cigarillos are also cheaper from him, some oils and creams are also more profitable to buy from him.
Rum is more profitable to take on a free trip (shopping). Cigars in a box are more profitable to take on shopping.
If you take a lot of magnets (from 15 pieces), you can buy profitably in Katyusha, but not in the one right on the beach near the Sirenis hotel. And in the one you will see when you go to the hotel, be at another hotel (on foot to go there for about 20-30 minutes). It is better not to leave the hotel territory without outerwear (t-shirts, T-shirts), the locals do not like this.
We flew back to Moscow normally, the flight was postponed, but this was reported back at the hotel (it was indicated in the folder at the desk of the anex tour).
Enjoy your holiday to those who collect in Sirenis.
But on the spot they offered to pay from 15 to 40 dollars per day for rooms in the closest distance from the sea-ocean and even with a view of it ! ! I recommend not to overpay in Moscow, but there everything is much more profitable to solve on the spot !! ! We started like this!!! ! The first floor! I thought I would put up with it, but even the children began to suffocate from the humidity!! ! Then the 2nd we stopped there, but the day before departure we were horrified because we found a rat in the closet !!!!!! ! about all 11 days of rest!!!! ! We were again moved for one day to a non-renovated room and we realized that, in principle, we overpaid in vain !! ! It was the Cocotail territory in the Tropikal territory the rooms are very small....
Animation 5!! ! In terms of food, if you don’t pretend to be delights, then everything is very simple and tasty !!! ! If you are looking for delights, then order restaurants for free every evening, especially Asian ones, because they are not only tasty there, but also interesting, they cook in front of your eyes, the children are delighted! ! ! But don't eat too much on the Swedish table, because then the dish from the chef won't come in!! ! and they try very hard there, other restaurants are also cool. If not for the rat, we would have gone there again and again!!! !
They pressed the help button in the elevator, the siren howled. No one came. They lilaced several times, 30 minutes passed, and we were called down by a tourist in pajamas, whom we prevented from sleeping, none of the servants came!!! ! We returned to the reception, demanded another room, without elevators, on the first floor. After 10 minutes they gave, trudged to another room, opened it, but another person was sleeping there! How we opened it with our key - this is a reason to think ...They returned, demanded a third number. The child and I are tired, we want to wash, we want to eat, sleep, but we have to hang out over a vast territory back and forth. They came, like the room was empty, but our things were taken to that second floor, we had to go to the reception for the fourth time and find out where the luggage was. The room was next to the theater and disco, until two in the morning music with a Dominican accent, regardless of who wrote it.
There are not enough seats in the theater for everyone, therefore, when a circus or a Michael Jackson show, the citizens of the Union republics take all the seats with hats, bottles, bags, towels a couple of hours before the start. There is no wi-fi, only for u$d 4 for 30 minutes, and then only at the reception. The safe is paid, at least u $ d 50, and almost immediately blocked, and there was money, phones, tablets, they asked to open it during the day, but the master was at lunch, then he was at another facility, then he had dinner, then he went home, and they promised to open it safe only on the trail. day. The climate is damp, nothing dries, if you want to dry something, take it to the beach. Full of mosquitoes in the room. Bites the size of five rubles, and which mosquito with ZIKA is unknown. Travel bag, clothes, toothbrushes, baseball caps covered with mold, overgrown with fungus. I had to wash regularly.
In a restaurant, you can’t take wine, beer, tea, coffee yourself, the waiters wear it, but they may not bring it, then you have to leave the restaurant, go to the bar, wait there for it to be poured, and return to the table. We went to a la carte 8 times, it also got worse, lobsters disappeared in Italian, salmon disappeared in Japanese, juicy tacos disappeared in Mexican, old, half-boiled, tasteless corn appeared in steaks instead of tender young corn. After juices and cocktails, lips are painted in chemical colors. The reception is rude, the waiters are rude, the maids use vigorous bleach, as they fight mold, the smell is terrible, and the doors cannot be opened, even more ZIKA mosquitoes will fly in. Water mechanical activities are free, but require u$d20 for the first briefing. On the tennis courts, they also take twenty for the first workout, then for free. When leaving, they also demand money for half a day. The beach flooded.
It used to be huge, clean, gently sloping, now neighboring hotels have begun to be built, coastal palm trees have been uprooted, on which we tore coconuts for free, the island is gradually sinking under water. There are a lot of Russians with bulky golden collars, who have intelligence, you know what, they taught the staff Russian "words", and now they have a refined address "bro" instead of "sir". Yes, if you go, take a pillow with you. Everything is lumpy there, I had to make a pillow from a bedspread in order to sleep. In sockets 110 volts, the iPad is not fully charged overnight. The refrigerator does not freeze, just like a box stands. The staff likes to chat loudly among themselves in gibberish, standing twenty meters apart, early in the morning. There is no soundproofing in the rooms, the whole building was worried about the girl who could not finish.
The walls in the rooms are stained with blood from mosquitoes, cracked, the doors are peeled off, the bath without curtains, so there is water on the floor until you cover it with two or three towels, the tiles are in fungus, the musty smell of which gives a headache. I took some pictures of "moss" on things and mosquito bites. The child had up to five huge bites per night. Whether we brought ZIKA to Moscow or not, I don’t know, but I feel bad...Yes, I still foresee the answers of the hotel’s “defenders”, who will claim that they personally didn’t have this with them. I'm happy for you. But it was with us, otherwise I would not have undertaken to write!
Sirenis punta cana rizot casino and aquagame, June 1-23.2016.
More. Drinks by the river all day - I tried cocktails. Of course, the local balm Bitner - Mamajuana. Bars in the foyer (it is also a lobby, reception), in the pools. The restaurant by the pool also has a bar and snacks, fruits.
The main restaurant - a buffet - hearty, a large assortment of dishes. The Dominican Republic is generally suitable for vacationers with children, because. the menu, one might say, is European, it does not abound with exotics. There was always soup for lunch.
Dish of the day: they always cut some giant beef or pork leg, chicken, fish in front of you. The fish was once huge - a head three times human. Chicken and turkey are delicious. In general, food is not like our chymosis. Even breast, cat. in our clean view it is dry and good only in a salad, there it melts in your mouth. Of the fruits, there were no avocados - not the season, but there were always delicious bananas and the most delicate mangoes, papaya, passion fruit and pineapples, as well as watermelons (no rind, not very sweet), subspecies of orange with a green rind and orange melons (not sweet). There was also sugarcane cut into strips. The pastries are delicious.
Desserts are quite decent, but we were spoiled in this regard by the Grand Resort in Limassol, whose desserts will be more refined.
National and international cuisines: every evening in the restaurant they hung out for greater clarity, respectively. flag. The cuisines were repeated: their own, Spain, Italy, USA, European and “from the chef”. On the day of Dominican cuisine, a "mermaid" with a decollete was seated at the entrance to the hall.
With seafood, however, a bummer. Not Thailand, as they say. At times there were shrimps, squid rings, scallops. Everything is not very good. Be careful with scallops - often fragments of shells fall on the tooth.
Of the minuses of the kitchen is that they like not to fry, not to cook. You can’t cut any steaks, you can’t chew them. Cauliflower crunches, but you want boiled.
They didn’t sign up for themed restaurants, didn’t go. At the buffet, take as much as you want and immediately, and in those, as they said, you order from the menu at random (as you understand, without pictures and in a foreign language), you don’t know what and you wait an hour until they bring you one dish.
Breakfast is also varied, but always the same, which, oddly enough, is good, because against the backdrop of lunch and dinner, I wanted predictability. Freshly squeezed juices - pineapple (always took), melon, papaya, banana. A cheerful cook will fry a different egg for you. In general, the local people are very melodious. My son was bitten by some kind of beetle (everything worked out, but they were alarmed) - they took advantage of insurance, even the doctor hummed at the time of the examination.
The weather has always been beautiful, the clouds are beautiful intricate. Sometimes there was a short, but sometimes plentiful, warm rain. The sky was cloudy for a couple of days. The humidity is high, the clothes do not dry properly.
Rich well-groomed vegetation pleases the eye. Palms. Gardeners climb to the very top and cut down coconuts and branches. You ask for a coconut, they will trim it with a machete - you drink it. You bring it to the bar and they will mix it with alcohol for you.
In general, nature and climate are more pleasant than our traditional (currently RIP) Egypt, Turkey and Cyprus. There are thorns, dead wood, not a cloud in the sky. Here is nonsense.
Peacocks of both sexes walk around the territory. The jackdaws are chirping. Like our crows: they fly up to profit, they like to splash in the pool.
The ocean is warm, without storms, but restless. The transparency of the azure water is broken by the waves lifting sand from the sandy bottom. People love to feed ocean fish with bread. Once, when there were quite a lot of them and various ones, they jumped out of the water. The son was horrified by this.
It was sometimes windy on the beach: the freezing wife was chilly, but nothing to me. There is no wind near the pool, but it is stuffy in the heat.
A lot of algae washed ashore and dangled at the water's edge. Slightly spoiled the view. According to the guide, the consequences of recent storms. The car cleaned the shore from them.
After lunch we went to the ocean (in the morning it is more hectic), in the morning we warmed ourselves by the main pool with a mermaid. Once they wanted to relax by the pool after dinner, but the sunbeds were all occupied - the people were swarming, there were generally three rows at the water bar.
Some of our gulens were unhappy that the pool was only until 18:00.
We went to the water park once. The wife is a coward, she never rides. The child was very pleased. I liked it too. At first, as always scary, but the main thing is the first step. And there are no queues for the slides, as in the Mytishchi KVA-KVA park.
On the day of departure, for the last time, I even ran out alone for a ride. It was running away - the park is somewhat removed from the main. array, and time was precious.
On the second day, meeting with the guide: they immediately try to sign you up for excursions and a free trip to the “factory” of local products that the Dominican Republic is famous for: rum, cocoa, coffee, chocolate, cigars, jewelry with larimar pebbles (Dominican exclusive) and turquoise (like not like everyone else).
They are trying to take you still “warm” until they have time to look around, because the tour operator’s prices are too high for excursions. All the same will be offered to you for more modest money by the guys who feed themselves on the territory of the hotel and the holders of souvenir shops on the outskirts of the hotel territory.
Don’t go to the “factory” either - pay dearly at three and lose half a day.
All products are, firstly, in the shops on the territory of the hotel, and secondly, on Tuesdays and Saturdays from 15 to 23 traders come. We traded up to 40-50% of the declared prices on this and that. For example, a pack of 10 cigars with a humidifier was dropped from 25 to $12-13. Pendant with stone from 30 to $15.
True, already in Russia, the wife rubbed the “silver” with alcohol - the silver moved away and a less noble metal appeared behind it.
Therefore, it will not be superfluous to take vodka to a meeting with a merchant to check the goods and the seller for lice.
We did not go on any excursions. Of those who went to Saona, one woman, when questioned, pretended to like it, but did not hide her disappointment well, while the other couple spoke honestly about the minuses, such as, for example, that a short section of the seabed is sandy at first, and then corals, shells - all scratched.
There are two shops on the outskirts of the hotel. Initially, a pseudo Russian store called Katyusha. Immediately behind it is the wretched-looking shop of our compatriot Konstantin.
Poorly owning in. moving, lovers of cats, dogs (especially puppies) and free wi-fi, I recommend Kostya's store. Everyone has a similar assortment, but Kostya's wife found more of what she needed.
Wi-fi is generally a salvation, because. Internet in the hotel is paid and quite expensive $4 - 30 minutes, 6 - 1 hour, 10 - a day, 40 - a week, 60 - two.
The trainer at the gym was offering $25 a week for less.
By the way, if you want to go to the gym, don't forget your running shoes. In slippers and sandals, the path is ordered.
On the beach and by the pools, workers walk all the time offering excursions, especially what they singsongly called “Boogie”: driving in open cars through the water, through the mud.
A friend went - she did not like being dirty.
Photographers look around: one day they offer a photo session near a palm tree, another photo with a small monkey or two cockatoos.
Of the minuses: the room, like someone in the review, is "shabby", in need of repair. The bathtub is rusty in places, the enamel on the toilet bowl has also peeled off at the place where the water flows. Not good for a five star hotel. As I understand it, the situation varies depending on the case. There are cases and newer ones. Two were completed with us. As the British said, with a cat. communicated (they are in Sirenis for the second time), it would be possible to ask for another number, but we looked at it through our fingers, because the rest of the pluses offset this minus, and they didn’t come to sit in the room.
There are also VIPs, the cat. sunbeds on the beach are stationary type of beds, and in the rooms with their words “bigger TV, everything’s cleaner”.
The room was cleaned regularly, but often they forgot to put the due soap, shampoo, water (underline as necessary). The locals are relaxed people. But this is not a problem. If something is missing, say in the lobby - they will bring you to your room.
Useful utensils included an iron and ironing board. The wife was helpful.
More email. coffee pot, but did not use - there was enough coffee in the restaurant. As the maid once put a bag of ground coffee, so he lay - they took him to Russia as a souvenir.
Do not bother with adapters from our plug to an American one - the socket in the room is universal.
Our case (Cocotal E) has an unfortunate location, because there was a concert hall nearby and our ears were delighted with the melodies and rhythms of the stage, regardless of our desire.
There was no animation for children in the hotel. Maybe I didn't search well.
The guide warned not to leave the hotel, because. the people in the Dominican Republic, although friendly, are not rich (especially the local "Tajiks" - Haitians) and armed.
One Englishman, on the contrary, assured that there was nothing wrong with independent travel: you take a taxi for $ 30 - the driver as a personal escort.
The hotel area is very beautiful and spacious, the beach is clean, the ocean is warm. The food is normal.
We rested very well, but the hotel is still definitely not a five, as they say : (
learned, in other countries it is sold as a four.
WiFi is not even paid for in the rooms or by the pool. At the reception there is, but paid