Gut, Gut - harasho!!!

Written: 16 december 2009
Travel time: 23 august — 6 september 2009
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
8.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 9.0
Service: 10.0
Cleanliness: 9.0
Food: 10.0
Amenities: 9.0
We rested with a large company: my wife and I and two children (11 and 5 years old), a friend with his wife and three children (17.11 and 2) and my wife's friend with her son (1 year old). Apparently, this is the secret of the fact that the rest turned out to be unforgettable in this hotel. This hotel is for families!
We arrived at the hotel early in the morning. Settled in 10-15 minutes! We asked for a "nice room with a sea view" - and got it for free without any baksheesh! Moreover, the man at the reception (does not understand Russian vaaapshche) explained that he would give us a room closer to the restaurants, as he sees that we have small children.
Most of the service personnel in Russian do not understand a word at all. However, bartenders and especially waiters will understand you perfectly and very quickly select the right word or phrase for you. Their vocabulary is constantly updated.

I do not agree with those who say that the waiters initially have a bad attitude towards the Russians. Like, they are ready to lick the anuses of the Germans, and ours, at best, are ignored.
For the first time they serve everyone equally quickly and complacently. But how they will serve you next time depends only on you. Baksheesh is gratitude for diligence and quickness. For example, since the second day I have never approached the counter of the East bar.
The waiters themselves brought beer to my table. Moreover, they served everyone who was at this table with me. It cost me 7 bucks for the entire stay! My gratitude is actually much more enormous. After all, the rest from such service becomes simply heavenly!
All inclusive here until 02.00 at night. The hotel until recently was purely German. And they, as I once again made sure, are quiet alkonauts : -). This makes an indelible impression on ours. However, it's still missing : -). A cheerful company of our guys offered to sit for another hour after the disco in their room and drink a liter of whiskey, which they managed to collect in the afternoon in a 1.5-liter bottle from under the water. By the way, the drinks are all good quality. Except, perhaps, red wine - once, after drinking this liquor, the lips of a friend's wife turned purple. Don't drink this.
The sea and the beach are amazing! The sand is amazing! Only in the sea without slippers do not climb even during the day! Three of us were taken to the hospital. These Mar yozhyks are lawless! They don't give a fuck that the hotel management thinks they should sleep during the day and hunt at night!

I recommend going by boat to some deserted island called Giftun, which for some reason is their national park and is protected by the state. On it I saw the only tree - a palm tree, which actually turned out to be a huge antenna. The boat is great! Especially to swim in the open sea, surrounded by colorful fish, fish and fish. Unforgettable experience! We saw 4 dolphins on the way to the island. 7 or 8 boats were chasing them as if they were not boats but bicycles. They filmed everything. the quality was not so good. All this is inexpensive. We were given one boat for the whole crowd - we gave 250 bucks a day. Ride from 08.30 to 16.30.
If you go shopping in the city, then get ready to see the most arrogant and unscrupulous fraudulent sellers in these stores. Never buy into their "wholesale-good discount-discount". This is a divorce. I don't like to go to oriental markets and decided to pack all the souvenirs in one shop. The salesperson tried to fuck me for a total of 50 bucks! It was he who calculated the wholesale for me and made another 20 (! ) percent discount! When I heard his total, I almost went crazy! He began, despite his sharp and angry protests, to count each product separately - and it turned out that he was holding me for a sucker! As punishment, I had to give up all his goods and walk away under his untranslatable Arabic folklore and idiomatic expressions. I bought all this in another shop, where the seller turned out to be not arrogant, but a friendly and honest guy Mukhamed (he also has a limousine service).
Billiards opens at 17.00 and is open until 02.00. There's a bar. It's a pity that billiards is not Russian - 7 American women and 2 snooker tables.
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