Хороший отель. Good hotel.

Was in the period 08.11. 2014-19.11. 2014. So many people. And for some reason there are no reviews here (((So I decided to write for everyone.
Arrival is normal, visa costs $25. It's actually $27. Why so I don’t know, maybe some kind of tax or just corruption, but it’s like they always have a visa + 2 dollars.
Hotel accommodation. We arrived at the hotel at 11 o'clock. Of course it's better than by 7-10 pm. I will look at the future, so that I would fly in during the day and fly away in the evening, as it was in my case, we arrived at 11 o'clock in the afternoon on the 8th, and we left at 16:0. On the 19th, it turns out to be full-fledged 12 days, and time does not significantly go to waste. We arrived, check-in at 14:00, left things on the street near the entrance to the reception and immediately to the sea. By two o'clock they came, there were only our things and 3 more. 4 bags were also standing, probably the things of not a large company, which probably also immediately went on vacation, and did not settle. Posted a map of the hotel. We were settled in the 29th building on the first floor.

The rooms in neighboring buildings are the same, so there is not much difference. The rooms are not particularly, so normal, compared to Berdyansk and houses on the seashore, it’s just “vip-vip luxury”. It was about 2 minutes to go to the sea, maybe 5 minutes if you take pictures and stare around. There is a lawn all around and you can walk on it, you even need to walk, but only barefoot, otherwise there is no point? . So you can go in a straight line on the lawn to the sea. Of course, the body 23-22 is better !! ! ! and third floor! , they are slightly elevated and have a view of the sea. About the same body as 19 ! ! ! Forget!!!! ! ! You can draw it with a proofreader for Russian speakers NO ! ! ! Even if you are a Serb or a Bulgarian, a Pole or a Latvian, you still don't have it!!!! ! ! Why is that? ? ? As I found out later, the hotel has a certain classification of vacationers. There are 4 colors of bracelets. 1. Blue is Russian-speaking. 2.
Orange is the children of Russian-speaking people, I didn’t notice it on foreign children, and there were no foreign teenagers, and they don’t put it on babies. And it turns out blue and orange are Russian-speaking. 3. Silver (gray) - these are "others", foreigners. I have not seen a single Ukrainian or katsap with a gray bracelet, even though he came for the first time at least 6 times. 4. Golden - VIPs. Arabs can also enter here, but I no longer noticed such subtleties. So the staff immediately knows who is standing in front of him "foreigner" or Russian-speaking (more precisely, the former "Warsaw block"). If you want a gray bracelet, then you need to fly to “foreign” countries, then you will be considered a “foreigner”………. . There are such cases - 3.32 38? ? ? 3.
37 - then this is of course on the outskirts of the sea, maybe there are VIPs and they sit near the pool and tennis court, but it’s decent to go to the sea compared to the rest of the building and they are also near the road and you need to go near the reception, and from 9 there are always people there, Well, not such a modest cozy place. Building 10 is also peculiar, it is long and not very convenient in terms of entering it, there are slides, now temporary repairs, sun loungers, etc. Well, something like this. Of course, it is better - building 23.22, 28.21 27.20, 17.30, 29. This is all about the hotel and rooms.
ANEKS TURRRRR: As far as I understand, this is either their hotel or this is their first hotel from the most basic, basic. There were two guides there. Well, that's not the most important thing. But the tours they offer are another matter. When choosing excursions, always ask how long the excursion lasts, when it starts and ends.

Of course, they change a little, but no more, quadrics, yachts - as such, excursions remain, only their shape changes. So We were on the "vip-yahne from the anex tour. " The yacht of the Ukrainian millionaire is called Alter His. What is "VIP", I don't understand? The bullshit is complete! From the shore we sailed 100 meters where there was diving with scuba diving for 3 meters and a bathyscaphe and riding a banana. Why they did not sail further is not clear. They gave us cabins !!! ! ? What for?? ? ? Well, a lot of nonsense that I don't understand. The tour started at 13:40 and ended at 18:00. And they paid 190 bucks for everything. What is most interesting, they had to pay 210 bucks, but he gave us a discount? kind of like doing it.
And for everything about everything on the yacht we were somewhere no more than 3 hours, they also said there would be a super lunch)))) We didn’t go there for food, but when food is so emphasized that it will be just wow -uuuu, and then it turns out that “wowuuu” is in some kind of sauce in which the tentacles of a small crab swim, then you understand that it’s just a scam on the spot))) The guide who was with us is a Russian-speaking woman compared to Gisham from Charmal is simply not clear Why is she working here? Therefore, do not take a “VIP cruise”, it is better to buy a mango for 5 dollars a kilogram with this money (mango at this time is in the region of 30-45 feet, started bargaining at 60, and ended at 40 feet). Another joke is that the price for the tour indicated in their price list is not the final one, and you can dance down from it. So there is such a Mamluk tour there, it costs $ 105 per person.
Three people came to buy this type of holiday, they were counting on $315, but it cost about $200 for three!! ! ! . How is it not clear? It turns out that you can bargain with them)))) And then riding on quadrics 65 dollars was bought for 40 dollars. REMEMBER find out how long the tour lasts!! ! ! Your pleasure also depends on the length of the event)))) You NEED to go on an excursion, but approach it a little seriously, otherwise it will turn out like in my case I paid the money, but did not get pleasure. So I went to ride a quadric, I thought I would go straight to the Bedouins on a quadric, but it turned out we rode 4 km on a quadric, then we were put in a car and we went to the Bedouins.
Well, not some kind of romance (((I don’t particularly advise the Mamluk Island from the annex, the beach-sun-sea is exactly the same as near your hotel))) Water park ...... if you are from the O (U) country, then we have Brovary or in Odessa and in the same Berdyansk is clearly no worse than a hill than in Hurghada, and they cost the same 100-k, only not bucks, but hryvnias. For "Ukraine" there is no reason at all. But there are two excursions there, one quadric, you leave almost in the morning and return by 20:00, you get to go on excursions all day. On a quadric there, you go 32 km to the Bedouins, which is about an hour))) someone doesn’t push you. Similarly, there is a cruise where, too, from morning until evening, and from the coast you sail not 100 meters to a much greater distance.

Attitude, room service, service, etc. to Russian speakers)))) If you remember that you are wearing a blue bracelet, and that says it all. So you will never be ass-licked like people with a gray bracelet.
So if someone is waiting for the world at his feet, then drive this thought. If they say what is the best for you, remember that you are income for them, and since ours behave in most cases, then do not count on super-duper service))) as for Euroshops)) And given that some hotels in Egypt do not populate Russian speakers, then you yourself understand what a holistic attitude towards our person. There is such a hotel - http://www.turpravda.ua/eg/makadi/Jaz_Makadi_Star___Spa-desc17987.html Near it, in the neighborhood, there is a hotel, I forgot what it is called on the map, it is either Sensimar Makadi Hotel or Iberotel Makadi Beach. So, two different people told me that they rested there several times and even planted a tree there and installed a plate with data (full name) and at one moment removed everything (except for the tree, of course? ) after some "rashsha" buzzed their next fun day . And after that, many Russian-speaking tourists were denied booking and buying a tour to the hotel, even if they had been there more than once.
And do not forget this, most of the Arabs in Egypt are Muslims, they are forbidden to drink beer, wine, etc. , and when they see a body that is completely out, what do you think their attitude will be? ? ? There is a queue for "piiiivom")))) where are the waiters?? ? ? They are, but get ready to stand in line and not only for beer, there is also a line for meat. I personally did not stand in one or the other line, it was not necessary. In the mornings, you yourself will have to find a person with forks, spoons, knives and set your own table. If you, like the author of this article, are not proud, then you will not pay attention to this, even if you turn around, you may find it funny like me)))) I want to note the level of the hotel is high ! ! I have no questions here, but probably because there are a lot of people. The waiters are already in parallel and they simply do not have time to rush after everyone.
It's easier to raise your ass to go to the bar and pour yourself juice or tea, coffee (you can't pour beer yourself and it made me very happy !!!! ! ). If you want to be looked after, fly to small hotels that will have the same cost and higher. If you go to a restaurant, then yes, there are no questions. You will be looked after and serviced. and. iiii and so on. They also have a joke of this type “lady not ladies”. You give a card on a towel, and he kind of gives you a towel, but doesn’t give it back, like he’s playing. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes not at all. They have such a game and not only with towels, but it doesn’t affect who you get and the level of the hotel, it’s just that they are all fucked up there too))))) from such a movement. So if you want a super-duper service, then fly to small hotels, and so expect that at lunch you will find yourself in a simple dining room and in the evening too. A simple dining room where there is a lot of food and you can serve yourself and pour too, but not beer and wine)))) ….

The floors are not cleaned very well in the rooms, and the towels are not changed every day. This did not bother me, because I do not work in a mine)))) But some were indignant at me. I personally do not care about all this, at least once every 3 or 4 days change the towel, for some it is a tragedy.
FOOD: for people from the USSR - PARADISE for ZHELDKA. For me, a raw foodist is so tolerant, there are oranges, persimmons and guava in the evenings. Sometimes you can’t even bite off a piece of green melon, you need to tear off a piece with your teeth and chew it like a green pear. A lot of peppers and tomatoes, they are straight whole on the tables "I don't want to take it. " I advise you to go to restaurants only to change the situation, anyway, then you will go to the main dining room to eat))))) In Asian they brought me assorted sushi)) three rolls))) I understand that this is not food and Arabs and sushi are not compatible concepts, but cool . You know, around the same eda, it seems to me that they cook it in the same place. Just go to restaurants, unwind, you are not like on vacation.
And beer, I think, can be drunk at home with vodka.
Sea!!! ! ! SUPER, entry into the sea klasssssssss. And here is the beach at 3-ku. I remember Yalta, where there is nowhere not only to spit, but even turn around. The beach is small and not wide, and narrow. In short, small. If it were not for the fences, then their heads would definitely rest against other people's legs. Here is the hotel - http://www.turpravda.ua/eg/makadi/Makadi_Spa-h40156.html beautiful buildings, beauty, the beach got out on 5+, but the entry into the sea is HORRIBLE!!! ! ! ((((( So either the beach or the sea.
Animation - BRAVO!! ! ! There is such a merry fellow as Boca. Pulls but completely the entire animation. He has been working there for a long time, so they have an experienced senior animator there. In the evenings, parents come off at a children's disco, the program is fun, although the same, but you won't get bored in 14 days. If you have a child, then you will hang out at the disco with him and it's GREAT!! ! ! I played football, water polo, volleball .....the main thing is not to sit on your ass))) for this, drink less, take care of your liver)))

And I almost forgot))))0 TOILETS they work only from 8 am, and the sun rises at 5:40, and the only toilet that works is at the reception. If you are hot, then either in the room or at the reception. And the toilets themselves are cleaned weakly, sometimes it’s not comfortable to go in, toilet paper is lying around and so on .... so whoever likes to get up early on the seashore at sunrise and eat on the seashore, then there may be inconvenience))))