НЕТ! NO!

BEGINNING OF THE END) (NOT JOY)
Arrived: 05/06/2018-05/13/2018.
13.05. What a wonderful hotel! Too bad it's the last day. Nevertheless, it is necessary, even today, to leave at 5.00 in order to take places on sun loungers. It is not known how to develop. They said that the hotel does not have places for us to extend the rooms. Nothing, we'll sleep on the beach. Our sun loungers - Hurray! Oh thanks! We have extended our rooms! We are moving!! ! Great room with pool! I had to order it anyway. But, on the other hand, 400 USD pay extra for 7 days, somehow insulting. But “it’s not at all offensive” to extend the number for 60 USD. until 18.00. and receive, on the last day, His desired (room with a pool for 6 hours). Nonsense, the cost of a late departure. You may or may not relocate. Absolutely free of charge, the hotel administration will kindly not rip off your stylish bracelets and offer you to continue to enjoy your stay in the lovely BARCELO on the beach, in the bar and restaurant. It is recommended to change clothes on the second floor and the SPA salon. Do not forget to pick up your suitcases from the cottage in order to dress in what you want to arrive at the airport.

12.05. - it's still beautiful here! Give everything for the sunsets!! ! Oh! What delicious coffee at the beach bar!! ! The guys at the bar, I think, do know what BARCELO service is. Maybe they worked in the Dominican Republic? In general, well done! Chef Mukhamed is a CLASSIC of a beach bar!! ! HIM-RESPECT! And, in fact, it is always nice to sit on the chairs under the awning.
11.05. - God! Thank you! New day! Yesterday's VIP yacht shook my health a little! I would like to note the representatives of TEZ!! ! The yacht is SUPER. No one knew that the weather would "get worse". This is a separate (interesting) story. I don't go deep. All liked it. Survived.
10.05. - HURRAH! Let's go on a yacht! Ras Mohammed! Warned immediately: alcohol - no! Well, it is not necessary! In the end, I wanted to see the fish and the reef. Some of us (7 people on board) managed to see the reef and fish. An indelible impression (I'm sure no one will take it away) was left by the toilets. Toilets on the reef are rare! As the WISE from the team said: - “There was an exchange. 5 years ago. Ran aground. The toilets have fallen. " Beauty!! ! They (toilet bowls) have grown with moss and are already the beginnings of coral life! I couldn’t help but recall the song by I. Lagutenok “WE ARE CORALS”…
09.05. /5.00 - you should try to take the sun loungers. Happened. In fact, I don't want to sleep now. And early for breakfast. . . Ah! There is a kettle and coffee! I will enjoy the scenery and watch the vacationers in search of free sun loungers. Damn, not enough water. One bottle a day played a cruel joke (by 5 am there was not enough water for coffee, strange). Oh really. And people, for example, no longer have sun loungers. This is the day of victory! I need to get some sleep before 7:00. Well at least it's cold. The air conditioner is working properly. A bit noisy. I'll turn on the telly. If you look quietly, the husband will not wake up. The air conditioner knows its business. No, well, what a bummer to get up this telly to turn on! A nice boy (room-boy-clinic) for a ridiculous dollar put the missing battery in the remote control yesterday. Something to see is not right with the remote control. Maybe it's not the battery? It was necessary to put the dollar not under the remote control, but under the napkins. One remained. And it would be better to leave it in the bathroom. I want hair conditioner. No, well, lay it out like that - not enough for drops for the ears (in the pharmacy 8 c. u. ). Hit the remote control on the nightstand, or what? Wow! Invented! I will write notes with a pencil (with the BARCELO logo) on loose-leaf business sheets (with the BARCELO logo) and put them on napkins… And on the TV… And in the bathroom… In short, what they don’t have is a big white poster on the balcony where you can write "I WANT SERVICE! ". OK. Realistically, 5.50. Need to sleep. I’ll drink tequila from Dtik (just enough to drink the rest of the water), maybe I’ll fall asleep. 16.00. - It worked! Slept! There is probably room service. I'll dial "0". And there is. Switched. They brought a menu with recommended dishes marked with "birds". Still good people! How did they guess that a Mexican lunch would suit me right now! They brought it quickly (I called a couple of times, they didn’t switch anymore, they called a direct number. I wrote BARCELO on BARCELO loose-leaf paper with a pencil. I used it) grilled beef liver, Rare beef steak, grilled vegetables!

08.05. - it's weird though. Breakfasts are usually continental (everywhere they should be boring and not interesting). It's not about BARCELO TIRAN SHARM 5*! For morning guests, a cute questik is offered: come on, find your own continental breakfast! Are you missing something? So tell me exactly what you want? How is there no bacon? Oh, I forgot, sorry, Muslims don't eat bacon. I'll go look for beans. The quest has ended. Norm. Nothing, nothing. I am a picky tourist.
07.05. - The first breakfast is a bit shocking. Maybe they came late? For some reason, tears in the eyes of our friend... They have already eaten with their daughters... The service is not up to par, they say... Nonsense. The guys in the restaurant probably just work for food. Poor people. Don't throw cutlery back at them! They throw them on the tables of the Guests, only because they are nervous. And pouring coffee on the head of the waiters for having missed (again, from nervousness) and poured half into the saucer - also not necessary. He nevertheless brought and offered. They came to the room. Super! Cool! Like this? We have the card (key), and the air conditioning works! Well done. This kind of service was not expected. 13.00. beach: girlfriend is stressed again. Already crying. Daughter cut her finger. Past business. That's OK too. In the children's pool, you can cut yourself on the tiles. There is a doctor! Well, it would be strange that in the BARCELO network children would not be helped. Rendered. Well done. There is a pharmacy and a clinic. They are close. Spend a little time in the first-aid kit (from 9.00 to 10.00) and the doctor will open the clinic and apply a band-aid. Why be so embarrassed? They didn’t take the money, they handed the fruits in the nome to the cub. I have pictures of a slight cut and a children's pool. Yes, for memory. Here, I think to whom to show them first?
06.05. - Oh, hello land of the Gods! We eat on the bus only to our hotel. We are seven! We'll take everyone! And we are at home!! ! How? It seemed to me? The guide said we are ALL in BARCELO? All this big bus with kids by their parents goes to BARCELO?? ? Wow! Yeah, cool! The guide fell silent when he heard my hee hee. No, don't think badly of the Guide and me. . . He was just afraid to wake up the kids! Yes, EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD! We are cool! We initially ordered Sea View rooms. Everyone will pass, and then we will settle in our rooms. And so it happened. Only here are the Sea View class rooms at the BARCELO TIRAN SHARM 5 * hotel with different sea views. No, don't laugh, the view of the sea is not behind you. He, it turns out, is lateral. The nice person at the reception explained it all to us. Didn't ask for ANYTHING. Good man. He said this: “Give as much as you have. ” Another nice person, at this time, was running around with our passports at the reception back and forth. They gave as much as they could. Received our ordered Sea View. The expectation of the Dominican chain lived up to the numbers! Cards (not keys)! It's BARCELO! Late for dinner. As the depressed Guide said: - "you bought cards at the airport for a long time and delayed the entire bus for dinner. " I hope the people on the bus didn't curse us. I feel myself guilty.
Our rooms, thanks to the nice person from the reception, were about close by. We, as much as we did not want to talk about it, decided to sit together before going to bed. But the child did not really want to share our carefree company. Thank you, there was a telephone in the rooms. No, we did not book a babysitter. We just didn’t find a bed for the child (I think that she remained with a side view of the sea). A good man brought the linen by one in the morning. Norm. The child is not upset. Slept in parent's bed. . .

Ps. For those of you who have read this far, just keep this in mind. Evpatoria - closer! The sunset views are not worth the money.