русский отель Russian hotel

And the plus and minus of the hotel is that it is exclusively Russian
pros
- almost everyone understands you even without clumsy English
- grub adapted to the tastes of the "average Russian", almost around the clock
- swill without time limits (perhaps they do not pour only from 4 to 8 at night)
minuses
- a small percentage of Russians who are ready to ruin a hotel on alcohol - out of several hundred vacationers there are literally 5-7 people like that, but THEY ARE VISIBLE AND IT IS AGAINST TO SEE it is shorter than "TagiiiiiL"...
- literally a couple of representatives of the near Zamkadye proving to themselves (heifers, Arabs) that they are the masters of life here.
ATTENTION! The Weiss and Joyce hotels do NOT have an ATM, and the "nearest" (taxi only) often run out of money. TAKE CASH!
details:

location - ACCKI is far from everything in the area, there are no shops, ATMs or other hotels nearby - there are a couple of kilometers of wasteland to the road and there is the same amount to the nearest inhabited island
rooms - the best row - bungalow 5 rows 5001-5101-5201 - closest to the beach. whether to give money for other places - decide for yourself, the hotel was built downhill 1st row 2-storey building next to a cold pool and a restaurant. 2nd row - a bungalow with 3 rooms each, then again a 2-storey building with a fitness center and again 2 rows of bungalows, the interior is old but bearable. The water in the shower from the heater tank ends after 10 minutes, so you can’t get high in the shower - you need to save water.
food - for 4 is good, better than in many fives, at snacks it is naturally a bit scarce both in terms of assortment and in portions. Surprised zhlobstvo about french fries. like the cheapest type of grub, but they gave a spoonful and on the 2nd approach the waiter made a goat's face, while meat and fish were without restrictions
swill - standard quality for Egypt light beer, 2-3 "kinds" of wine for dinner, vodka-whiskey-rum, in all bars/restaurants coffee-machine espresso-cappuccino-cocoa-milk, tea bags, "juice-yupi" 2 -3 kinds. . .
when they ordered fresh - the waiters arranged a meeting and then for another 10-15 minutes they ran around collecting everything they needed - probably ordering fresh - a rare phenomenon in their hotel.
the beach is located in a kind of recess in the rocks, so there are practically no sunbeds for everyone, short pontoons go immediately to the depth, there is a sandy entry from the shore and waist-deep depth - children can swim, hedgehogs are not seen, lifeguards are on duty on the pontoons, a motorboat drives back - forward
entertainment - animation works, a standard set: beach volleyball, boccia, evening animation for children, performance for adults in a microscopic amphitheater, then everyone who wants to go to a disco until 3 am. A couple of times there was good live music in the "Neptune Pub"

We were on New Year's Eve and Christmas - we gathered people from 2 hotels in a tent built on the court, the grub was more varied than for a regular dinner, but I would not say that it was super, the set of swill was the same as always, there was not even a glass of the cheapest champagne.
the first couple of hours the singer screamed with his mouth, then the dance performance was generally not bad, although three numbers were frankly stolen by Todes, then dances until 4, at Christmas the same tent and a more modest program. The people for the zhrachka burst like the last time in a hungry year.
I surprised a woman named Vera (Joyce Hall) who reserved tables - 2 orders - 3 mistakes - then the table number is not the same room, then the table is reserved 2 times.