На тройку с плюсом Three plus

First time I'm writing a review. I always read between the lines, I always divide the negative by two. But this is where it boiled over. In short, it doesn’t smell like a five here, max. good trio. If it's cheap and cheerful - then you can, if you want 5 stars - this is not here.
The rooms are four. There is no beach. Actually, there is no place. If you don’t take it early in the morning, then at least stop. Two hotels with one access to the sea - complete trash. It's not hot in December, and there are a couple of empty places in the shade, but it's stupidly cold there. Fun for 3 plus, but the guys are trying. The territory is large but bespontovaya, the pool was not heated, even though the description promised.
The kitchen is the biggest sadness. The expression "you will not stay hungry", which I often met here, I felt for myself. For two days it was frankly bad, on the other days it was tolerable, sometimes even not bad. But kamon, I arrived in the top five, and to dine in a canteen with unwashed distributors, dirty tables, the aroma is not directly a canteen, but a kitchen in a canteen...

I repeat, it is not worth the money as for the top five, if the price is similar to the top five, then I do not advise it.