Никакая это не "5" - "2"(если такое бывает) This is not "5" - "2" (if this happens)

I have never had a worse hotel in my life! The situation was saved by the gorgeous sea, but we are paying for the service, otherwise we would have gone with a tent. We went with Join Up, so we looked at the description and reviews on their website, most of which is not true: it is said that ALL rooms with balconies are not true, that there are mattresses on the beach - not true, a fabric sunbed pressed to the ground, no curtains in this way called "restaurant" (stained glass), two-color tablecloths, tubs of fresh flowers, mountains of fruit (as in the photo) - NO. The food itself is for the poor or for those who have no taste buds - tasteless, monotonous, cheap food, poorly washed plates, sticky floors. I have never had problems with the digestive system, but here it failed. We went to eat fish - this is normal for a seaside hotel and for "5", but there was only ONE kind - that Chinese tasteless and not at all marine. The most delicious, as my husband said, was the water into which we squeezed lime juice. The room was given with a torn curtain, ugly stains on the bed, used ear shampoo and gel and a footprint by the bed - SHOCK! . . I had to explain that this is disrespectful to the guests.