Самый лучший отпуск в жизни The best vacation ever

We arrived at the hotel very late, almost at 12 midnight. First, they put the three of us (with a child) in a room with two beds and overlooking the entrance to the hotel (with all the ensuing smells of gasoline) and tried to persuade us to stay there - like we’ll move the beds for you right now, and the child on a cot... A woman with brother, who arrived at our check-in, at that moment tried to change the room on the contrary, from one large bed to two small ones. I offered to change, but when she saw our "scenic view from the window" she said that it would be better to stay in her own and stayed..... and I, having prepared baksheesh, went to the reception to continue to settle down. Lord! Ladies! Never yell there when you get numbers if you don't like them. I, very, very calmly, with the appeal "dear" said that the room did not suit us, that we needed one large bed and a small one for the child. With a smart view, the tavarisch from the reception looked in the computer and in the room map and gave (NO EXTRA PAYMENT !!!!!! ) a room with an awesome view of the sea and the main pool.
Almost all the days that we rested there, this side (overlooking the sea) was not populated. The Pole brothers and our compatriots were accommodated in rooms overlooking the road, the entrance to the hotel and the desert. And the people, it seems, were silent about this... well, what can I say... Let them continue to consider themselves an inferior race, or I don’t know what yet....The room was cleaned wonderfully, such a "maid" was conscientious!... No cockroaches , but be sure to take a mosquito fumigator. Food for 5. Animation is so unobtrusive... but was it at all? For 10 days, the music, which was turned on for 3 hours by the main pool, got so tired... you think: well, is it really impossible to diversify this "standard set of songs"...
All this, gentlemen, did not spoil the rest. You shouldn’t strain on the little things, we didn’t come for this, right! ? My 11th son is just delighted with the rest. The sea and colorful fish are just a fairy tale! Happy holidays everyone!