Говно... Shit...

After the quarantine, we really wanted to visit Nabq in the summer. The hotel, which they usually went to, unexpectedly increased in price by almost 2 times - they began to look for an alternative. The tour operator recommended the Sharm Grand Plaza as similar in level...The key word is similar...a banana to a cactus is also similar in some sense...

Room: we got a Superior ...Old, but with 2 double beds ...why we understood the 2nd bed later, when an Arab family (tabor) settled in the same family room next door - so that they would have somewhere to sleep ...It was customary to yell at them exclusively from 12 at night to 6 in the morning ...Soundproofing, of course, no ...Calls to the reception with a request to calm fellow tribesmen helped to sleep a little ...Silicone pillows, as once I was a poor student in a hostel ...After we closed the night curtain, I had to take a shower, because a cloud of dust fell from it on my head ...The issue with the regularity of cleaning and replacing towels was decided by the vandollar ...


Food: Pepper...
everywhere...Even in mashed potatoes...Everything fried, overcooked...the first 2-3 days the choice of dishes was somehow inspiring - then there was simply nothing to eat...We were shocked - there was not even a tomato with cucumbers for which Egypt is famous ...They served only salads from differently chopped cabbage to taste and touch, like birch pulp ...From fruits - apples sliced ​ ​ u200bu200bin a thin layer, floating in water and served like pigs and melons with the taste of the same birch . . On major holidays, it was lucky to try figs, dates, watermelon ...if you have time to take it ...All the cakes - two biscuit cakes with the same layer differed only in icing on top ...Morning pastries taste like a cheap loaf of ATB . . You don’t collect food yourself - they pour the cook ...And that says it all - you ask for mashed potatoes - they pour rice ...You ask for fish - they pour chicken ...
If you shouted at the chef and he deigned to get something for you, but at that moment an Arab comes up and makes an order - they kill you and serve a local ...
To take a turkey, you need to stand in line for 40 minutes, and in line for frying cutlets and pasta ...The argument that I don’t need cutlets, people stand and wait for them to fry, and here the turkey is not an argument for the cook ...A lot there were no queues, because there was no choice of dishes - by the tenth day I personally could not look towards the dining room ...For my wife, with her weak stomach and polite character, it turned into a daily trash ...Several times there were some seafood in a salad with pepper flavor and...grilled crabs - I already shed a tear, is this really possible here...

Drinks: 200 mg are poured into disposable cups ...about half ...well, that is, you have to run for beer often - and rightly so! After all, if you can create a queue - you need to create it!
Beer is okay...

You can drink cocktails, but after a peppery meal - a little, so as not to completely kill the stomach ...

Service: We decided to change beach towels in the evening...we came at 18:05 - they said it was already late, come in the morning...In the morning we came at 09:15 - they said it was still early, come later...We came around 12 - tovel-men decided to tell us how wrong we were and that towels should be changed every day on time before 6 pm ...a little more and he would have told us that this prison has very strict rules and you can’t relax here, but he was interrupted by an Arab who approached him, that gurgled and got new towels to replace the old ones. To my objections that we, as it were, had come earlier and had been listening to his wise speeches for a long time, we were awarded with a contemptuous gritted "minute" ..., as in kindergarten - be-be-be ...

Animation: it is not ...at all ...animation, like food in this hotel, you need to get it.
Either by increasing the level of ppm in the blood in the evening bar to the level of Tagil, which is what most vacationers did ...Or to carry out a special operation to penetrate the neighboring hotel in shoes and a disco dress through the sand across the beach ...During the day there were several animators, but we tried do not disturb them - they are very much tortured ...some kind of driven ...eyes on the floor, they try to slip past without paying attention to themselves.

Beach: sand ...a few cobblestones - they didn’t interfere with us ...There are a lot of sunbeds and umbrellas, but they are very old, rusty ...One umbrella just fell from old age - well, it didn’t hurt anyone ...Beechman quickly took it away . . During sunset, the beach quickly goes into the shade - you can’t soak up the evening sun...

Sea: the Red Sea is a fairy tale...but you still need to get into the fairy tale, because there is only one descent / ascent from the pontoon ...and every vacationer considers it necessary to try on a mask just on the descent ...

The flag turns green an hour and a half later than the neighboring hotel and turns red earlier...Yes, perhaps this is due to the bottom topography and, accordingly, stronger currents near this hotel, but when swimming is the only entertainment, it's sadness...

Territory: beautiful, well-groomed, but not very big ...the fish restaurant is closed ...the jacuzzi is closed ...in fact 1 active pool for swimming, half occupied by a water polo platform ...and 1 relax pool the size of a refrigerator box and ... located next to the active pool and the sound of music...

It's good that this is not our first hotel in Sharm, otherwise the impression of Egypt would be spoiled forever.. .