Never come here!!!

Written: 12 december 2019
Travel time: 4 — 11 december 2019
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 7.0
I don't even know where to start my review. We decided to go with girlfriends, for the sake of the sea. At a very cheap price. And then entering the hotel, the first thought was to buy a ticket home on the same day.
This is just HELL!!! ! With a gorgeous sea, reef and green area. On this, the pluses of Siwa ended. The hotel is rated 5 stars. I would give him minus 5, well, with a stretch of 1.
In general, we arrived early, at 7 am we were already in the hotels. Check-in is strictly from 14.00. But for an additional fee, you can negotiate with the boors at the reception. Leaving all things, changing into a bathing suit, we went to the sea. There are no free sunbeds! The hotel is full. If you want, you lie down on a blanket on the grass, people did just that. Option for $ 1 to strain the workers on the beach, and they will try to bring you a sunbed, in the worst case, a holey mattress. As for the beach - everything is fine, the reef is without words. Sunbeds are free from 5 am. . .

We were given bracelets so that we could go to breakfast, for an extra charge.
And then the nightmare turned out to be a reality! at 7.10 in the morning (breakfast starts at 7) there is nothing!!!
I never saw boiled eggs. For an omelet (there is no scrambled eggs) there is a queue of 10 people. How a chef makes an omelet is a breeze! Together with a shell, on a burnt frying pan. Throws in a plate to you with a terribly dissatisfied face. Pancakes a la pancakes in gray. Strictly 1 piece, and if you ask for supplements, they will close the container in front of your nose and say "NO". There are very few fresh juices even for a fee.
To drink tea, you have to wait for a cup... they are grabbed in a couple of minutes. They are dirty and poorly washed. Milk for coffee at the bottom. Sugar spoon from a common bowl. Fruit saw only rotten pomegranate, and not sweet tangerines.
Honestly, I didn't have anything to eat there. If you grab a tomato and a cucumber, then you will be happy. We ran and begged from the workers, and they, with the words "personally cut the chef" gave us 1 tomato for 3x. Cucumbers are generally a delicacy. The pastries are all stale. As a big fan of sweets, I didn’t eat ANYTHING there. Tried a couple of times and threw it away. You can eat cabbage and pasta there. Ahead is another story about lunch and dinner. Wait)
In general, left hungry after breakfast - settled. A room with a sea view can be arranged for an additional fee. People paid $50 each.

First we were in the main building on the 5th floor. Odd floors - a common terrace for everyone, even - an individual balcony. We were three girls and for safety reasons we changed our room. We changed it all day. At this reception, the staff changes every half hour. And nobody knows anything. We settled on the 8th floor. There was a stink! They said they poisoned mosquitoes, but after talking to the cleaner, he admitted that it was cockroaches. They promised that it would disappear in an hour. OK. It stank all the time! The smell made him sick and his head hurt. All things stank of this poison. There are no words. We asked for 2 days to move us. Out of spite, they gave the most terrible rooms near the road, where broken glass and towels lie in the corridors, the balcony door on the 1st floor does not close, there is little chance of staying alive there. Therefore, we stayed in a Vanyuchy room, just to spend the night. Thought to pull the beds out onto the balcony, but they didn't pierce through the door.
The number is as follows: there will be no plasma, an ordinary old TV. Beds with dirty sheets. The toilet is leaking in the bathroom. Some kind of soapy water in the tap, and the pressure is barely barely. I couldn't wash my thick long hair for an hour. The hotels are unsanitary. Everywhere is dirty and dusty. There are no shampoos, gels and soaps in the room, they asked for disposable ones from the 5th attempt. Toilet paper is on hand. Towels are not changed. Air conditioning by the way did not work, it's good that in December there is no heat. THERE IS NO IRON IN EVERYTHING.
In short, requests to change the number, up to calling the police, who drove up under the hotel, turned around and left, were in vain. We fought constantly. Why are we there, the whole hotel cursed. But the staff didn't care about you! we are nobody there for them. At the reception at the next scandal in response, we heard "thank you that there are beds for such a price. "
Alcohol: at lunch you can snatch diluted beer, we did not see him again. Cocktails are nothing. They do not distinguish between rum, whiskey and vodka. We, too.
The juice in the canteen is diluted so much that I didn’t feel the pineapple at all. The water is colored yellow, apparently they have pineapple juice. I didn't want to try anything else.
Lunch: and again, everything is very bad. There is no meat! a couple of types of sausages that even cats will not eat. The woman in line with us said that if she grabs a chicken and we grab a fish, we'll exchange it. TIN!

Chicken stuffed with hard rice is not chewy. Macaroni is all I eat. Salads are all the same. I saw olives a couple of times, but they are rotten and bitter. Fruit is still not sweet and rotten. People took them in bowls, someone wrapped them in a napkin. Garnishes did not cause appetite, I did not even take it. Girlfriends said not a bad rice. There was cheese, such cubes. There is possible. All raw potatoes! cucumbers and tomatoes are again a delicacy. Every time they ran after the staff and begged.
If the appliances fall, the staff does not even lift them, but kicks them on the floor to the kitchen. . .
I went everywhere with an antiseptic and sprayed.
Snack bar: French fries are raw again, ketchup flows like water. Raw cutlet in the burger. There is a queue for ice cream, they give a small ball, more or less tasty.
Dinner: if you haven't come to the opening, eat standing up! We did not have time, and stood at a table somehow at the exit. If you come at the end, you won't even be let in! We saw how they didn’t let people in, like there were no places. THERE ARE NO SEATS! How is this even possible? That is, if I went somewhere and came to dinner at the allotted time, but not at the beginning, they would kick me out and I would be left hungry. Apparently we only paid for the beds. . .
The staff is constantly arguing with each other. They freak out. Once, a fork almost hit a girlfriend, as they simply threw the cutlery at our table. The food is still disgusting. Eat buns and pasta. Fufufufu fish. I was afraid to eat shawarma on the street.
We decided to move to another hotel with a surcharge. And it turned out to be a three-day problem. We traveled through Joint AP, and the only way to resettle is through a connection with Ukraine. And any other hotel - on the spot.
We ended up escaping to Monte Carlo, but that's another story)
Wi-fi only in the bar near the canteen. And very weak.
The hotel was packed! It was a pity for people with children and pensioners. I am an absolutely simple person, not picky about anything, and I get used to any conditions. But here I couldn't. cried every day... did I need it?
I may have missed out on a lot more since those three days were like a blur, but my advice is don't kick in here!

It was my most long-awaited trip, the first vacation abroad... and such a hell at the beginning. I will not return to Siwa for any money! I do not advise even because of the sea. Appreciate yourself, your nerves and health! Holidays should bring happiness and positive emotions! Pay more and go to a normal hotel. Good luck to all)
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