Ужасней некуда Terrible nowhere

We all have been to Russian resorts, on vouchers from the trade union committee, and so: - plunge into the past by choosing this hotel! The room smells of junk, a rusty, microscopic bath, with tap water, by type (contrast shower) with changing shades of water, from almost transparent to brown... Air conditioning is a hole with a grate in the wall (hood) living its own life, there is no question of any climate control. Towels were probably once whiter, but Egypt is, first of all, unity with antiquity, and therefore claims on this matter are not relevant... But disposable glasses by the pool that are washed in greasy water are relevant, from which pigmentation of red spots is observed on their ribbed surface, you can see the rays of the sun have reached them too, no, of course you can take ceramic dishes intended for tea, coffee, but it’s even more difficult there, because when you pick it up, you involuntarily think that it’s at least an amphora, from the bottom of the sea, but to find a whole exhibit only for the chosen ones. . .
The pool itself is so chlorinated, and already at 17-30 when the bar closes, for drinking free drinks ALL, that it’s not like swimming, but there’s nothing to breathe by the pool. Yes, during the day it is also difficult to relax and sunbathe due to especially active flies, salvation is only on the beach, there is at least wind, but finding a sunbed is a task for pathfinders... And finally, the main attraction of the hotel is "if you're lucky", and If you're lucky, it's definitely Timur, the so-called guide. If you want to settle your problems, or rather not make money, then I advise you to avoid meeting with this attraction, because, or rather, even if you have been sure all your life that you are at least a sane, normal person, then after talking with him, you will be very surprised that you live almost in a super-suite and not in the 6th ward where you have a direct road...
But not everything is so sad, the pluses of the hotel are a disco, with a cult program that changes almost every evening, I have been three times, there was always something new, although the prices in the establishment may seem overpriced, for a portion - 25 grams of strong drinks 50l . or 10$. but you can get drunk in the room if necessary. The food in the restaurant was a pleasant surprise: for some reason there was no aftertaste, apparently it depends a lot on the water supply, and it’s quite diverse, my friends were in 5 stars by the sea, they visited them every day, the choice was poorer... And of course we must not forget that rest depends on himself, we had a great company, thanks to which it would have been great in a tent...