Когда отпуск превратился в кошмар. When vacation turns into a nightmare

I had a rest in many countries, but this was the first time. I flew in early in the morning, waited 6 hours for check-in, finally settled in. My room was on the 1st floor, the balcony door was broken and did not close, I decided to eat (the hamburger was sold for $ 16) and I'll sleep, tomorrow I will new day. In the morning I ran into a cleaner in the room, offered me sex, swore at me for a long time with a Russian obscenity.
In the evening I left for Cairo, spent the day there, took many good photos. I spent the fourth day on the beach, in the evening I went with a neighbor for souvenirs, stole a bag (camera, phone, money, keys to the safe), I decided to urgently open the safe (there was a passport and some money). My guide Iman fag Egyptian tried to dissuade me, but a day later, with a scandal, they opened it for me (paid $ 150). She probably wanted to sell me, a whole gang of them wanted to sell them there, so they would have carried them out through the balcony door at night. After opening the safe at the reception, they gave me change of $ 50, they were not accepted in more than one bank, it turns out they have long been out of circulation. At the reception they refused to change them, I had to make a scandal (I don’t speak English well, but I swear well in Arabic), they felt bad, they changed the money.
Then I went to Jordan, I had a good time there. There were still a lot of different little things, but I really want to forget everything. Dear girls, how can you like these black-assed beggarly freaks, it's disgusting to look at, it's a shame for Russia. How we behave is how we are treated.