Обидно до слез Shameful to tears

Let me start by saying that I went on a trip for the first time and I did it alone! Everything was fine... Until the moment when we were taken to the hotel by transfer. He disappointed all the people who rode with me exactly from the gate. If you decide to go there, you will understand! We settled for a long time, upon check-in they gave a card for free Wi-Fi, which only works at the reception and only three for... Then you pay extra. I abandoned this idea the next morning when I met with the guide, the Internet in roaming from Kyivstar did not fail even the Bedouins. As soon as they settled me, they did it in a roundabout way, so with my female topographic cretinism I thought that in the morning I would not be able to go down for breakfast... In the end, everything turned out to be much easier than the administrator led me. Okay... The room is frankly dirty, the door does not open completely, it closes from the inside only with a chain, the bathroom is dirty, mold, the toilet is not cleaned and there is simply no ruff to do it yourself, 4 stars are his mother... The door falls off in the minibar , which I screwed myself in the morning. In the minibar you are given only one bottle of water for the entire stay at the hotel, and some are not given! The beds are hard, the doors to the balcony do not close... More precisely, they open when you open the front door... Everything is generally automated. Duvet covers for blankets are not given out, as well as a second sheet to hide, the air conditioner either does not turn on or does not turn off.
From cosmetics, only soap is screwed to the wall, like Soviet children's toys.
Once the hotel may have been 4 stars, but now it's 2.5 * if it's good.

By the way, if you arrive at night, then be prepared for the fact that you will not be fed and settled around 2 nights...
And so, food... Honestly, if you are a vegan, then this is what you need, a bunch of cabbage, other cabbage, cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers, limes, cabbage, . . from meat or fish they all give out one piece and then you need ask. Soups are terrible. Coffee is only instant... There is no talk of any American or espresso here. The dishes are mostly all or unwashed or chipped, so be careful when choosing. A separate humorous section is forks, the art of surrealism! By the way, be prepared for the fact that you can refuse to feed if you are late for any of the meals. We were late for breakfast because of the excursion with the Bedouins, for 10 minutes, provided that the guide agreed that 11 people would feed us, but they simply refused to feed us, they say the time is up, everyone is free, you can drink coffee at the bar at 10 o'clock.
Of the cocktails, they can offer you only "delicious" (c) this is Sprite / Fanta with rum and syrup. And rum cola. And rum. And that's all.
The driver on the bus to the beach is very friendly, gave me a bottle of water and an orange before leaving.
O! Oooooochen very very very very many and terribly many mosquitoes. Take with you everything you can bring from these infernal creatures!
But in fact, no matter how scary it is, never forget to communicate with people, because they are the ones who make your vacation. Meet even if you come in two, or a large company. I am very glad that I met interesting personalities there with whom we experienced our hotel difficulties with humor!
And the hotel is disgusting, it took a month to review. . .