Your rating of this hotel:
8.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
10.0
Service:
9.0
Cleanliness:
9.0
Food:
9.0
Amenities:
10.0
Choices: This time with my daughter, so the three of us had to fit into the budget for two.
Check-in: Brought at 3 a. m. , the Janissaries refused to take a bribe (there are no rooms, bosses, niht fershtein, etc. ), so until 12 o’clock they hung out around the hotel partly in the twilight, sniffed the morning pumping of sewage, flowers, fed mosquitoes at the reception, and ate sandwiches .
When we examined the sun loungers around the pool, we fell on them and woke up to find a bunch of people around in swimming trunks and swimsuits. "And we have arrived from the winter" and we are already happy about it.
A positive attitude is the main thing (half the night at the reception the guy shook the rights "for a bed of the wrong size" - which made me happy about a successful arrival.
For that later . . 10 bucks to the chief vizier at the counter and we have a wonderful room in a separate building on the second floor with a spacious shady balcony, three beds and everything works.
The long "Porter" with the face of a professional swindler shyly - pityingly shook the seeds, a dollar and a pack of cigarettes from me and went home. That one frame. Him in "Taxi" act in film. What is similar.
Territory SHINE. A kind of vent of a volcano, around which there are two-story buildings, and in the center there is a pool in the form of a stylized Mickey Mouse, a slide, a waterfall, a bar in a cave and an animation scene.
Feeding did not shine with frills. There is not enough fish, but I didn’t come there to eat it, but to watch it. The restaurant staff, like everywhere else, is greedy for gifts, has a memory like a fly, and the mentality "The service rendered costs nothing" affects. Therefore, if you "feed" tips, then the restaurant manager, and not flickering robbers (they change often, they forget instantly)
Beaches: Phanar, where the bus takes you, was not impressed. a hundred meters you need to stomp along the shallows to the corals, then something powdered with sand and small fish. Not Rasmukhamed for sure.
For that, where they were taken with the nearby Falcon and Mexicano, as always, is beyond praise. Taking advantage of the fact that the color of the bracelets of Falcon and Virginia is red, we unknowingly did not get sad and did not pay a couple of bucks for admission.
Compared to last time, it’s sadder there, the colorful Misha-Grisha, the manager of all kinds of dive services, quadrics and excursions, fled to somewhere in Hurghada and we were left with only coffee, tea and corals.
Right along the street towards the sea, there is another beach with rocky shores and a 3.5-meter tower for those who like to jump into the waves. Paid. Well maintained. With aerobics and other attributes.
The hotel guide from JaneUp happily sold us five scuba dives, three ATVs, SOHO (Italian plume entertainment district) and a survey (on a ball) with which he sped off into the city excitedly joyful.
WiFi: plows only in the reception area. The QR code on the leaflet was understood only by the iPhone, the android stared at it and did not see it point-blank. I had to look at the page code, edit something in the URL, and the android started up for a couple of days. They give you a ticket when you check in for a couple of days, there were three of us, so it was not necessary to pay a couple of bucks for the continuation.
Mosquitoes: Chase them before dinner with an ominous-looking aggregate, filling the surroundings with clouds of smoke smelling of burnt diesel fuel. Mosquitoes last for a couple of hours. + Periodically squirted from a container with chemistry, the boy Cleaner happily drove at the first request.
Cleaning: Shine. A dollar a day turned the already resilient chubby boy-cleaner into the center of the world of joy and humor, so the guy, in addition to perfect cleaning, scared us with Crocodiles, elephants, hares, monkeys hanging in the doorway and... me, created from shorts, T-shirt glasses and towels. I got carried away to the tail.
Animashki: a couple of Russian-speaking girls, a little bored in the daytime and joyful in the evening (resting people get local "pektusin" - a rare muck of alcohol and starts to play pranks to the music) if there are no snakes, belly dances and other traditional skirts with dances. Italians are funny. They lie about Russians that we are a drinking nation.
Coffee: Bring your own. Or buy from nearby Bassem Market. There is without cardamom - it is completely brewed with boiling water from a heating element in a restaurant. The fact that the restaurant is not coffee.
Bribes: judging by the way the staff “beeps” from a pack of seeds, they have children. So "Syomki" instead of Alenka, that's right.
Everything else happened outside the walls of knowledge, therefore, parachutes, diving, old market, quadrics and other pictures will not be described here.
I like it. Highly.
Check-in: Brought at 3 a. m. , the Janissaries refused to take a bribe (there are no rooms, bosses, niht fershtein, etc. ), so until 12 o’clock they hung out around the hotel partly in the twilight, sniffed the morning pumping of sewage, flowers, fed mosquitoes at the reception, and ate sandwiches .
When we examined the sun loungers around the pool, we fell on them and woke up to find a bunch of people around in swimming trunks and swimsuits. "And we have arrived from the winter" and we are already happy about it.
A positive attitude is the main thing (half the night at the reception the guy shook the rights "for a bed of the wrong size" - which made me happy about a successful arrival.
For that later . . 10 bucks to the chief vizier at the counter and we have a wonderful room in a separate building on the second floor with a spacious shady balcony, three beds and everything works.
The long "Porter" with the face of a professional swindler shyly - pityingly shook the seeds, a dollar and a pack of cigarettes from me and went home. That one frame. Him in "Taxi" act in film. What is similar.
Territory SHINE. A kind of vent of a volcano, around which there are two-story buildings, and in the center there is a pool in the form of a stylized Mickey Mouse, a slide, a waterfall, a bar in a cave and an animation scene.
Feeding did not shine with frills. There is not enough fish, but I didn’t come there to eat it, but to watch it. The restaurant staff, like everywhere else, is greedy for gifts, has a memory like a fly, and the mentality "The service rendered costs nothing" affects. Therefore, if you "feed" tips, then the restaurant manager, and not flickering robbers (they change often, they forget instantly)
Beaches: Phanar, where the bus takes you, was not impressed. a hundred meters you need to stomp along the shallows to the corals, then something powdered with sand and small fish. Not Rasmukhamed for sure.
For that, where they were taken with the nearby Falcon and Mexicano, as always, is beyond praise. Taking advantage of the fact that the color of the bracelets of Falcon and Virginia is red, we unknowingly did not get sad and did not pay a couple of bucks for admission.
Compared to last time, it’s sadder there, the colorful Misha-Grisha, the manager of all kinds of dive services, quadrics and excursions, fled to somewhere in Hurghada and we were left with only coffee, tea and corals.
Right along the street towards the sea, there is another beach with rocky shores and a 3.5-meter tower for those who like to jump into the waves. Paid. Well maintained. With aerobics and other attributes.
The hotel guide from JaneUp happily sold us five scuba dives, three ATVs, SOHO (Italian plume entertainment district) and a survey (on a ball) with which he sped off into the city excitedly joyful.
WiFi: plows only in the reception area. The QR code on the leaflet was understood only by the iPhone, the android stared at it and did not see it point-blank. I had to look at the page code, edit something in the URL, and the android started up for a couple of days. They give you a ticket when you check in for a couple of days, there were three of us, so it was not necessary to pay a couple of bucks for the continuation.
Mosquitoes: Chase them before dinner with an ominous-looking aggregate, filling the surroundings with clouds of smoke smelling of burnt diesel fuel. Mosquitoes last for a couple of hours. + Periodically squirted from a container with chemistry, the boy Cleaner happily drove at the first request.
Cleaning: Shine. A dollar a day turned the already resilient chubby boy-cleaner into the center of the world of joy and humor, so the guy, in addition to perfect cleaning, scared us with Crocodiles, elephants, hares, monkeys hanging in the doorway and... me, created from shorts, T-shirt glasses and towels. I got carried away to the tail.
Animashki: a couple of Russian-speaking girls, a little bored in the daytime and joyful in the evening (resting people get local "pektusin" - a rare muck of alcohol and starts to play pranks to the music) if there are no snakes, belly dances and other traditional skirts with dances. Italians are funny. They lie about Russians that we are a drinking nation.
Coffee: Bring your own. Or buy from nearby Bassem Market. There is without cardamom - it is completely brewed with boiling water from a heating element in a restaurant. The fact that the restaurant is not coffee.
Bribes: judging by the way the staff “beeps” from a pack of seeds, they have children. So "Syomki" instead of Alenka, that's right.
Everything else happened outside the walls of knowledge, therefore, parachutes, diving, old market, quadrics and other pictures will not be described here.
I like it. Highly.
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- Pretend to work does not mean working
- Family vacation among greenery
- The tin is full!
- Bad free beach and very far located
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