Fu what a charm!

Written: 4 may 2013
Travel time: 19 april — 1 may 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 6.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 9.0
Amenities: 9.0
You need to go to Egypt with one eye closed, otherwise if you look into both eyes you can see everything... Well, let's go !!!
We landed. A representative of Turtez meets him. His visa costs $ 20 ! ! (gentlemen, merchants, deal with your representatives in Egypt, otherwise it smells of scammers) Right now ! ! Bought for $ 15, filled out a piece of paper, stood in line for 15 minutes, received luggage and on the bus. It all took 35-40 minutes. We waited another 20 minutes for the rest.
We rested from 19.04 to 1.05. The child is 5 years old.

Room: in the 14th building on the 3rd floor next to the construction site. Spacious, bright, smelling of dichlorvos, slightly shabby and moderately dirty. A minibar with three bottles of water, a tourist set in the bathroom - shampoo, soap and cream - luxury is issued once for the entire period of rest (we were naive and went to rest in 5 * and with us they didn’t take soap and shampoo). We tried to beg at the “big boss” bellhop, but then they spat and shopped in local shops - expensive !!!! ! Prices are simply not compatible with life! Water was collected in restaurants. (There is no gut for a 5 * hotel! ) Also, the standard room includes flies (the number is not limited) and two cute, palm-sized, pink lizards. she will stop an elephant at a gallop, she will enter a burning supermarket, but somehow she didn’t work out with small living creatures....But we didn’t make noise. We accepted this gift of fate and settled in. We came to rest !!!!
Cleaning: the van euro disappears and..... they forgot to remove the garbage from time to time, new towels could lie on the pedestal in the corridor, and not in the bathroom, the dust was wiped off according to the principle where I see there and rub, and where I don’t see it, the bed was changed 2 -a time in 13 days, toilet paper - half a roll. But we didn’t make noise. We came to rest !!!
The territory of the hotel, swimming pools: described in other reviews, it makes no sense to repeat. I will say this, I liked it very much.
Meals: not for everyone. We did not starve and did not get poisoned. Very little fruit, but a lot of FLIES! Flies and sparrows in all restaurants of the hotel!!! ! Comrades, the Egyptians, solve this problem, for a 5 * hotel it’s not respect !! ! Well, let's fly!!!
Bars: another problem here! The pathos on the faces of the bartenders shone with icy steel !!! ! The attitude towards Russian-speaking tourists, to put it mildly, is poor. I often heard “freebie” in the back. . But we did not make noise, we came to rest!!!
Slides: supereer!!! ! They invigorate and refresh!! ! The son is happy! ! Yes, and I got a lot of positive.
Animation: super!! ! They don't let them "seal"!! ! They don't impose themselves, but they find an approach to different audiences.
Toucan: super!! ! You can safely leave the child for a couple of hours, and yourself in the room..... read Mayakovsky's poems to your wife to the noise of construction equipment at the construction site... we came to rest !!!
Noise: there is no soundproofing in the intention, you can hear everything that happens on the street. lawn mowers, tricycles, minibuses, construction, screaming staff - it’s hard to relax in the room during the day.
Beach: supereeeeeeer!!!! ! covers all the shortcomings of this hotel!!! ! A paradise for kids. I liked it very much! To the right there are corals with a complete set of fish and a complete absence of flies.

Well, let's move on!! ! The lawns are a fairy tale, but these lawns are being watered with "poopy vadichka" from the sewer septic tanks. In the mornings, the amber was really unreal! . .
Why were we driving? Correctly! We went to rest! ! We did not pay attention to the flies, the stench, the noise, the familiarity of the staff and the rest in this hotel was a success. We are satisfied with the rest! My son learned to swim! We met interesting people (hello Artyom and Sveta).
This review was written for people who are going to this hotel so that they are mentally prepared for the nuances.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original