мы и дети us and children

We rested at the beginning of September. 2 adults and 2 children. Weather 27 denm, 20 at night, windy, the sun is not hot. We were taken to the hotel by transfer (a terrible creaky old bus) "Tez Tour" upset with a typewriter of course...
The hotel itself, OF COURSE, DOES NOT LOOK FOR 4-KU! the staff is barely alive, the animators burn to the fullest, but this is only for children, adults will be bored there, the cleaning in the room is C grade with an interference fit, the bottle on the balcony was empty all week !! ! gel and their shampoo hangs in tubes and if it runs out, they won’t change it until you take it off and put it in front of the entrance to the room, I tried to leave it as a tip for cleaning - they DO NOT TAKE !!!!! ! first 3 euros, then out of principle 15 left on the table-DO NOT TAKE!!! ! they took a ticket all inclusive, in all bars they constantly pulled out money and were reluctant to serve, in the vip cards that we were given only two adults were entered, and we also have two children, so when ordering, for example 2 cocktails and 1 water for a child, they immediately poked at the card and showed 2 people entered in it, like only 2 drinks are allowed! better not to go!! ! a few small pools, a lot of bleach, but clean. there is a gym-sucks!
Food is a separate story, the water in the cooler is pure bleach!! ! All-inclusive drinks are also not included in the morning, children have to buy drinks and water, it’s impossible to drink their juices and bleach! breakfast and not fresh. sometimes they serve piglets, lamb, but if you are late, then alas, for example, lunch is until 15.00, and after 14.30 you will have to gnaw pasta and chicken leftovers (with unplucked feathers, by the way, 2 cm each) but you won’t die of hunger there for sure! 4 types of delicious ice cream. awesome sangria (for a fee). We were in other hotels on the coast, similarly, almost everything is the same, so that they couldn’t be found super.

Beach-Sochi 89!! ! it’s dark for the people!! ! but it’s fun for the children! sand! the sun! although we were not entirely lucky with the weather, it was windy especially in the evenings, during the day it’s usually hot and windy. towels for hire-10 euros pcs. paid, few people take them. Ride a parachute, for example, for 2 people 70 euros (7 minutes), a catamaran 8 euros 30 minutes, an electric boat (like a catamaran) - 24 euros for 30 minutes. A HUGE MINUS - played with children in the sand, such an impression that you are sitting in an ashtray, there are heaps of cigarette butts in the sand !!! ! this is of course tin ((((maybe so sat down)))) I didn’t try to dig in another place)))
Entertainment on the island - there is enough for everyone and for every taste !! ! nightlife is just in full swing - young people and party lovers will not be bored! You can wave to Ibiza (an hour to swim) there are a lot of excursions. 45 euros, we took a 9-seater bus 105 euros (they say you can find it cheaper, we didn’t look, we took it right from the first car rental) we were in the WESTERN PARK water park (nearby, 15 minutes walk) we liked it very much. There are a lot of pools and slides for children, waterfalls. for adults, extreme on the slides is also enough. entrance for children from 4 years old 12 euros, adults 24 euros. Opposite another water park (did not get in, it was closed all week). , the wife is delighted! further by car: the Zoo is terrible and wildly smelly! the giraffe only pleased! cheerful))) you can drive right in the car and feed the animals.
The caves are interesting, but there are a lot of people, it’s worth going, video is forbidden inside the photo. LA RESERVA National Park is beautiful, many (25000 sq. m. ) trails, animals, waterfalls, mountains, BUT ATTENTION!!! ! DO NOT THINK EAT THERE! !! after a tiring transition downstairs there is a type of restaurant where you will be offered to fry fresh meat and sausages yourself on a DIRTY GRILL, YOURSELF, ON THE TABLES LITTLE BIRD AND JUST CLOUDS OF FLIES!! ! discovered the loss of expensive glasses)) they returned, but in Majorca everything works until 5 pm, they were late, scratched their heads and climbed over the fence (we are Russians) they didn’t find glasses, but their waterfalls are all artificial and all five pieces do not work at night !! ) )) AQUARIUM - everyone just needs to go there, clean, beautiful, interesting, mysterious, both children and adults are delighted, sharks, stingrays, turtles, jellyfish, etc. there is a jungle - real tropics, a waterfall, a top class park unusual beauty all around!
I will not visit this hotel again. . .