It's just a failure.

Written: 21 september 2018
Travel time: 10 — 20 september 2018
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
Terrible. Three stars is very doubtful.
- Location...
The hotel itself is located in a very remote place, in the village, there is no life nearby. Suitable for those who prefer not to leave the hotel at all. Usually in hotels, upon check-in, guests hang some kind of tag on their hand, indicating the type of food and attaching a tourist to the hotel. They don’t hang anything on anyone here, because there are no strangers in the district at all and, accordingly, no stranger will get here. 30 minutes walk to civilization.
- Room...Air conditioning without remote control. More precisely, there is a remote control, but it does not work at all. It turns out that neither the temperature nor the desired mode can be set. As a bonus, the included air conditioner also flows. Right on the floor, next to the bed.

Bathroom ...The darkness of insects of different varieties. But on the ceiling, but on the floor, on the walls...everywhere. The door to the toilet does not close. Not that there is no lock, but simply cannot be closed even tightly, it is crookedly installed.
The shower is just a fairy tale.
The curtain in the shower does not reach the side of the bowl and all the water flies in all directions.
No shower gel or shampoo.
Cleaning the room...just smearing dust on the floor. The balcony is not cleaned at all.
There is no dryer.
The roof leaked in heavy rain.
There are no signs on the door ("do not disturb", etc. ).
The refrigerator is leaking.
- Dining room and bar...Food plus or minus the same. They try to serve and at the same time they put cutlery and napkins directly on the table, despite the fact that the dining room is of the "letnik" type. You will only have one napkin. One evening, one of the representatives of the hotel began to lay food for people herself. Indiscriminately ...What she wanted, and how much she wanted.
Water and coffee were not available very often. Save, deliberately turn off the machine with drinks. One day my wife was reprimanded for wanting to take water and sent her to the supermarket. At the same time, after a while, the administrator came, turned on the water machine in my presence, took a whole bottle of water and turned it off.
The guests could not take water further.
There is a catastrophic lack of glasses at the bar and in the dining room and drinks are poured into disposable glasses.
Strong alcohol is very doubtful, a little stronger than beer. Wine is just compote.
Once, due to an early excursion, I had to go for breakfast to the opening of the dining room. From food there was only a gingerbread.
There is no air conditioning in the dining room.
No lunch boxes.
- Beach...
One title.
In general, there are no alternative outlets to the sea. There is exactly one exit. You need to go through some cafe. There are about 10 sunbeds and they are set in the shade. In the first half of the day they need to be constantly transferred somewhere. The beach line is very narrow. Everywhere is dirty, rubbish is scattered.
- The rest...

Wi-Fi catches near the dining room, pool, bar and at the reception. To connect to it, you need to dance with a tambourine.
The pool is cleaned once a day, but this is not enough.
The beach towel is so frayed that it shows through. The security deposit is 5 euros.
If you took a towel and want to change it, then it costs another 2 euros.
Free table tennis...The table is convex, installed outdoors, under the sun, in a draft. There is no lighting near it.
Billiards is paid.
Representatives of Mouzenidis are constantly in the hotel and offer excursions at incomprehensible prices.
Maybe I missed something... .
Translated automatically from Russian. View original