Rested with a friend for 7 days in November. They flew from Moscow, upon arrival they circled over the airport for about half an hour, because there was no place to land, as they later found out from them all the time, because the airport is old and semi-military. Upon arrival at the hotel at the reception, Joseph did not settle for a long time, trying to sell everyone a safe.
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Rested with a friend for 7 days in November. They flew from Moscow, upon arrival they circled over the airport for about half an hour, because there was no place to land, as they later found out from them all the time, because the airport is old and semi-military. Upon arrival at the hotel at the reception, Joseph did not settle for a long time, trying to sell everyone a safe. The staff does not speak Russian, only English. Half an hour later we were still settled, without safes. We had a deluxe room, they gave us the keys to room 513. at first glance, it seemed to us that the room was not bad, with a balcony, air conditioning and a small refrigerator. Below us lived the guys 503 room on the 1st floor, they did not have a balcony at all, but only a huge window taped with a matte film. All numbers starting from 500 are considered updated, up to 500 numbers in old buildings. The room is cleaned only if you leave the keys at the reception. The light often turned off in the evening, there were no interruptions in hot water. Breakfasts are poor, there is local spicy food, but you can eat more or less, they hide and give out boiled eggs from under the floor, if you ask. The hotel has a lot of resting Indians who are constantly splashing in the pool in their clothes. We did not swim in the pool, it is good not far from the sea. Well, the main story. At night, we went to bed with a friend, at 2:50 she wakes me up, I didn’t understand what was happening, I turn on the bedside lamp and see that an INDUS who is standing and masturbating near the bed has climbed into our room !!!!!!!!! ! We began to scream and tried to drive him out of the room through the door, and he went to the window, jumped out of it from the 2nd floor and ran away accordingly. We were so shocked that only after his escape I discovered that my bag was open as well as my wallet and the money had been stolen from there. In our room, both the balcony and the front door were locked for the night, we did not use the window and did not approach it, thinking that it was always closed, but it turned out that the latch was broken there and this Indian had no problems coming to us, opening this window. After the incident, we immediately went to the reception and began to demand to call the police and move us to another room. . Although the hotel has guards at both entrances, cameras are everywhere around the hotel, they refused to show us the cameras, and the guards were gone. We were moved to another building opposite the reception on the 4th floor and were told that the police would be called only in the morning. The room was old, two-room, with dilapidated windows, a balcony and doors, a fan on the ceiling and a terrible shower room. In the morning we went to the reception there was Joseph, who pretended not to understand us, the cameras refused to show, they pretended to call the police, they said that they were busy and the police always traveled for them for a long time. As we were later told that they never want to call the police, because this is a bad reputation for the hotel and employees, so they try to avoid everything. Since we had 2 days left before the end of the holiday, we decided to go to the sea, and in the evening we would meet with our guide Elmira, who was going to come to meet new tourists. But after our call to this Elmira, and a request for help, she sighed and in the evening did not appear at a meeting with tourists, did not answer phone calls, we waited for her an hour. The hotline of the anex tour accepted our application for this, but there were no actions either. As we understand, no one wants to decide anything, and their standard phrase is "This is India"))). Joseph offered us 1 free dinner as compensation. We refused, but they brought us a package with 2 plates of rice and chicken food to our room. The hotel left a negative impression, because we came to relax peacefully, we were not looking for adventures at our 5th point, we slept peacefully at night in the room and it’s not our fault that the heck does not work in the room, outside Hindu masturbators calmly walk around the hotel and can climb into numbers, obviously doing this not for the first time, once you know that the heck is old, and the guards do not understand what they are doing. All the rooms are made so well that you can walk perfectly not only on 2 but also on 3 and other floors, the photo shows what convenient steps are available just for such thieves. It's called come in and take what you want, everything opens easily))
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We came to rest with my husband for the new year!! ! They brought us to this hotel for about 10 hours and for this reason they refused to resettle us, but if we pay 2 thousand rupees, then they will place us without any problems ! ! About 8 families arrived, everyone refused and went to get acquainted with local sights until 2 pm.
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We came to rest with my husband for the new year!! ! They brought us to this hotel for about 10 hours and for this reason they refused to resettle us, but if we pay 2 thousand rupees, then they will place us without any problems ! ! About 8 families arrived, everyone refused and went to get acquainted with local sights until 2 pm. Arriving at the specified time, they were also in no hurry to settle us until 16 o'clock. Somehow they began to settle us on the first floors of the old building. When they opened the room for us, we were horrified - these were peeled, smelly, dirty walls along which fungus and mold were spreading !!!! ! Old with old. dilapidated furniture, such as a bed - these are knocked together boards on which lay thin foam and once white linen washed to holes !!! ! We began to ask to be resettled in other rooms, at least not on the first floors. They asked for a surcharge of 15.000. rupees. We began to call the Anex tour, but no one picked up the phone !! ! They called the guide Katerina, who was supposed to resettle us, but when she saw such a situation, she simply ran away and did not understand the phone anymore. HER was only interested in selling us fraudulent SIM cards for 20 euros and selling excursions at three prices and nothing more (Because SIM cards and excursions could be bought in the city much cheaper !!!! ). The offered rooms did not match the photos on the Internet!! ! During our, if I may say so, rest on the territory of the hostel, music was blaring until 4 in the morning. They did not respond to our requests to at least make it quieter, and this nightmare continued until the end of the holiday. Indians danced to this disco, who also come for a short vacation on the coast of Goa !! ! Bed linen was not changed even once and was not tidied up!! ! They have a safe in one of their rooms where you have to go and buy a small padlock for 100 rupees, but they are not responsible for the safety of your belongings. Meals are spicy potato balls, rice and also a spicy likeness of scrambled eggs. You won't get tea or coffee without sugar! If you don't want to ruin your holiday, don't hesitate to choose this rooming house!! !
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the hotel provided anex tur. the hotel sucks. dirt. out. bedbugs.
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the hotel provided anex tur. the hotel sucks. dirt. out. bedbugs.
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Two weeks ago we returned from India, to be more precise, from a vacation in the state of GOA (from 5.02-18.02. 2013). Before we went, we read some terrible reviews about this hotel, so we arrived and saw a normal hotel. We lived in a distant building, we didn’t see any ants and other insects except mosquitoes, everything is quite decent, the bedding and towels are white without any stains, they cleaned the room 1 time in 2-3 days (this is what we wanted so much), everyone can day, a couple of times left a tip of 40 rupees.
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Two weeks ago we returned from India, to be more precise, from a vacation in the state of GOA (from 5.02-18.02. 2013). Before we went, we read some terrible reviews about this hotel, so we arrived and saw a normal hotel. We lived in a distant building, we didn’t see any ants and other insects except mosquitoes, everything is quite decent, the bedding and towels are white without any stains, they cleaned the room 1 time in 2-3 days (this is what we wanted so much), everyone can day, a couple of times left a tip of 40 rupees. Walk 7-10 minutes to the ocean. True, almost only Indians rest there, the first 2 days it was unusual, and then they generally became like relatives. the staff is very good, always smiling, how many times you pass by so much hello, I liked the hotel, as for India. Go on excursions in Hampi, very cool, not everyone goes there, because. 350 km far and expensive $ 170 per person, but it's worth it. (P. S. I really wanted to write a review after reading the information about the hotel).
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Hello! I really wanted to leave a review while still there in India. This is hysterical! I have been to many places. And I was already in Goa last year and even lived in a small room for $ 5 a day in Anjuna, but I simply could not imagine this! It's the Apocalypse today! ! ! This is Kosovo, his mother))! After the bombing .
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I really wanted to leave a review while still there in India. This is hysterical! I have been to many places. And I was already in Goa last year and even lived in a small room for $ 5 a day in Anjuna, but I simply could not imagine this! It's the Apocalypse today! ! ! This is Kosovo, his mother))! After the bombing . ) This is the Hostel, as my friend, with whom we arrived there, called it. Hostel from the horror movie of the same name. And also our friend from Moscow, who came to visit us, compared our room with the room in Thailand in the movie The Island with DiCaprio. If you remember, there an eccentric still committed suicide) A Muscovite, by the way, is also not spoiled. And they lived in tents in Odessa on the beaches and in Goa she had already been several times.
They didn’t even choose a hotel, but the whole tour, based on the fact that the price of the tour with a room, flight, transfer and breakfast was equal to the price of regular air tickets. Therefore, the hotel is not particularly counted.
Well, like there - just throw the dice if that. And so they planned to ride everywhere on mopeds and stay in guesthouses in the place. so they did. . partly from the fact that our hotel did not leave us a choice))))))))))
We were brought in around 5 o'clock in the morning local time. Soooo tired. I also caught a cold before. A corpse was brought on the bus, which even spoke with difficulty). . But when we were brought to our room - the corpse was still functioning for 2 or 3 hours volens nolens)) Even the dead come to life from such a spectacle)))))))))) I was hoping for at least a clean bed, towel and shower. All! ! But in the end: Two incomprehensible rooms, uncomfortable, with an atmosphere and interior like in a hospital or like in the Saw movie, a kitchen with a small rusty refrigerator with mold inside and a stink. The kitchen is loudly said))) The shower, which turned out to be a bucket with plastic tubs) Dirty, disgusting.
In every room, all that was missing was a chalk drawing on the floor - the outline of some poor fellow who suddenly died there. Neither give nor take. Without exaggeration. And the bed........It's quite unfortunate. We removed the bedspread and saw a dirty rag instead of a duvet and pillowcases and sheets. It was more like contour maps in school. Among other things, for a moment it seemed to me and my friend that, in addition to the cards, the entire periodic table was present on the sheets))))))))))))) And we cannot do without a visit to a venereologist in our native Odessa. A friend slipped 5 dollars to John, who worked at the reception, and he promised to bring us another bed and towels. We were surprised - after 30 minutes, other contour maps appeared to our eyes) If those resembled North America, then these already looked like the ridge of the Laccadive Islands in the Indian Ocean)))) This is hysteria!!!!!!! ! ! !
For a moment it seemed to me that we were being filmed in the Boiling Point program on MTV and in the end they would definitely give us a lot of money for a more or less deadpan appearance.
We wanted to wash up. . Washed up. . But when they picked up the towels, they saw the light again))) and called Johnny)) They were worse than floor rags (photo attached).
In the morning it was decided to move to another room.
We woke up with a headache. . Partly from fatigue, partly from the construction site that rumbled below. I opened the curtain and I saw a dirty prehistoric construction site with a bunch of Indians, jackhammers and a concrete mixer. . I still do not understand what was the joke to pay extra money for a room)
I went down to Johnny and we went to surf the expanses of Villa de Antonio)))))). . All other rooms were no better. .
One room turned out to be overlooking the Banyan and I wanted to choose the lesser of all evils, but)) and there a surprise awaited me - in the middle of the room there was a strong cockroach) He was lying like a millionaire somewhere on the beach in Santhrope). . He must have come into this room to die. . How much was in it ...First love, first sex, first cockroaches)))) ...He was big. Apparently, he was involved in weightlifting in his youth. . Has grown to a size of 6-7 cm. Maybe even some cockroach writer wrote a story about him called Uncle Styopa-Cockroach) ....But this is all lyrics) The cockroach was not lucky to get to Varanasi - definitely) and now he was lying here. . in Villa de Antonio's room. His mortal body will never fall into the sacred river Ganges and he will not be able to ascend to the cockroach paradise without transfers in the United Arab Emirates)))
I hate cockroaches. .
Childhood lived in a communal apartment in the city center and often felt like Indiana Jones when he walked along the crown of his head to the kitchen, stamping his feet loudly. . Similar to those moments in the movie when he got into a cave with some insects. . But still - there was a view of the banyan tree. . I was not particularly embarrassed by the tile on the floor, in which a kind of break in the Earth's crust was observed in miniature. . It seemed that there was not without Godzilla))
We moved things and cunning John brought us not white, but blue towels, on which it was more problematic to study geography and which reassured us with their monotony.
But even in this issue, I was accompanied everywhere by the feeling that someone had been soaked or dismembered here. That through all the holes in the antediluvian conder, strong cockroaches will crawl at night and twist our hands. . And someone, you look, and raped)
The room was incredibly dirty and disgusting. He wanted to run away.
Our friend from Moscow rented an excellent, cozy room in Anjuna for 20 ye for two. That is, 10 ye from the nose. There were even pillowcases. . I can hardly imagine how many cents a room in Antonio costs.
Of the additional pleasures: the location of Calangute. Local Sochi - the corresponding public, beaches with a huge number of tourists and beggars. . Pool with water, reminiscent of New Year's jelly. . Only without eggs. . Although)))) A lot of Indians swam there every day and I think there are not without eggs))) By the way - a lot of Indians live there, a lot. Apparently those who serve sheki during the day and the like.
There is also a huge structure. Antenna. It comes right out of the roof of the hotel. I heard they are very harmful. . And it's not just an antenna. This is a whole huge construction of antennas. Maybe with the help of it they kill strong cockroaches: D
Strangers are not allowed into your room) This is also one of the conditions) Mini USSR for those who want to nostalgic)))) So it will be problematic to walk along the Kama Sutra with a local baby if you don’t give the guard a paw. But here, too, is a mess. It is unlikely that the baby will not run away as soon as she enters your room)))
There was another moment. We stood with a friend at the so-called retsepshene. . Two pretty Asian girls drove up at night. Started making eyes. They apparently were looking for a place to spend the night, as they arrived with a taxi driver and things. . Joni led them to show the apartments and, after less than 2 minutes, our potential friends were already rushing with things to their taxi))))))))))) What is this Shocking Asia to them if there is a Plaza de Antonio hotel))))) ))))))))))!!!!!!!!! ! !
In short, our hotel is on fire))))!!!! ! ! ! This is the worst thing you can think of in Goa. I don’t know which of our tour operators or agents checked this place and in what condition. .
There is not without hashish or Old Monk, at least))))))))))
I really wanted to leave a review while still there in India. This is hysterical! I have been to many places. And I was already in Goa last year and even lived in a small room for $ 5 a day in Anjuna, but I simply could not imagine this! It's the Apocalypse today! ! ! This is Kosovo, his mother))! After the bombing . ) This is the Hostel, as my friend, with whom we arrived there, called it. Hostel from the horror movie of the same name. And also our friend from Moscow, who came to visit us, compared our room with the room in Thailand in the movie The Island with DiCaprio. If you remember, there an eccentric still committed suicide) A Muscovite, by the way, is also not spoiled. And they lived in tents in Odessa on the beaches and in Goa she had already been several times.
They didn’t even choose a hotel, but the whole tour, based on the fact that the price of the tour with a room, flight, transfer and breakfast was equal to the price of regular air tickets. Therefore, the hotel is not particularly counted.
Well, like there - just throw the dice if that. And so they planned to ride everywhere on mopeds and stay in guesthouses in the place. so they did. . partly from the fact that our hotel did not leave us a choice))))))))))
We were brought in around 5 o'clock in the morning local time. Soooo tired. I also caught a cold before. A corpse was brought on the bus, which even spoke with difficulty). . But when we were brought to our room - the corpse was still functioning for 2 or 3 hours volens nolens)) Even the dead come to life from such a spectacle)))))))))) I was hoping for at least a clean bed, towel and shower. All! ! But in the end: Two incomprehensible rooms, uncomfortable, with an atmosphere and interior like in a hospital or like in the Saw movie, a kitchen with a small rusty refrigerator with mold inside and a stink. The kitchen is loudly said))) The shower, which turned out to be a bucket with plastic tubs) Dirty, disgusting.
In every room, all that was missing was a chalk drawing on the floor - the outline of some poor fellow who suddenly died there. Neither give nor take. Without exaggeration. And the bed........It's quite unfortunate. We removed the bedspread and saw a dirty rag instead of a duvet and pillowcases and sheets. It was more like contour maps in school. Among other things, for a moment it seemed to me and my friend that, in addition to the cards, the entire periodic table was present on the sheets))))))))))))) And we cannot do without a visit to a venereologist in our native Odessa. A friend slipped 5 dollars to John, who worked at the reception, and he promised to bring us another bed and towels. We were surprised - after 30 minutes, other contour maps appeared to our eyes) If those resembled North America, then these already looked like the ridge of the Laccadive Islands in the Indian Ocean)))) This is hysteria!!!!!!! ! ! !
For a moment it seemed to me that we were being filmed in the Boiling Point program on MTV and in the end they would definitely give us a lot of money for a more or less deadpan appearance.
We wanted to wash up. . Washed up. . But when they picked up the towels, they saw the light again))) and called Johnny)) They were worse than floor rags (photo attached).
In the morning it was decided to move to another room.
We woke up with a headache. . Partly from fatigue, partly from the construction site that rumbled below. I opened the curtain and I saw a dirty prehistoric construction site with a bunch of Indians, jackhammers and a concrete mixer. . I still do not understand what was the joke to pay extra money for a room)
I went down to Johnny and we went to surf the expanses of Villa de Antonio)))))). . All other rooms were no better. .
One room turned out to be overlooking the Banyan and I wanted to choose the lesser of all evils, but)) and there a surprise awaited me - in the middle of the room there was a strong cockroach) He was lying like a millionaire somewhere on the beach in Santhrope). . He must have come into this room to die. . How much was in it ...First love, first sex, first cockroaches)))) ...He was big. Apparently, he was involved in weightlifting in his youth. . Has grown to a size of 6-7 cm. Maybe even some cockroach writer wrote a story about him called Uncle Styopa-Cockroach) ....But this is all lyrics) The cockroach was not lucky to get to Varanasi - definitely) and now he was lying here. . in Villa de Antonio's room. His mortal body will never fall into the sacred river Ganges and he will not be able to ascend to the cockroach paradise without transfers in the United Arab Emirates)))
I hate cockroaches. .
Childhood lived in a communal apartment in the city center and often felt like Indiana Jones when he walked along the crown of his head to the kitchen, stamping his feet loudly. . Similar to those moments in the movie when he got into a cave with some insects. . But still - there was a view of the banyan tree. . I was not particularly embarrassed by the tile on the floor, in which a kind of break in the Earth's crust was observed in miniature. . It seemed that there was not without Godzilla))
We moved things and cunning John brought us not white, but blue towels, on which it was more problematic to study geography and which reassured us with their monotony.
But even in this issue, I was accompanied everywhere by the feeling that someone had been soaked or dismembered here. That through all the holes in the antediluvian conder, strong cockroaches will crawl at night and twist our hands. . And someone, you look, and raped)
The room was incredibly dirty and disgusting. He wanted to run away.
Our friend from Moscow rented an excellent, cozy room in Anjuna for 20 ye for two. That is, 10 ye from the nose. There were even pillowcases. . I can hardly imagine how many cents a room in Antonio costs.
Of the additional pleasures: the location of Calangute. Local Sochi - the corresponding public, beaches with a huge number of tourists and beggars. . Pool with water, reminiscent of New Year's jelly. . Only without eggs. . Although)))) A lot of Indians swam there every day and I think there are not without eggs))) By the way - a lot of Indians live there, a lot. Apparently those who serve sheki during the day and the like.
There is also a huge structure. Antenna. It comes right out of the roof of the hotel. I heard they are very harmful. . And it's not just an antenna. This is a whole huge construction of antennas. Maybe with the help of it they kill strong cockroaches: D
Strangers are not allowed into your room) This is also one of the conditions) Mini USSR for those who want to nostalgic)))) So it will be problematic to walk along the Kama Sutra with a local baby if you don’t give the guard a paw. But here, too, is a mess. It is unlikely that the baby will not run away as soon as she enters your room)))
There was another moment. We stood with a friend at the so-called retsepshene. . Two pretty Asian girls drove up at night. Started making eyes. They apparently were looking for a place to spend the night, as they arrived with a taxi driver and things. . Joni led them to show the apartments and, after less than 2 minutes, our potential friends were already rushing with things to their taxi))))))))))) What is this Shocking Asia to them if there is a Plaza de Antonio hotel))))) ))))))))))!!!!!!!!! ! !
In short, our hotel is on fire))))!!!! ! ! ! This is the worst thing you can think of in Goa. I don’t know which of our tour operators or agents checked this place and in what condition. .
There is not without hashish or Old Monk, at least))))))))))
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