В Италии отдыхаю с 2006 года - ужаснее отеля не видел I have been vacationing in Italy since 2006 - I have never seen a worse hotel

When I received the keys and entered the room, at first I did not believe it. There was a feeling that I was in a pioneer camp of the 60s of the last century. A tiny metal bed made of pipes the length of me, one small bedside table. Instead of a closet, there is a crossbar hanger from the wardrobe of a Soviet kindergarten. A tiny table and a metal stool. Instead of a lamp / floor lamp, a street lamp hangs above the table. An empty TV shelf and an empty hair dryer holder. There is a broken mirror in the bathroom, a faulty valve for shutting off the drain from the sink, plumbing pipes are wrapped with tape, a bidet, traditional for Italian hotels, is missing - and water oozes from the pipes sticking out of the wall at the place of its installation.
You can’t jump to the towel dryer - it hangs under the ceiling. Instead of a door in the bathroom, there is a broken plastic accordion curtain that does not open and close completely. There is no curtain between shower and sink. And considering that there is also no door, the shower floods not only the entire bathroom, but splashes enter the room. There are two chairs on the balcony - one (wooden) is broken, the other (plastic) is covered with paint as if it had been used for repairs for a long time. View from the balcony directly to the wall of the opposite building.
WiFi is paid and unstable - it takes only in the lobby on the 1st floor.

For breakfast, plastic food - all in packages with huge shelf life. For some reason, two crackers in a package, as if we had the opportunity to turn them into hot toast somewhere. Two thin slices of sausage and two slices of processed cheese in celluloid packaging. The horror is that the cheese, it seems, was not in the refrigerator and categorically did not want to separate from the package - I had to pick it out with a knife. In Italian hotels, one of the most delicious breakfast dishes is juice : ) But here it is not clear whether the juice is diluted with water, or water is juice : ) I did not understand what fruit the juice was from, because the taste was barely perceptible against the background of the taste of water. A huge queue lined up for coffee every morning due to the fact that the coffee machine was cheap - for an office for 5-10 people, not 60.
I ordered dinners (I usually did this in Italian hotels and was satisfied). Set up a relatively low price. When I had dinner for the first time, everything became clear: instead of dishes with beautiful Italian names, ordinary food was served - a miserable semblance of Italian dishes. What was called pasta - pasta in tomato sauce, instead of lasagna - green empanadas. I ordered wine - apparently in vain, because. I have never seen the bottle or packaging from which it was bottled.
The hostess treats the guests with disdain and very arrogantly, considering them, apparently, second-class people.
P. S. In general, I advise you not to spoil your vacation and impression of Italy because of such hotels. Try to avoid hotels where the owners are not Italian. Yes, they have their own "cockroaches in the head", but almost always the room will be neat and well-groomed, there will be normal furniture and plumbing. And if something goes wrong, then this problem is quickly eliminated. Yes, breakfasts will not be satisfying by our standards, but they will be made from high-quality and fresh products.