Лучана - ложка дегтя в поездке по Италии Luciana - a fly in the ointment on a trip to Italy

I will also leave my review. We rested in Lucan for a week. We drove along a system like fortune, i. e. we didn’t know what kind of hotel in Rimini we were getting, they only knew the star rating - three rubles. But treshka treshke is very, very different. Repeatedly walking around Rimini, I specifically paid attention to other hotels of the same category in order to evaluate at least visually. I have never met a hotel worse than Luciana. He really is extremely miserable, both externally and internally. It seems to me that even its low price does not correspond to this squalor. I think you can only get here by chance, like us. In your right mind, after reading the reviews on the net, you can hardly stop your choice on it. Now - the facts:
- there is no reception as such. from time to time in the foyer a kind of administrator hangs out - an untidy dressed madam of a very unfriendly appearance, constantly smoking like a steam locomotive on the terrace
- neither the "administrator" nor the maids speak any language other than Italian

- the rooms are tiny, we had to squeeze sideways (we don’t suffer from excess weight)
- the furniture is miserable, reminiscent of a soviet boarding house in the Crimea, the bedspreads on the beds are very sloppy
- in some rooms, for some reason, bunk beds are installed in addition to the main ones (I remind you that there are not many places anyway)
- our room had a balcony (not furnished, of course), but not everyone is so lucky
- towels seem to be changed every day, but some of them, it seems, are not the first freshness, with stains that cannot be washed off
- a safe, a dumb-looking ancient rickety condo and even a tiny TV - for a fee (5 euros per day)
- a bathroom - oooooooh, this is perhaps the highlight of Luciana! in addition to poor plumbing (sink + toilet + bidet) and a lonely dirty shelf - a shower fixture and a hole in the floor to drain water. not a shower cabin, not even a shower behind a curtain, but exactly what I wrote: a mount and a hole. the shower is not separated at all, and in some rooms the plumbing is arranged so ingeniously that the shower hangs right over the toilet. this masterpiece is crowned by a battery under the ceiling. and, well, ventilation - a window to the street.
- food. Luckily, we only had breakfast at the hotel. breakfast is the second highlight of Luciana. our breakfast included: cereal with milk (I didn’t eat it - I don’t know how it tastes), a stale bun (it was fresh once - I don’t know in honor of what), a translucent piece of ham, the same piece of cheese (it really had to be torn off in strips from the plate, the owners of Luciana are so generous), portioned butter and terrible chemical jam, cold coffee taste of slops (having tried it once, I drank tea, not much, however, better). people who dined there said that sometimes there were passable pasta, vegetables and something else. I remember that for some reason they were very fond of pampering guests with potatoes. probably also a delicacy of Romagnola cuisine. in short, we ate outside the hotel and somehow we don’t regret it at all.

Of the advantages of this wonderful hotel, I note the good location: 3 minutes from the sea and 25 minutes walk to the Le Befane shopping center.
In general, if you happen to rest there, I can, of course, only sympathize. Especially if you are used to staying in decent hotels. But if you are young (you can do it with your soul)), you have a great company, you are in the mood for relaxation and you only plan to spend the night in Lucan - you can survive this without much damage to the psyche) At least we had excellent impressions of Italy, despite what!