Это не отель. Это плевок в сторону туриста This is not a hotel. This is a spit in the direction of the tourist

I'll tell you in order. We went to Italy with my wife for 2 weeks. It so happened that the first week we stayed at another hotel (called John, located a couple of blocks from Mirador, by the way, the hotel is not bad). But the second week we had to spend in Mirador. At first, nothing foreshadowed trouble - a nice, I would even say, family hall. Keys electronic from doors. The hotel employee even undertook to show us the room. Unfortunately, that's where the positive comments end. The number shocked me. A small, frail space of 3x3 meters, 85% of which is occupied by the bed. A small wardrobe for clothes is squeezed into a corner, two bedside shelves (of course, not bedside tables, but shelves), a small table-shelf 25 cm wide, under which a mini-fridge is placed. A tiny balcony on the 2nd floor, a meter by half a meter, located on the roof of some extension, and having a wonderful view of the wall of the opposite house, was ridiculous in its uselessness, since it was not even possible to get out - a bedside table and a plastic chair, which subsequently appeared there , completely prevented this possibility. When the employee opened the door of the room, she did not immediately succumb - the aforementioned plastic chair a la a summer cafe interfered, which was half on the floor in front of the door, half on the bed, because there was not enough space there. The employee began to take him out to the balcony, and then I felt both sad and funny. In order to open one leaf of the balcony door, I had to move the bed 30 degrees. But the chair did not fit through, so the bed had to be moved 45 degrees (the room simply did not allow more) and the second sash was slightly opened. The chair on the balcony fit, but prevented from closing the blinds (which, according to the idea, should protect against thieves). However, as it turned out in the end, the blinds did not close completely anyway, something was wrong with the mechanism. After that, the employee began to show us the room further. In order to open the mini-fridge, located on the other side of the bed than the balcony, I had to first move the bed back (recall, it was shifted by 45 degrees), and then move it in the other direction by 30 degrees, otherwise the refrigerator would simply not opened. However, such frauds with the bed later turned out to be unnecessary - THE REFRIGERATOR STILL DID NOT WORK! The only thing that worked was a hair dryer hanging on the wall. The air conditioner turned on after dinner and turned off in the middle of the night. Next, I'll talk about the toilet, this is a separate topic =) A small, claustrophobic room contained a toilet bowl, a non-functioning bidet, a mini-sink and a mirror. The shower was directly above the toilet, not fenced off by anything. Therefore, it was impossible to wash and not wet the toilet paper hanging nearby, since we did not succeed in removing it from the wall. Holes were made in the floor to allow water to escape, but they were probably made on elevations, so there was always water in the bathroom, which was incredibly difficult to remove. Now about food. We had breakfast and dinner included. I will tell about them separately. Breakfast - buffet. To say that the choice is poor is to say nothing. Judge for yourself - stale bread, microcookies, cereal, canned fruit salad (this is in Italy, where there is definitely no tension with fruit), a cake cut into pieces. That's the whole set, always the same, the bread is unclear to what, not to a fruit salad. From drinks - coffee, tea and juice a la Invite from the machine, which is impossible to drink. Dinner is, first of all, a plate with chopped carrots and coarsely chopped onions, always waiting on the table for your arrival, fragrant throughout the dining room. This is instead of a salad. I have never seen any of the guests use the bow in any way. There was no choice of dishes, only for dessert. In general, as one of the tourists put it while we were there, "in this hotel, tourists are not even provided with a calorie minimum. " Towels and linen were not changed for us for a week, although the maid pretty much broke into our room every day. In conclusion, I would like to say that the hotel is located two minutes from the sea. But to go to it for the sake of it is insanity. In general, gentlemen, I am sure, no matter which hotel you choose, it will be better in any case, because it is simply hard to imagine worse.