Review of St. George's Park 3*

Written: 20 august 2010
Travel time: 19 july — 8 august 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 6.0
To say that the hotel did not like - it means to say nothing!
I'll start from the beginning, with the settlement.
My wife and I came to Malta, like many people there, to study English. We are given the keys to the room, the windows of which look exactly at the windows of the hotel, located across the street. That is, for example, you come out of the shower, and the entire opposite side sees your nakedness. In addition, there is a street below, which in the evenings / nights is packed with drunken foreign eternally screaming youth. Nah, that won't do. I go to the reception, agree on a change of room. It also turns out that you will have to pay about 20 euros for air conditioning. Wow! What kind of practice is this? But they say if you do not need a conder, then you can not pay. Well, anyway... Let's go look at another number. The ninth (last) floor, the view is excellent, the sea, everything seems to be fine. But then bam! In this room, in any case, you have to pay extra for the conder! What kind of savagery? ! I'm starting to get excited again, it's already starting to bother me. They - well, there is another number. Let's go look... View of the pool, the courtyard, so to speak (there is a photo). Well, more or less, it seems that no one will look into the windows if the curtains are not opened much, and you don’t have to pay extra for the conder. Okay, let's take it. Although the dirt is still left over from the previous tenants.

The maids there quickly wiped something, I want to note not very high quality and retreated. Finally we settled in.
As it turned out later, it would be better if we paid extra for the conder on the 9th floor. Do not listen to anyone if you are told that the pool view room is a great choice, quiet music and no noise!! ! It's just some kind of cap! It turns out something like a well, three buildings stand around the pool, each fart made from any balcony enhances its sound power at times. It's impossible to sleep there. Starting from 22 hours and until the morning there is such a din that the hell you can rest there. I don’t know who said that Russian tourists are the most reckless in the world, but this is complete nonsense! Spaniards, Italians, Germans... that's who the most noisy and moronic people (youth of course). They yell some songs, imitate the cries of animals, throw bottles from balconies, just yell stupidly, run along the corridors with the same incomprehensible screams, barks, pig squeals, play football, etc.
A couple of times at 5 in the morning they broke at my door. When I came out angry with the question "WHAT THE FUCK? ", they asked for forgiveness and left. The dream was, of course, hopelessly ruined. Once I had to call the reception with a request to calm down the German offspring, otherwise I could not vouch for myself. Surprisingly it helped
Well, it's okay, the hotel is not particularly to blame.
But the kettle was missing. After my request to complete the number with it, a couple of days passed and lo and behold, we got it. It's nothing that it didn't work. I forgot about it and boiled water for morning coffee in some kind of pot.
The shower, as many have already said, is a separate song. For about 10 minutes you adjust the water so that it suits you in terms of temperature and you can pour water over it, spitting out from a single hole with a diameter of 4 millimeters.

To whom was the bed changed every day (or towels, I don’t remember already)? Brad is. The maids simply fold them over again and that's it. During the three weeks of my stay there, the bed was changed only twice, towels... well, 4 times at most.
By the way, it’s very cool to be in a room not completely dressed, not alone (with my wife, for example in my case), hear a short knock on the door, the sound of an opening lock and in the next moment see dark-skinned representatives of the cleaning staff. Fuck! ! What if I'm naked here? They kick you out onto the balcony, they say, come on, get up, I need to fix the bed...
On the last day of our stay there, we went to the beach, I call our guide from there. And I ask if we should have vacated the room before 12 (evening plane)? She - no, everything is normal, but no one called you, didn’t warn you to pack your things and vacate the room? No, I say. Well then everything is fine.
An no. When leaving, in the evening, the receptionist tells me that I have to pay 30 euros for checking out later. I'm in hell! What the hell I say they didn’t warn, they didn’t call. He replied that I should have taken care of it. Super!
Oh, by the way, if you want to iron something, you have to take some kind of queue, pay 5 euros, coordinate the time with the ironer... some kind of crap. We changed our minds about ironing. And of course, 40 euros was paid for the safe for three weeks.
In short, those who are under 20-23 years old, who are looking for a break and sleepless nights in housing - there are no problems for you, book rooms there. And for those who at least sometimes want to sleep a little, this hotel is categorically contraindicated.
I forgot to say, the tiny refrigerator smelled like someone had died there. It was impossible to store food in it.
p. s. I'm not of retirement age, if anything))) I was only 24, I turned 25 there. Drinking, partying, parties are not alien to me. But it was something with something. I really do not recommend. In the process of communicating with other guests of that hotel, the same problems and dissatisfaction were clarified.
Thank you for reading to the end))
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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