catastrophe

Written: 6 april 2008
Travel time: 6 — 13 may 2007
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 6.0
Amenities: 8.0
Beach: magnificent sandy, the hotel stands directly on the beach.

Territory: beautiful, green

Pools: 2 and 1 indoor. Seems to be clean.

Room: does not quite match the photo from the catalog of the hotel, but tolerable. Although 4 and even more so +, of course they don’t pull.

This ends with a positive.

Food: boiled carrots, stewed, fried. Personally, for me, not a fan of meat, everything would be fine if, apart from carrots, they gave some other turnip or something . . salads were absent as a class - tomatoes into 4 parts and that's it. the conclusion is this: with great endurance you will not die of hunger, but food can be called extremely ascetic.

A distinctive feature of "all inclusive" in this hotel: since the hotel operates on a system of both HB and ALL, you have to beg for the notorious free drinks - beer is poured in 250g. conclusion: running to the bar and standing in line at the bar is necessary quite often.

how long 250g of beer will last you - estimate for yourself, it's individual. But this pipette system itself quickly eradicates the desire to use drinks from the bar. conclusion: ALL is not worth it, HB is cheaper and more honest in this case.

Most importantly: STAFF. In Miramar, it is considered FOR THE NORM to answer tourists “Madame, if you don’t like something, it’s your problems. ”, and if this, God forbid, outraged you, turn your back to you, make a hand gesture like “shoo-shoo” with the words "GET OUT", and if you still haven't calmed down, they will start SHOUTING at you. And here no supervisor will help anymore - everyone instantly forgets those snippets of English that they demonstrated before, there are NO bosses like NO, and the boor who yelled at you will just LAUGH, poke a finger at you and mutter something to his colleagues. The guides from Coral can't do anything either. There can be no talk of any resettlement. In general, when choosing a hotel, choose a tour operator as well.
Also, in a hotel that claims to be 4+ and sells itself according to the ALL system, some kind of ROOLS (rules) are practiced that a tourist cannot BREAK (violate). I was pulled out of the shower with a phone call and DEMANDED the following: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BREAK OUR ROOLS, GET THE RACKETS BACK TO THE RECEPTION IMMEDIATELY. Those who are familiar with English will understand me and the monstrous rudeness of this phrase. That is, if you decide that you came to rest from your life according to the rules, you are mistaken - in fact, you are in a pioneer camp, where they go to the toilet on the forge and open their mouths on a whistle.

In general, given that there is nothing to see in this country, the local cultural tradition is quite transparent and is seen a hundred times in the same Turkeys, Egypts and others .. , therefore, it also does not cause any excitement - we drove EXCLUSIVELY across the sea and calm doing nothing. The sea was, everything else was solid gypsyism and spoiled rest
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