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Hello. I try not to write negative reviews. But here I have to warn you. In order, the Alania blue wave hotel wanted 4 (with a capital letter to write - a lot of honor). Pros: the availability of sunbeds on the beach always, the market in front of the hotel on Mondays, everything. Cons: The food is monotonous, now I remember a little disgust, in the last couple of days there was simply no desire to eat in the dining room, there were a lot of flies in the plates and in the air. Drinks like yupi, sometimes just sweetened water, there was rotten fried fish, no scrambled eggs for breakfast for a week. Rooms: I don’t know how it is in the new building, but we have an ass in the old one. I almost never saw foreigners in the old ones (everything, as usual, is the worst for Russians). Of course, we asked for a new building. But we were told to come the next day, and this does not mean a positive decision. Imagine a hostel, this is it, two rooms in one air conditioner, another TV. You are either watching TV, but you are hot. Or you are comfortable, but without a TV. The condos were installed stupidly, they blow on one person with all the adjustments, it was a little bit through, but then I covered it with a curtain. They cleaned twice a week (tip left 100 rubles each), but at one time, as a rule, when we rested after dinner in the heat, this is not normal. Now I understand how we need signs on the door handles for cleaning. And at other times, the cleaning lady will no longer come. As a result, at the end we walked on the sand on the floor. Towels are asshole, gray, shabby, different, some with terrycloths. The hose in the shower flows, from the sink it splashes everything around you and the floor. There was another unpleasant moment, we ordered a tour from a guide, and it so happened that on that day, after cleaning, someone changed the code on our suitcase. I don’t believe in coincidences (they didn’t take the safe) the money is hidden and can’t be found. In the internet they wrote about such cases, but I encountered for the first time. The elevators didn't work all the time. Climbing up to the hara is not ice. There are rag chairs in the lobby of the main building, people in bathing suits sit down in them, and if you don’t touch them, you can get your clothes wet. The beach is generally kick-ass, my leg still hurts. Sunset is normal about three meters, then boulders along the entire length of the beach, and if the sea is with waves (and it was 5 times out of 6), then you can be thrown at these stones, the water will soften the blow of course, but you will have bruises at least look after the children, leg can get stuck between rocks. . Walking to the beach in the heat is a bit of a buzz, not only do you go out onto the embankment, but you still have to slap to the right to your beach. Drinks on the beach are just water without dyes, a rare muck, okay, there was plain water, but in small thin glasses for bottling. Before that, I read other reviews, they write that the sunbeds and umbrellas are corrected by the staff, we didn’t have this, at the end of the day they corrected it yes. The sunbeds are broken some along. On the beach you will also see locals in closed robes, it looks like a public one. The Odeon operator promised transport to some stores - he really lied, and said there were no cars. Drinks are served at the hotel bar: one person, one drink. If you are in the dining room, then you need to spank for a drink in the other direction and so on several times, in the end they just spat. There are no sun loungers near the main pool, they are always occupied mainly with towels. We then realized that spanking to the sea is simply not a hunt for people. Near the small pool, the sun loungers smell of urine. In general, it seems to me that the Turks are tired, a little irritable, the children definitely got sick of them. In the end, I still got poisoned, either a virus or flies, but behind the wall I heard the sounds of a bleating person. A lot of ambulances with flashing lights. We went to pamukala, we will not advise you, 5 hours one way to the mountains, five back. They let you into the White Mountains but not everywhere. Mountains are painted. Cleopatra's spring is normal, hot water is very dangerous for hypertensive patients. And the ruins of the theatre. So-so tour for 65 bucks. More tired. The hotel is certainly not a four. I would say a deuce, I will not advise anyone. Written as it is, did not invent anything. This is not the first time in Turkey, maybe a lot has changed due to sanctions? Have a good rest.