Это не 5* This is not 5*

In general, we had a good rest, if we close our eyes to the negatives. We tried not to pay much attention to them, although there is something to compare with (we were in Dubai, in Belek). Desserts are not very liked, as they are heavily drenched in syrup. The owner of the hotel is a big miser, who, as it were, made a variety, but fed food that was essentially cheap: greens, cereals, chicken, stomachs, liver, etc. There was no fruit, they gave green apples several times and that was it. There were also watermelons and melons, red watermelons, but tasteless, melons are so-so, we taste better, they are brought to us from Uzbekistan.
Oh, by the way, one evening not far from the bar, we saw a rat running through. This is where it stinks. There must be rubbish in there. We got to this hotel by accident, as we paid in advance for the flight, and at the last moment we were informed that the hotel in SIDE DIDN'T CONFIRM! And this happened to many people who came from different regions and countries: THEY PROMISED IN SIDE AND AT THE LAST MOMENT THEY WERE TRANSFERRED TO HEDEF IN ALANYA! Apparently, the owners of the Turks with our tour operators are pulling such frauds.
And about the animators: somewhere I read a review - it’s still the same, that after the animation they offer supposedly to go to a disco for free, they collect money in the car, then it turned out that the disco is free, they asked us for money, as if in assistance to the driver for the radio, which was allegedly stolen from him. And Azerbaijani animator Niko persuades the girls to go there, I read in one review that he has a plan to deliver 10 girls to the disco a day, you see, our girls (from the CIS) are filmed there. He promised to bring us back, we wanted to leave early, but he did not answer the calls, disappeared, and we got on foot, as we had to take our feet away from persistent drunken men.

There are no juices, there is something terrible diluted in the apparatus. There is no normal tea in the tank, they have boiled liquid a hundred times, there are no bags either. I had to bring tea bags with me. In neighboring Larissa 4 * is much better - fruits every day, etc. , it's a pity that we did not agree there, because we were lured in Side at first.
I forgot to add that they never gave us 1 free dinner at the restaurant upstairs, they said that it was closed. Regarding the fur and leather store, two men insist on constantly going there (one is older, and the second is younger, thinner and taller). But we never went. They also wrote in reviews about a broken bus on the road near the hotel. Our hotel is the most extreme, it is far to walk to the village.
I won't go there for the second time. If only they don't trick us in there again.