Кошмар! Nightmare!

Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare! I will never go to Turkey again. It is 3 times cheaper to go to Aqua Loo or just to Abkhazia or Sochi. There, at least get satisfaction from NORMAL food. Happiness is not in food, but without it, it’s also bad. Not in the sense that it was not there, but in the sense of its quality. There is a LOT of food and it looks beautiful and tasty, but it is impossible to eat it. It is difficult to choose food that is edible for Russian people, the lunch time stretches for an hour and a half, because food must also be taken by two children 7 and 10 years old (so that they themselves do not gain anything interesting). Until you choose everything, everything is cold, and it’s not very healthy to eat. Soups are only mashed potatoes, and even then they are not edible. Meat-chicken. Got it during the holidays. The dishes are dirty, unwashed, all in white stains, either from detergent, or such water, but it is unpleasant to eat from it, before you put something into it, you need to wipe it with a napkin. A table for a family of four can only be found if you come to the opening of the restaurant. The children sat and held the place, and we took food for them. Fried eggs and pancakes for breakfast were given only one per hand, so in order to take one egg for a family of four, they had to queue several times. There were a lot of people, so there were queues near all the tables with all the dishes. But if the food could still be chosen somehow (the main thing is not to take a hodgepodge), then drinks in general leave only unpleasant impressions. Tea-G (boiled, like in a school canteen), coffee is even worse (normal in a bar for 3 bucks a cup), cocoa is delicious, but it was always absent (apparently the Russian people could only drink it and it was taken apart very quickly), juices -powder, diluted with water, chemistry is solid, Sprite, Fanta, Cola, in general, POISON (daughter spilled cola on my pareo on the first day, HOLES corroded on pareo from cola, and now you can throw it away - can you imagine what's in the stomach ?? ? ?? ) Wine-sour, also obviously powder, you can drink it only if you dilute it with water (or ice) and add sugar. Beer, on the contrary, is sweet, like our non-alcoholic, only with degrees, we are not used to this. And their Raki, the national drink, is generally like our VALOSERDIN, both in smell and taste, of course, it is impossible to drink. All other alcoholic drinks are also disgusting. The dessert is very sweet, fatty and with unusual spices. Milk is sour and diluted with water, cottage cheese and cheese is disgusting, butter-baked margarine.
Fruits and vegetables are tasteless crap (excuse the expression). The assortment is not for an exotic country where everything grows. Apples, plums, pears, watermelons, melons, grapes - everything is tasteless and we can eat this in our Rostov region (and everything is sweet and juicy here). Tangerines and grapefruits appeared only on the last day for dinner, there were no bananas and other exo at all, although they grow and are already sold everywhere. Near the hotel Pomegranate 1 piece = $ 1, bananas are even more expensive.
In short, instead of enjoying the rest, they got torments from bloating (there was no disorder, but when the stomach swells, there is also little joy).

I don’t complain about the weather, it’s not very warm, and what to expect in October! The beach is clean and the water is warm. But why are there no warning signs anywhere about huge stones?... just blocks, and in addition to everything, they are sharp. We arrived after a storm, waves, water, of course, muddy near the shore, and stones are not visible. They bled their legs. The next day the sea was calmer, we at least studied the bottom, the stones can be seen when the water is clear. And near the hills crap! Of the three slides, the red one never worked at all, the rainbow worked 3 times for an hour, the blue one worked 1.5 hours before lunch and also after. The seams on the slides are all on the back, it hurts to ride! You have to ride on an air mattress, otherwise you will arrive all bruised. The tables by the pool (near the sun loungers) are all dirty, none of the staff ever washes them, the people themselves are forced to wash them under the shower!
In the room, even with a tip, they clean shitty, white stains on the doors, in the shower, on the mirror, etc. They gave 2 shirts to be ironed (wrinkled in the suitcase, they were returned only on the second day (by the way, this service is not cheap - 1 shirt is $ 1.8. But they don’t let you iron the iron yourself.
There was always water in the mini bar, the view from the room was beautiful, the sea is the only pluses of the rest.
All such exotic animals that ran around the hotel (cats, dogs, sheep) children in Russia see everywhere for free, especially if they live or relax in the countryside in the summer. Cleaned even with a tip sucks! White smudges and stains on furniture, doors, mirrors, in the bathroom, etc. remained and no matter how much I showed the maid and left a tip, everything remained so! The animators don’t care for me personally, there is no entertainment for children, the slides worked 2-3 hours a day, the red one didn’t work at all, they promised a heated pool (because it’s already October, the water in the pools is icy), but we never found it. And in the indoor one it stank so much of chlorine that it corroded the eyes, and the water was the same T as on the street. Recreation Not for that kind of money. In any resort in Russia, we would be licked all day long for this money, and we would be fed NORMALLY, even hazel grouses with pineapples and red caviar would be. And not Galima chicken and herring!