Как мы потрепали себе нервы How we got on our nerves

Don't go to this hotel! We rested in it in early July, just a nightmare. Let's start with the fact that the guide who accompanied us from the airport did not know where the entrance to this hotel was. You go to the reception and you already begin to understand that you are not in a fairy tale: the walls are painted behind a miserable counter - the administrator, who quickly explained that here are the keys to the room, but for the remotes from the air conditioner and TV you need to leave a deposit: $ 20. If you're lucky, you can pick up this deposit later, but the staff has a trick, taking this money for a stain on a pillowcase or towels. The next test number: the stink is terrible, the furniture is ancient, the drain in the bathroom is very bad, so the floor is constantly wet. No shampoo, soap. Towels and bed linen are not changed. Meals are vegetarian. Rarely give soy patties and bony fish. For breakfast: semolina, olives, cucumbers, margarine, jam, bread. The second breakfast option instead of porridge is pancakes, for which there is a huge queue, and they give out two things each. Gym: three miserable, half-broken simulators, an Internet cafe-room two by two meters in the basement, a volleyball court on the beach is uneven, there were no daredevils to play on it, the beach itself is solid stones, although there is sand near the water itself. Instead of three bars - one, which moves, depending on the time, either to the pool or to the canteen. The beach bar has water and Jupi, no beer. The dishes in the canteen are dirty, the lights are turned on in the evening so as not to fall, the elevator is always dark, and the water in the rooms is cold. More about the bar: they put ice in drinks with their hands, they don’t really wash plastic glasses. The hotel guide Tahir from the Tez Tour company doesn't give a shit about all this, he just wants excursions to soar and that's it. No animation, one Russian channel, no refrigerator, take water, a glass in the room is not allowed. Cleaners steal what is badly lying. With us, the woman lost her underwear, and another keychain. By the way, the safe costs $2 per day. You can’t swim in the pool after 6 pm, only one glass is given in the bar. You should not covet an inexpensive tour, after visiting this hotel you will understand that you overpaid a lot for it.