Совковая гостиница. Но два бассейна и горка! Owl hotel. But two pools and a slide!

Hello everybody.
First, and most importantly, there are no stars here. None. Not at all. Although the tour operator's guide and the hotel administration claim that they have 3+.
Lies. If a hotel is given a star status, then these stars, whether it be five or three, still proudly flaunt everywhere above the entrance near the name, at the reception, on each of their pieces of paper. Here, to a direct question: "How many stars does the hotel have? " I did not receive a response with the number of stars. From no one in the hotel.
This is where everything else flows from.
The food is terrible. One kitchen for two dining rooms of two adjacent hotels. Meat twice a week. But you can find chicken. Dishes, it seemed to me, are changed from dining room to dining room, mixing and modifying, until tourists are completely eaten. Often dishes with a sour smell.
But the best part is the beach. . .

Around a smelly sewer, partly covered by an awning. The ditch ends three meters from the sea, sewage murmurs merrily into the sea.
I changed three numbers, each has something, but it does not work. Zadolbalsya change, spat, went to a public toilet. In general, the scoop in all its vileness. And the people on the beach - neither go in nor go out. The sea is wet, warm, good. It was very painful for me to enter and exit, the bulk pebbles had not yet been smoothed out by the waves.
And the rest, beautiful marquise, everything is fine!