don't waste your time and money on this terrible hotel

Written: 28 june 2013
Travel time: 21 — 28 june 2013
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 2.0
Let's start with the fact that this is not the first time I've been in Turkey and I'm abroad in general, so I can compare it with my previous experience. I’ll note right away that we bought a last-minute ticket (for the first time in our lives and for the last time) and regretted it a hundred times. In this hotel, as it turned out, all Russians rested in the same way - "burning and cheap. " But smart people say that you can’t save on vacation.
Now for the points.
The hotel is located in Alanya, more precisely at the end of geography - we were taken from the airport for more than two hours to it. The hotel is located on the outskirts of any civilization - no ATMs, no shops, no markets - all these benefits will have to go by minibus.

Well, God bless him, on the outskirts, but also on a steep hill, which climbing under the scorching sun is not just hard, but hard even if you haven’t had dinner yet... By the way, it’s no exaggeration to walk to the beach for about 15 minutes, because you need first go down this hill, then climb the ladder, then go down, then walk and go down to the beach again....Entering the beach of someone else's hotel, by the way. Anyway. So you got there and saw the sea....Of the 7 days that we were there, the sea was calm only one day, and on others - muddy, dirty. Entering it is worth a lot of work, and getting out is a whole story. The sand is clearly not native to this place, because of the sharp stones it is very painful to enter. Rocky place, in a word. But, if you are a man, you may not be afraid....
The hotel has this ratio of people: 60% Turks and 40% Russians. So if you don’t really like Turkish speech, then think about it. After all, you will listen to animation in Turkish, mostly. What kind of people are these Turkish vacationers? hairy men and their wives, wrapped in spacesuits made of scarves, swimming in the pool right in all their clothes. For many people, this is unpleasant.
A special place is occupied by the topic of food - it is NOT there. there is slop and food for the homeless... The same bread, rice, potatoes - no cheese, no sausage (it is replaced by a purple gmo product), no meat. It simply does not exist, just as there is not a single cooked dish. Only semi-finished products, chopped vegetables (rotten tomatoes came across several times - be careful) and unripe melons with watermelons. This is such a cool lineup. There is no sweetness at all. none. No buns, no cakes, no horseradish. We never even saw oil. And what to drink all this? Well, of course, the signature drink of all Turkish hotels - diluted zuko from a bag. There is no coffee, instead of it there is an incredible taste of mura, which discourages any coffee lover... and is refilled with powdered milk, because they save on regular milk. As we understood in the hotel, the "save on the tourist" system is felt in everything. In food, in drinks, in service and even in "entertainment" - the unfortunate billiards and that paid one.
About cleaning the rooms....more precisely about its absence. For 6 days, we were vacuumed once, but only after we had a fight at the reception and separately taught the cleaner... Bed linen and towels are never changed.
You can swim in the pool, but only if you get really drunk.... because it's full of hair and all sorts of dirt. It must be assumed that it is not cleaned every day.

Yeah. There is one plus - the view from any room on the sea. Hooray. On this, all the pluses ended. And all the other charms are literally clogged with loud cheerful music from morning to one in the morning (sometimes up to half past one).
Which conclusion to draw from this is up to you. If you are not a complete alcoholic (although even alcohol is diluted) and like comfort - this is not the place. Do not save on vacation. Otherwise, you will have to spend a lot of money in order to appear at the hotel as rarely as possible.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original