We stayed at the hotel from 15.06. 08 to 06.07. 08 took a ticket for 3 weeks, because the first time we went with a small child (3 years old). They were quite satisfied. There are, of course, disadvantages, but the overall impression is extremely positive!
Let's start in order:
1. I'll start with the most wonderful thing that was in this hotel - it's animation. Animator Neo is the best animator on the planet! Entertains both in the morning and in the afternoon and during the animation itself. =) No one was bored. And the animation itself started at 9 o'clock. At first there was a "children's mini-disco".
The kids always had a lot of fun, and adults laughed at the animator. Once the lights were turned off right during the children's animation. Everyone began to applaud for the best show, and the animator and his entire corpse began to quickly grab small children so that they would not fall off the stage. So don't worry about the children - feel free to give them into their hands.
Yes, and you can get denyuzhku, it was once when someone dropped a dollar, and the animator found it and gave it to the children. =) Well, after that "mini-disco" begins "show time". =)) Well, to be more precise, animation for adults. Various contests, such as Mr. , Mrs. , Sunshine couples. There was also, as the animator put it, "men are just women. " No, it's not what you thought - it means men against girls =)). And on Fridays, comedy and faker shows. At first, everyone holds on to their tummies and falls to the floor, and then everyone is horrified that the animator was lying on the glass with all parts of the body, and even made large-sized people stand up on themselves. And then he got up and showed how glasses stick out of him, and also showed a fire show,.
By the way, besides the fact that this animator is both a yogi and just a very cheerful person, he also chatters in four languages of the world. But he knows 2 more. These are Russian, German, Turkish, English, Polish, Spanish.
And do not be afraid that you will be disliked, because you are a Russian animator, as he himself admitted, "loves Russia", and at the same time constantly mocks the Germans. =)) It seems to be at the expense of animation, that's all.
2. Now, as for nutrition, let’s be honest, not really, mostly a fairly large selection of vegetables in different types, there was meat every day, but only one kind, everything else is solid soy, yes, and don’t try to try something similar to sausage , also soy! Every day there are a huge number of delicious desserts and pastries, but this cannot be called normal nutrition, of course you will not die of hunger, but I have repeatedly heard from male personalities that I want to eat, but there is nothing! They say vegetables are not food (although I don’t think so myself.
The waiters are very friendly and sociable, after a week of stay, seeing us on the horizon, someone always ran up and escorted us to the table, found out how things were going, wished you a good appetite and immediately brought a sprite (because we mostly drank it). They also love children very much, our child eats very poorly, so we sat at each meal for at least an hour, all this time the waiters constantly danced around us, who either pretended to take a plate from him, then tickled, then they took it away with a chair, and if they ate well, they played, tickled and laughed, in general they didn’t let both the child and us get bored, because in parallel with the game they also had a conversation))) In general, we were most satisfied with who and with the waiters !! ! )))
3.
The main problem for me was the language barrier, in previous reviews I read that the staff allegedly speaks German and English, so I can say that I myself know English well and at least discuss everyday problems for me - it’s not a question, so what was my surprise when the refrigerator broke in the room and, having come to the reception, for half an hour I repeated this in English and even in German, while 3 people at the reception looked at me with square eyes and answered: "We don't understand your problem " in broken English, in the end I had to take the technician by the hand, lead me to the room and, pointing my finger at the refrigerator, say: "problem" !! ! There was also a case when they simply told me that I didn’t hand over the key and demanded it back, when in fact they simply didn’t even know the numbers in English, I had to take a calculator and write the room number to give the key back!
This is all at the reception, in turn, the waiters and animators speak English quite well and even know the standard set of phrases in Russian! There are also 3 photographers in the hotel, two of which speak English fluently and if you are a pretty girl, they run after you around the hotel with a camera throughout the rest and periodically invite you to a disco with them, then go to the city ...)))
4. Cleaning in the room is normal, we were cleaned every day, patterns were laid out on the beds, water was supplied regardless of its presence and quantity! True, they changed towels and bed linen and shampoos were put exclusively at our request!
5. Beach, well, here, of course, I can’t say that it’s good, but at the same time it’s not bad either! The beach has a bar, sun loungers, mattresses, umbrellas (free of charge), entry into the sea is not very good, but tolerable, the passage into the sea is about 10 meters, and then there are natural plates, prickly and you can scratch your legs about them.
Also every day beach volleyball for those who wish. The staff on the beach consisted of three people: a gardener (he watered and mowed the lawn behind the beach, where there is a playground), a bartender and a cleaner who brought mattresses, put umbrellas so that there was shade, changed the flags reporting the state of the sea, and actually cleaned the beach . Everyone is very friendly, upon arrival at the beach, the first thing they asked was "how are you? " and even tried to prolong the conversation, practically not knowing the language)))
Sunbeds on the first line on the beach had to be taken before breakfast, which started at 7.30, because at 9 o'clock it was not like on the first line, there were no free sunbeds at all! Approximately the same situation at the pool, only there you could take places until about 11, then they were not there either! )
Well, in principle, that's all, but despite all the above disadvantages, the emotions and impressions from the rest are extremely POSITIVE and I didn’t want to leave at all !! ! )))
Let's start in order:
1. I'll start with the most wonderful thing that was in this hotel - it's animation. Animator Neo is the best animator on the planet! Entertains both in the morning and in the afternoon and during the animation itself. =) No one was bored. And the animation itself started at 9 o'clock. At first there was a "children's mini-disco".
The kids always had a lot of fun, and adults laughed at the animator. Once the lights were turned off right during the children's animation. Everyone began to applaud for the best show, and the animator and his entire corpse began to quickly grab small children so that they would not fall off the stage. So don't worry about the children - feel free to give them into their hands.
Yes, and you can get denyuzhku, it was once when someone dropped a dollar, and the animator found it and gave it to the children. =) Well, after that "mini-disco" begins "show time". =)) Well, to be more precise, animation for adults. Various contests, such as Mr. , Mrs. , Sunshine couples. There was also, as the animator put it, "men are just women. " No, it's not what you thought - it means men against girls =)). And on Fridays, comedy and faker shows. At first, everyone holds on to their tummies and falls to the floor, and then everyone is horrified that the animator was lying on the glass with all parts of the body, and even made large-sized people stand up on themselves. And then he got up and showed how glasses stick out of him, and also showed a fire show,.
By the way, besides the fact that this animator is both a yogi and just a very cheerful person, he also chatters in four languages of the world. But he knows 2 more. These are Russian, German, Turkish, English, Polish, Spanish.
And do not be afraid that you will be disliked, because you are a Russian animator, as he himself admitted, "loves Russia", and at the same time constantly mocks the Germans. =)) It seems to be at the expense of animation, that's all.
2. Now, as for nutrition, let’s be honest, not really, mostly a fairly large selection of vegetables in different types, there was meat every day, but only one kind, everything else is solid soy, yes, and don’t try to try something similar to sausage , also soy! Every day there are a huge number of delicious desserts and pastries, but this cannot be called normal nutrition, of course you will not die of hunger, but I have repeatedly heard from male personalities that I want to eat, but there is nothing! They say vegetables are not food (although I don’t think so myself.
The waiters are very friendly and sociable, after a week of stay, seeing us on the horizon, someone always ran up and escorted us to the table, found out how things were going, wished you a good appetite and immediately brought a sprite (because we mostly drank it). They also love children very much, our child eats very poorly, so we sat at each meal for at least an hour, all this time the waiters constantly danced around us, who either pretended to take a plate from him, then tickled, then they took it away with a chair, and if they ate well, they played, tickled and laughed, in general they didn’t let both the child and us get bored, because in parallel with the game they also had a conversation))) In general, we were most satisfied with who and with the waiters !! ! )))
3.
The main problem for me was the language barrier, in previous reviews I read that the staff allegedly speaks German and English, so I can say that I myself know English well and at least discuss everyday problems for me - it’s not a question, so what was my surprise when the refrigerator broke in the room and, having come to the reception, for half an hour I repeated this in English and even in German, while 3 people at the reception looked at me with square eyes and answered: "We don't understand your problem " in broken English, in the end I had to take the technician by the hand, lead me to the room and, pointing my finger at the refrigerator, say: "problem" !! ! There was also a case when they simply told me that I didn’t hand over the key and demanded it back, when in fact they simply didn’t even know the numbers in English, I had to take a calculator and write the room number to give the key back!
This is all at the reception, in turn, the waiters and animators speak English quite well and even know the standard set of phrases in Russian! There are also 3 photographers in the hotel, two of which speak English fluently and if you are a pretty girl, they run after you around the hotel with a camera throughout the rest and periodically invite you to a disco with them, then go to the city ...)))
4. Cleaning in the room is normal, we were cleaned every day, patterns were laid out on the beds, water was supplied regardless of its presence and quantity! True, they changed towels and bed linen and shampoos were put exclusively at our request!
5. Beach, well, here, of course, I can’t say that it’s good, but at the same time it’s not bad either! The beach has a bar, sun loungers, mattresses, umbrellas (free of charge), entry into the sea is not very good, but tolerable, the passage into the sea is about 10 meters, and then there are natural plates, prickly and you can scratch your legs about them.
Also every day beach volleyball for those who wish. The staff on the beach consisted of three people: a gardener (he watered and mowed the lawn behind the beach, where there is a playground), a bartender and a cleaner who brought mattresses, put umbrellas so that there was shade, changed the flags reporting the state of the sea, and actually cleaned the beach . Everyone is very friendly, upon arrival at the beach, the first thing they asked was "how are you? " and even tried to prolong the conversation, practically not knowing the language)))
Sunbeds on the first line on the beach had to be taken before breakfast, which started at 7.30, because at 9 o'clock it was not like on the first line, there were no free sunbeds at all! Approximately the same situation at the pool, only there you could take places until about 11, then they were not there either! )
Well, in principle, that's all, but despite all the above disadvantages, the emotions and impressions from the rest are extremely POSITIVE and I didn’t want to leave at all !! ! )))
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