не из лутших not one of the worst

two years ago I wanted to get into this hotel, I rested nearby and looked at it . .
and finally got an offer for good money . .
there was no limit to disappointment, the hotel pulls on 3+, in most cases the negative reviews are true (oddly enough)
the territory is occupied by buildings, you have to walk along narrow paths, and not always conveniently located (at the reception there is a passage either through the pool and dining room, or along the path near the fence)
the pool is small, although there is a slide, people are crowding not to swim, I’m generally silent about the trestle beds, who didn’t have time to take it in the morning sunbathing at the bar under a canopy
the food is the chef and it’s really miserable... in June, except for the orange, no fruit, still green plums (for those who like to sit on the toilet) from om that there are watermelons, melons, ripe plums, apples and all other Turkish rubbish the chef is clearly does not know

baking is also not a fountain, although other hotels are famous for it
meat, fish and other victuals are handed out personally under the supervision of a cook if you didn’t have time to eat at the beginning of lunch or dinner, there may not be enough food, although you won’t stay hungry, there is always cabbage in eight types of cuts - straws, circles, squares
Is it possible to feed a Russian peasant with grass? ? : )
for breakfast only boiled eggs from edible . .
about the guides is a separate story - the Krakhobors are still those (odeon tour-Perviz is the name) tours, as it turns out, you need to buy immediately and in three ways, although there is a good Russian agency on the street 200 meters away and the prices are acceptable
but according to Perviz, this is all a scam, you will be robbed, you will remain hungry and spend the night in the police, in general, ruin your vacation if you don’t buy a tour from him . . COMPLETE
CONCLUSION - IF THERE IS A POSSIBILITY, GO TO ANOTHER HOTEL, OR HERE, BUT AT A GOOD DISCOUNT, AS IT IS THE SEA AND THE SEA IN AFRICA