На четверочку For four

The hotel is new, you can see it, the rooms are clean and pleasant. The territory is well-groomed, but small. In the tourist peak of sun loungers to spare, you need to borrow until 10 am, otherwise you will have to look for a place. The beach is nowhere worse, the sand is dirty, no one cleans up the garbage thrown from the sea, there are stones at the bottom, I often saw tourists with rewound legs or plasters, they got into a period when the water is so dirty that I didn’t want to go to the beach, you can’t see your legs from half a meter depths. The food is varied, there are a lot of fruits, but it’s impossible to feed the reenka - if it’s porridge in the morning, then for some reason it’s salty, if it’s pasta, it’s tasteless and cold, the meat from the common table is salty or spicy, the pieces of boiled chicken didn’t climb from the children’s. Soups are far from the usual, we won’t die of hunger, but with a child I advise you to grab Bystrov porridge, at least 4 packs, alternate with pancakes or scrambled eggs. Another direct trouble with cutlery, no matter how you come there is not on the table, or look for it yourself or explain to the waiter what you need. But is it really impossible to approach the newly arrived guests of the restaurant and put cutlery on a rhinestone? No, they clear the tables, zero attention to you. There are no teaspoons, not at all. Wooden sticks instead of them, tea / coffee in the tank are not signed, you can’t make out the first time, then you get used to it. The dishwasher does not cope well with dishes, cups and plates need to be carefully examined, there are unwashed ones, I took a plate, I feel mucus at the bottom, I turn oil-tomato garbage there. Napkins at the table are not cleaned, every day the same thing, the crumbs are shaken off and put again, fu. . . The minbar in the room is free, the water is "supposedly replenished" every day, we were given one bottle upon arrival and silence, I called the reception for two days, asked for water, and did not interrogate. You can take it in a restaurant, but when you come from the beach, you don’t want to run around the territory for water, but to see it as it should be in your room. Cleaning on the top three, they dropped the mug under the bed, no one got it for four days, which means there was no vacuum cleaner and rags there, hairs all over the floor, they don’t wipe the dust, as they usually changed towels and bedding, the rest is done. Even a tip didn't help, the swans are wound up, but the floor is not washed. Of the pluses of the room and the pool, of the minuses is the beach and restaurant service and cleaning. Briefly everything.