The truth about the hotel

Written: 6 august 2010
Travel time: 16 — 23 july 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
We got to this hotel due to the fact that there was no choice (season + financial limitations, if in October you can go to 5 * for $ 1000, then in July for the same money only in this ass !! ).
After reading the previous reviews, we were ready that it would not be great, but when we arrived we saw that everything was actually much worse.
Check-in at the hotel: the room was given quickly, but the remotes (from the telly and the conduit) were brought only in the evening, towels in general after 2 days, the shower did not work at all, the plumber came only after 3 days. The view from the room was on the trash))) But in principle, this is a trifle if you do not sit in the room all the time (we only spent the night there). And by the way, in the whole hotel, only one girl at the reception spoke, whom we saw 2 times.

Meals: cucumbers-tomatoes-rice-pasta-cabbage (all this for a week + stale), a lot of other garbage that was even scary to try)) But we liked the rice))) very edible) The fruits were not ripe-melon, apples, oranges, watermelons, grapes. Dishes are ALL DIRTY!! ! We washed glasses for ourselves))) Of alcohol, only beer (diluted with water), vodka (did not try it), wine (red-white-like brew))))), crayfish (like aniseed vodka), gin (we constantly drank it with sprite and lemon, in principle, nothing).
Cockroaches: there they are! ! and very large, with a mustache) near the bar, mostly in the common toilet.
Swimming pool: there were never enough umbrellas and sun loungers near the pool, the pool was cleaned only 1 time, but we did not see such a green color (as in the previous commentary on the photo), the pool, in principle, if we didn’t find fault with it, and you can swim there as much as your drunk soul wants , at least all night))) it made us very happy)
Beach: Oh! it’s generally a kapets, it simply doesn’t exist there, so there’s nothing to write) ahahah), but I can say that the road to this so-called “existing beach” will “please” you very much, there was a garbage can that stank very well)... before the sea is 50-60 meters, literally a minute to go), and there swim wherever you want for a fee, of course, but we arrogantly came and lay down on any free sun loungers and turned away when the surprised Turks looked at us)). The beach there is urban, along the promenade there are cafes, and at these cafes the beaches are redeemed, i. e. order something from them and lie on a sun lounger for at least a whole day (but until 19.00, then they put tables there and remove the sun loungers).

Tez tour: Representatives of the tour at the hotel are very nice, they FUCK with a smile), they try to deceive at every step, there is Sergey (Russian-speaking) and Sasha, the uncles are so middle-aged. They constantly walk and smile at everyone stupidly. In general, we went to the water park with a teztour (we regretted it, of course), and instead of the usual ones from 10.00 to 18.00, we spent lunch there from 12.00 to 15.30+ from 13.00 -15.00 (large queue), no organization !! ! in addition to everything, they forgot to pick us up from the hotel and we spent an hour at the reception waiting for this moron Sergei, then he arrived and, like, we were late for the reception to come up at 10.00, and he was still mumbling something under his breath, vanyu shit. And how the day before the water park they wanted to pick up the money, they found us! In general, these tour didn’t make me happy. There were still many misunderstandings with us and with other tourists, it’s impossible to write everything.
Sea: kapets how cold, but in principle clean and beautiful)
Bodrum: I didn't like the city itself, an ordinary port town, dirt and all that. Prices are 100 times overpriced, we bought an ordinary fridge magnet for $ 3 (In Alanya, the same ones cost $ 1 for five pieces).
the hotel itself is located in a settling village. there was not even greenery, small dirty streets and almost desert, there is no entertainment.
All in all a great vacation!! ! we wish you the same)) the main thing is in another hotel and somewhere in Marmaris ! !
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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