О каком ультра и 5 звёзд вы пишите? What ultra and 5 stars are you talking about?

? The hotel is not up to 4 stars. What kind of ultra are you talking about if there is no food at all in the beach area, in order to have a bite to eat you need to climb up to the lobby, and this is a lot of steps, etc. There is nothing to eat after breakfast, if someone did not have time - there is nothing, the food in the bar near the slides opens half an hour before lunch, the child manages to eat a piece of so-so pizza and, accordingly, does not drive out for lunch. Is the hotel family friendly? The mini club is the worst among all the hotels in Turkey that I have ever seen - an iron cage with a few swings and a small room. The food in the main restaurant is not up to ultra at all. We rest on the third day: pasta, standard chicken dishes, seafood, only perch and something like mackerel - tin, and this is the most fishy, ​ ​ etc. region of Turkey. The choice of food is very small. Every day we take hair out of food. In the hope of eating figs, I specially chose the time of rest when there should be a lot of it - there are plenty of it in the shops in the markets - there is no hotel. Someone wrote about freshness? So they are not here, at the entrance there is chemistry juice and some kind of cucumber fu lemonade. The sea....The sea is already dirty after 10 am, anything floats in the sea - from egg shells, watermelons to poop. A little left and right behind the hotel - in the sea and on the wild beaches of the mountain of garbage. ONLY FIVE flags are hoisted at the entrance to the hotel. Not a single animator knows Russian, 95% of the staff do not know Russian. English is hardly spoken by many. A Russian speaker has nothing to do after 19-00. The hotel area is poorly lit, such as sex... but there are a lot of steps everywhere and you have to use a telephone flashlight. The hotel itself is large, but all the decoration in it is cheap. The hotel is only 3 years old, but a lot has already been burned with cigarettes, the glass in the corridors on the floors and the furniture are dirty, the elevator is the same. The hotel is very tired after 3 years.
? When we arrived at the hotel... Attention....the guide asked the driver to chip in, because he drove well (it took 15 minutes from the airport to the hotel). In the end, no one wanted to thank the driver. We were given our suitcases from the bus and we rolled them ourselves to the hotel... no one from the hotel staff even came out to meet, and the porters generally scored. At the check-in, they filled out a form and we were given card keys to the room, and also no one even showed where it was, they didn’t help carry the suitcases, etc. Rooms say 5 stars? Family room - two rooms "trailer", separated by doors. The first one looks like a hallway, very small, maximum 6 meters and....Attention... As soon as the entrance door to the room opens, the sofa and bed are immediately shifted, only the difference in mattresses is 20 centimeters in height. And this is 5 stars (on The receptionist said they can’t do anything, they say that’s the only way). Further attention, he asked where are the slippers, they say hygiene is familiar to them? I got an answer - slippers are not included in the concept, like bathrobes. Shower cabin - tin. This is what designer decided to make it on the same level with the main floor of the bathroom and put a fixed door that closes less than half of the shower stall, as a result, a third of the bathroom is always flooded, tin. There are so many sides that you get tired of writing. It remains for us, like other vacationers, to look for the positive aspects of the hotel and still make our vacation wonderful... it seems like it turns out... p. s. The wife called the region of Bodrum (including the hotel) - wild Turkey.