Comfortably tasty, but there are but ...

Written: 15 october 2017
Travel time: 4 — 12 october 2017
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
7.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 8.0
Amenities: 7.0
Arrival... a broken suitcase, a long search for an English speaker, an application for compensation. The road to the hotel is an hour and a half with stops, back 45 minutes. On the spot at 8 am, immediately sent for breakfast, until 14.00 thank you all, everyone is free. Understanding the delicacy of the moment, I quietly shove a box of chocolates under the counter, on top of my passport + 30 ye with a request for a family. It's sooo hard to stick it in, but if you get the hang of it, it's done. They gave us a 2-room fresh comfortable room 1302 exactly above the reception and canteen, which is very convenient.
The beach is larger than the hotel itself, a lagoon with reliable protection from the waves, but not from the wind, alas. By self-capture, they took paid places on the pier, which by our arrival had already become ownerless. There are only three such secluded places... a personal locker room, a refrigerator, a safe, benches, beds, a ladder to the water. But most importantly, there are no neighbors rubbing against their sides and screaming from the phones of "Vladimir centrals. " If we return, we will take only these houses for any money. After a couple of days, hiding from the wind, we went to the sandy beach. . . oh! Plank beds, sand mixed with gobies, everything is dirty and shabby. Since then, they hid from the wind near the bass or on a secret stump near the pier. I snitched on the supervisor, but it’s impossible to clean the sand on the beach... except to shovel everything with a colander. There are no ashtrays, so they throw cigarette butts at each other. The territory is washed all inclusive with a pier. The rooms are cleaned for a quarter with a tip (without them I'm afraid of a gloomy), soapy-ryl in the range, as many towels as you want, in the refrigerators a set of sweet drinks. Water had to be carried, since the lobby bar is nearby. The linen is brand new, the beds are good.
Food!!! ))) It's reluctant to beat yourself with your heels in the chest and prove a gentle attitude to food, but in all honesty on your overgrown belly, I haven't eaten so tasty, varied and home-style for a long time. Meat of all kinds in any interpretation, vegetables are correct. I don’t understand the complaints about the monotony, they didn’t even try everything. Well, no scallops, mussels, shrimp, but grilled fish is an ode to joy! For lunch and dinner they ate instead of dessert, but they didn’t get bored... sea bass, 2 types of trout, sea bream alternated, since it was red. Not a sweet tooth, but I pushed cheesecake and tiramisu under the tonsils because it was indecently tasty. Soups either sooo or not. Fruit filled up to the fullest. Favorite invincible breakfast yogurts, always urya croissants (warmed in a toaster), awesome draft jams... what else is needed for happiness (c) True, teas are complete garbage and coffee is not ice. For many-year-olds in the morning, cheeses, sausages, eggs, milk and all sorts of perversions. Basik has a nice drink-snack... I liked the shawarma, I was pleased with the young and aromatic dry white wine.

The audience is from all over, pleasant, a little bit of all Europe. About a third of Ukrainians, Russians, which is too much for Bodrum. The hotel is almost packed. Mass indignation, they say, the staff does not know Russian, so everything is wrong, everything is not here. Previously, they didn’t meddle in these parts because of the lack of language, now they go to moan... I don’t understand anything (c) Stable pictures at the reception... a lot of Russian text, the manager’s glassy eyes, the text is getting louder and louder, it seems that the understander is zafuryshchet from the eagle. You will come, translate, help... in response, you will only bark and leave with a skewed face... well, thanks for not killing
The SPA center is solid, quite fresh... 2 large saunas, steam, indoor pool, a lot of relaxation rooms. Because of the wind and balloons to the people of darkness. You go into the sauna, and there are clusters of people, children, chickens, geese... a collective farm. Lenin. Came in the afternoon when people were digesting lunch. Hamam 25 ye (there were already discounts, in the season 40 ye), they do well for a hotel.
Wifi is mediocre, connects when you check in, blocks after checkout. Entrance on a series of passports, when it flies, is difficult to cut in, at the reception there are always a bunch of outstretched hands with devices. The signal on the beach is weak, on the bass it's normal. But in the room they watched movies online, maybe due to the proximity of the reception. Hug and cry on TV channels... from Russians only RTR
The sea behind which we are going did not let us down +23+24. Wonderful water, strongly salty, when it storms the lagoon protects... fabulous landscapes. Bathed at dawn, calm, bliss, silence, the picture is the poet's dream. With the wind, the main thing is not to hesitate to go in, after 10 seconds it’s very comfortable, apaslya change clothes and everything is in a bunch. The entrance to the water is the Sea of ​ ​ u200bu200bAzov, but from the pier it is deep, everywhere there are pool stairs, the only way they swam.
And now a bucket of tar. 2 days before departure, not just horror, but horror-horror-horror! In a couple of hours, there was complete chaos and bitch, you can’t go to the toilet, all the floors are flooded with liquids of various sizes, terrible scary ones roam your face everywhere... guard! About 20-30 souls drove in, but the impression was that they were surrounded by a dense ring. Lost house (s) Previously, only rich Turks rested here, but now the trade union of the homeless has staked out a heavenly place. The Turks have always lacked a shmul culture, but these zombies are a nightmarish nightmare.

Before leaving, there was a merriment. At the end of the season, there were problems with the sides, a complete misunderstanding with the departures, the local bastards almost didn’t take them to the port in a day, although we knew for sure that there was no plane... tires had already begun to be assembled)) As a result, Kyiv gave us a magic pendel, they added a day to us, settled back to the hotel, for which Aneks respect! Moreover, Azur was even fed on board and apologized for a very long time.
Summary... the hotel is delicious, comfortable, well-planned, the sea is unrivaled (after the Red)) The staff is selective, but only a few know English, which is surprising... however, they understand everything on their fingers. I would like to return, but I will first write to the hotel so as not to run into local natives
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