ужаснейший most terrible

Dear guys, if you have already bought a ticket to this hotel, then be patient, if you have not bought a tour yet, THEN DO NOT BUY AND DO NOT BE SUPPOSED BY THE PRICE!!! ! Because this hotel is not 5 or even 4 stars, it doesn't even smell like three stars!!!! ! I'll start in order. We flew through SanMar, No complaints, the flight was only delayed back (Ural Airlines) for 2 hours. When checking into a brazen asking 60 dollars for a quick check-in. The location of the hotel. Based on previous reviews, I thought the hotel was in the f*** of the world. No, it is located near the center of Bodrum (20 minutes we walked). 10 minutes walk from the beach. The hotel does not have its own beach. The beach is public and everywhere they ask you to first buy drinks in the cafes nearby, and then only take sunbeds, or pay $ 2 per person. From the hotel at 10.30, at 11, and at 12 in the morning they take you to the Bitez beach for free at the Ambrosia 4 * hotel (this is really a hotel, a chic one). You have to buy lunch there. What they complain about the ruins behind the hotel is just +, at least you don't have to pay for the tour, go and take a picture of these ruins. And the cemetery is not located behind the pool, but completely further, across the wasteland and the street. Service. He was not there, and in the course, never will be. To begin with, when we were brought in the morning, there was no one at the reception. Accordingly, anyone can enter the hotel and take any key to any room. There are 2 guys at the counter who don't speak Russian well. They didn’t give us a room for almost a day, we see, for a married couple, they didn’t have rooms with a double bed. By the end of the day, the number was found. God, thank you that we were not electrocuted, flooded in the shower and we were not eaten by cockroaches. The room is the most ordinary, the linen is dirty, the pillow is smeared with mascara, there are greasy stains on the sheets, and no one has changed it for us. Towels were knocked out for 2 days. How do you rest without towels, at least dry yourself on a pillow after a shower. Shower is a separate issue. It is hidden in the closet. Shower tray 50*50 cm, climb as you like. The faucet is broken, water splashes in different directions, but not on you. Toilet bowl... Do not sit on it for God's sake. Look at the photo, in every room there is one. There is a drain on the floor, the water does not drain, a lot of hair and all kinds of garbage. PHOTO IS ATTACHED, LOOK AT IT!!!! ! And at what, if only we were lucky with such a number, so I went to my sister in a separate room to take pictures of these nightmares. And the neighbors were generally given a sheet with a huge mug drawn with a marker. Horror. The pool is also not great. Nobody cleans it. Chlorine drags a kilometer. Beer cans, bags, cups, all women's accessories float in it. The sunbeds are 250 years old, no less. Of these, only 5 are in a state of skating (they are on wheels). The territory is large, all the palm trees and bushes are in a unkempt condition, but you don’t pay attention to this after these sheets. TAKE TOWELS WITH YOU, neither by the pool nor on the beaches do they give out !!!!!!!!!!! ! And don't sit down with your bare buttocks on the sunbeds, as if you'd catch some kind of infection. I liked the food. Every day there were grapes, apples, pears, melons, watermelons. Soups for breakfast, lunch and dinner, potatoes, salads, little meat, but I was not looking for it. Bread is always fresh, but only loaves. An ancient Greek coffee machine with one button. Flies sit on all food, and cats hang out on every table, if you put a plate with something on the table, then you need to stand and protect it from cats. Animation in the sole person of a DJ. And he turns on the music at 10 in the morning and cuts it out at 12 at night. At the time when the mula reads prayers, the music is cut off. The hotel is stolen and everything of value was carried with them. Imagine, you go to the beach, and you have a bag in which all the documents, a camera, jewelry, a towel, various gadgets. You feel like an ass. At the familiar aunts, they went into the room and simply turned out all the boxes. Well, at least they also carried everything of value with them. The bar is constantly, then the beer will end, then the cola, and for 2 days of our departure there was no light and water for a day, probably, they turned it off for non-payment. The city itself is expensive. Compare that their magnets cost 2 dollars and in few places they will give for 1. There are almost no Russians. Some Europeans. If it were not for our Russian, impenetrable character, then the vacation would have been completely ruined.