SUCK HOTEL

Written: 5 june 2010
Travel time: 21 may — 2 june 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 9.0
Amenities: 9.0
CLUB PHASELIS HV-1. It is located in the village of GEYNYUK, 5 km away from Kemer. Very OLD hotel. They spare money for restoration - it seems that the managers are local Ottoman Jews (I don’t want to offend anyone, I treat the nation with respect,
But SAVE ON TOURISTS IS THE LAST CASE). The biggest minus is the disgusting rooms in the bungalow - there has not been a major overhaul since the moment of construction - only breakdowns are eliminated. I can’t say anything about the new building - I haven’t been inside the rooms, the hall seems to be quite decent, in order to get to the top floor you need to change three elevators - since the building was built on the mountain landscape. The bungalow rooms are small, the air conditioner does not work, the refrigerator barely cools - there is no adjustment, all cabinets smell of dampness and mold, there is even a fungus. I do not recommend storing things in cabinets - this smell remained even after the washing machine.
They changed the room for a small surcharge of $ 20 - they just didn’t want to change it - they gave a little more It was far away - but at night it was quite calm. The room was cleaned every three days Change of linen - also asked to change linen more often - did not work. But okay - in the room just to sleep. The area is quite tolerable - clean and tidy, good views.

Beaches: there were not enough sunbeds for everyone. beach towels were given dirty a couple of times - it feels like they were dried without washing. Beaches for 12 days of stay were not cleaned once. Once, after a small storm on the pebble beach SELENCE BEACH, everyone who came out of the sea was stained with fuel oil, which was not washed by anything other than gasoline. 40-50 people were smeared, mostly children. Only after that the beach was closed, but nothing began to run away.
In the restaurant, the food is more or less normal and varied, but everything was the same sometimes there was fish - a couple of times, but mostly chicken and lamb cutlets. you may not be able to get ahead.
Regarding the food UAI - nonsense, all imported drinks - for the money champagne and wine in a restaurant from 20 to 290 dollars.
but you can not take and drink only local liquor from which the head hurts after the second. The attitude of bartenders towards children is generally disgusting - they add water to the sprite, sometimes they pour not what they ask for. A couple of times I saw how in the restaurant the cooks near the grill smoked something similar in smell to marijuana.
About animation and kids club. Were in Turkey at least 5 times, but I have not seen such lame animation anywhere. The animators seem to have been recruited by one Turk from the leadership. So it doesn't taste very good.
Apparently, he recruited Turks-animators by acquaintance and girls-animators through the bed - they are all the same both in figure and in brains - stupid and lazy. A young Turk, Tolga, takes care of the children in the mini club. He drinks at night, sits with the children until dinner, in the evening with an old Turkish woman they draw some kind of butterflies on the faces of the children. - every night is the same. During the day, children climb slides and swings without supervision - I saw three children with broken arms, they all had the same thing in one place. Next to the playground - a doctor's office - they put plaster in the same place - everything is debugged.

In general, I will never go to this hotel again, even for free, and I do not advise you either.

Paid services :

Hamam with massage 50$ from the back
Scuba diving - $ 50 from the nose for 2-3 hours (the sea is poor - there are not even fish)
Water scooter - 45$ -10 min 60$ - 15 min (you can together)
moped -30$- day
A/M medium scall type Renault Clio or Suzuki Swift -70$/day
Gasoline - $ 3 / liter
Diesel - 2 $ / liter

SegWay (Electric bike) – 200$ / day
fresh juices 2.5- 5$$ 200ml
the cheapest Turkish wine, also from the barrels in the canteen-restaurant -20 $ / 0.7L
champagne MOЁT -290$/0.7L
European alcohol all paid prim Bellis - 150ml - $ 4

Money is not taken immediately - Invoice when renting a room

PS. The cost for 11 nights for 2 adults and 1 child was 3400 dollars.
The last time was in 2008 in FETHIE LETUNIA hotel cost 130000r - excellent
MARCO POLO 2003 - SUPER
Сlub Simena 2005 - EXCELLENT



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