I will kill you! or day of departure from the hotel

Written: 17 march 2006
Travel time: 18 — 25 august 2004
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A little late in the review, but I think it is necessary to warn you of what you may encounter in this Fame Goynuk hotel and in Turkey in general.

We rested in the first half of May. They put us in a room with a beautiful view of a pile of construction debris, a wasteland and a broken lock. I had to explain to them that we fundamentally disagree with them and want something better. Well, so that the castle is also intact. After a little bickering, we got our way. When I saw the pool, the sea and the beautiful girls of my compatriots, the unpleasant sensations dissipated like morning mist. After that, we proceeded to the most pleasant part of the event, so to speak, to rest.

In principle, we were satisfied until a friend lost the room key. The receptionist gave us a spare key for only $30 and promised to return the money as soon as we find the lost one.

Two days later, the key was found on the beach thanks to compatriots, but the hotel administrator refused to give the money. What are these pitiful $30 to us!

5 days flew by like a moment and it's time to return home. On the day of departure, we dined at the hotel, as on the day of arrival we were told that "everything is included" and we can use everything, including that day. After waiting for us to have lunch, the satisfied administrator billed us for lunch at $15 per person. In response, I immediately offered to give money for the key. We were asked to take the money directly from the one who promised it, that is, from the porter. To my appeals that the hotel is responsible for its employees, she replied that he was fired. I offered to count the money for the key as payment for lunch, but that was not the case! It got to the point that we already turned out to be like strangers who had eaten a poor hotel, because in the morning I tore off the strap from my hand with the magic word fame govnuk.
Good thing I didn't throw it away! Presenting it from their pocket, they immediately began to measure who else it could belong to. We were immediately reminded of a bottle of Martini. which we drank at night on the beach. And this despite the fact that alcoholic drinks in the bar are free.

Realizing that we are not going to give money just like that, she called in heavy artillery in the person of the head of the hotel security. A creature appeared on the scene, obviously not burdened with intelligence, in an expensive tracksuit, and tried to frighten me with its appearance. Usually this is what monkeys do in the zoo. They begin to jump, beat their chests and make some sounds. I have already seen this in the Moscow zoo and for me it was not new. This creature did not understand Russian, but knew a little English, and we tried to communicate in it, since I do not know Turkish. The final of our conversation was his phrase, said in front of the audience freaking out from this scene, - "I will kill you. "
. Fortunately, on the day of departure, people do not have much time and desire for squabbles.
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