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October is the month of rainy and cold Moscow. I’m watching daily TV and Internet horror stories have begun, autumn is the time when you can already calmly hang noodles on your ears with stories about the baranovirus, introduce new fines, frighten and prohibit living, relaxing where you want. Apparently, our "miracle" resorts in the Krasnodar Territory and the Crimea with rest at prices comparable to Pointe Cannet, due to seasonality, were closed until the next scam. Then it's time ...all in a stall and lock up in cells.
Having quickly analyzed that things are heading for a demobilization, another lockdown, closing the borders until next spring and lowering it, I decided to fly the sun, the sea, whiskey / cola again, since I wanted to end the summer 2021 season on a positive and sunny note, then the search site Online. tour to help me.
Of course, I don’t know how things are in October in the chic fives of the Akka or Rixos hotel chain scattered all over the Turkish coast, but Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * pleasantly impressed me with a comfortable and high-quality stay, quality of service, work of chefs and evening entertainment for hotel guests.
It makes no sense to repeat and describe the number of rooms, decent food in the restaurant, accommodation, location in the center of the village of Kirish, the work of the snack / karaoke bar on the territory of the hotel, soft sofas and pleasant music in hookah lounges, open verandas on the second floor, a network of pools and the work of the hotel staff ...everything was beyond praise.
Daily cleaning of rooms, cleanliness and order in the surrounding area, vacuum cleaning of pools, cutting bushes, palm trees, attentive and positive girls from the reception, bartenders with a smile on their faces serve you ordered alcoholic drinks, complex cocktails and so on.
The Moscow flight landed at exactly 5-30 in the morning...passport control, baggage claim, bus and at 8-05 I was at the hotel. A sweet and smiling girl, having found my last name at the reception, handed over a completed questionnaire, where it remained only to put a painting and voila, I'm in a fairy tale. Next, a bracelet on the left hand from a young beautiful and sexually attractive ...I ask you for breakfast. Oh how!! ! The suitcase flew off the leg into the storage room, breakfast that God sent ...and he sent everything his heart desires, where any of my ex-five wives nervously smokes on the sidelines, and by and large the further work of the restaurant showed ...they turned out to be and do not need Mishutka.
The chefs of the Grand Miramor Hotel turned out to be virtuosos of their craft, everything was so deliciously varied...once again they proved the "Farm" theorem to Mishutka...correctly, at one time I sent everyone home to the hut to learn the ABC and study the ABC book on the subject... it should be.
And someone was burned in the furnace by the yak Pinocchio, melting the fireplace in the house. Upon arrival home, I think that I will not soon fry my own capelin or bake tuna in the oven ...phosphorus, chicken, meat, pizza, eggplant, zucchini and fish will last until spring in the light.
Moscow / Turkish time is 9-00 and we are on the beach ...having found a sunbed on the first line without any problems, we plunged into the warm, bitter salty sea. Essss...we are in affectionate and hospitable Turkey, the velvet season is in full swing. A small fairy tale away from home with a good and cheerful positive company of friends, couples from Ukraine...the cities of Kherson and Dnipro. It doesn’t matter where, it’s important with whom to relax, and even in this matter the hotel did not let me down !!!
Upon my return, I constantly remember my friend Uncle Seryozha with his chic wife, the beautiful Nelya (kitten 30+), with whom we drank a duet in the evenings to cognac Tavria al my Moscow homemade on pine nuts, Russian / Ukrainian songs from the golden film fund of a great country.
Shaw, curiously, Ukrainians do not fully know the words and lyrics of their songs, I generally keep quiet about the anthem of Ukraine, one verse and two with tops, three with claps ...why do I know Ukrainian songs in Moscow. How did it happen?? ? At least send a letter of claim to the SBU, let them learn the text instead of the PCR test upon departure and pass vocal exams ...and it’s a burden for everyone to increase the import rate of real Ukrainian lard. Fragrant with pink streaks, butter melts in your mouth like butter ...it's nothing to them, but for Moscow it's a moonstone.
Or Madame Natalie from Kherson...who entered the water in a black swimsuit with the logo of four rings from Audi, swimming, tearing off a couple in the sea, went to the beach and told us all daylight hours that this is the brand "Coco Chanel" and we do not understand anything in expensive, fashionable stylish women's things. Men are men...laughed for a week.
A good and cheerful company with common interests, who flew to rest with hearts beating in unison, are expensive.
Check-in at 14-00...excellent, quiet room with a balcony on the ground floor and overlooking the tangerine and apple orchard. Beautyaaaaa.
Lunch, dinner at the hotel are all standard, varied and to the extent that the soul desires, the staff updates the position, conveys the missing, why it makes no sense to go / run to the opening of the restaurant, as in many other Turkish hotels ...why ?? ? There is everything for food. Children's table, menu, animation entertainment for kids, playgrounds and pools with slides for the little ones, snack bar with pizza, french fries, hamburgers during daylight hours. A wide and large pebble beach within walking distance from the hotel, a pleasant and comfortable entry into the sea, not a small number of sunbeds, sunshades, freshly squeezed pomegranate / orange juices, coffee at the bar on the beach ...and this is all the Grand Miramor hotel.
Well, in the evening you are welcome ...
a disco in the amphitheater or a day later live music, the performers who lit the hotel's dance floor with modern hits, forced the laziest people to wake up and go out into the world. Walking distance to shops, cafes and restaurants in the village of Kirish, a bus for $ 1 ...13 minutes and you are in the center of Kemer, inexpensive excursions for every taste in front of the hotel from the Turkish uncle Misha, who treated guests to tea, oriental sweets, connected free Wi-Fi and spent your leisure time with informative and curious stories about Turkey.
Doesn't this deserve the most flattering epithets for the Grand Miramor Hotel.
Definitely ...they don’t look for good from good and spring / summer 2022 season only the Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * hotel, which rightfully deserves 5++++++
Sincerely.. .
Having quickly analyzed that things are heading for a demobilization, another lockdown, closing the borders until next spring and lowering it, I decided to fly the sun, the sea, whiskey / cola again, since I wanted to end the summer 2021 season on a positive and sunny note, then the search site Online. tour to help me.
Of course, I don’t know how things are in October in the chic fives of the Akka or Rixos hotel chain scattered all over the Turkish coast, but Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * pleasantly impressed me with a comfortable and high-quality stay, quality of service, work of chefs and evening entertainment for hotel guests.
It makes no sense to repeat and describe the number of rooms, decent food in the restaurant, accommodation, location in the center of the village of Kirish, the work of the snack / karaoke bar on the territory of the hotel, soft sofas and pleasant music in hookah lounges, open verandas on the second floor, a network of pools and the work of the hotel staff ...everything was beyond praise.
Daily cleaning of rooms, cleanliness and order in the surrounding area, vacuum cleaning of pools, cutting bushes, palm trees, attentive and positive girls from the reception, bartenders with a smile on their faces serve you ordered alcoholic drinks, complex cocktails and so on.
The Moscow flight landed at exactly 5-30 in the morning...passport control, baggage claim, bus and at 8-05 I was at the hotel. A sweet and smiling girl, having found my last name at the reception, handed over a completed questionnaire, where it remained only to put a painting and voila, I'm in a fairy tale. Next, a bracelet on the left hand from a young beautiful and sexually attractive ...I ask you for breakfast. Oh how!! ! The suitcase flew off the leg into the storage room, breakfast that God sent ...and he sent everything his heart desires, where any of my ex-five wives nervously smokes on the sidelines, and by and large the further work of the restaurant showed ...they turned out to be and do not need Mishutka.
The chefs of the Grand Miramor Hotel turned out to be virtuosos of their craft, everything was so deliciously varied...once again they proved the "Farm" theorem to Mishutka...correctly, at one time I sent everyone home to the hut to learn the ABC and study the ABC book on the subject... it should be.
And someone was burned in the furnace by the yak Pinocchio, melting the fireplace in the house. Upon arrival home, I think that I will not soon fry my own capelin or bake tuna in the oven ...phosphorus, chicken, meat, pizza, eggplant, zucchini and fish will last until spring in the light.
Moscow / Turkish time is 9-00 and we are on the beach ...having found a sunbed on the first line without any problems, we plunged into the warm, bitter salty sea. Essss...we are in affectionate and hospitable Turkey, the velvet season is in full swing. A small fairy tale away from home with a good and cheerful positive company of friends, couples from Ukraine...the cities of Kherson and Dnipro. It doesn’t matter where, it’s important with whom to relax, and even in this matter the hotel did not let me down !!!
Upon my return, I constantly remember my friend Uncle Seryozha with his chic wife, the beautiful Nelya (kitten 30+), with whom we drank a duet in the evenings to cognac Tavria al my Moscow homemade on pine nuts, Russian / Ukrainian songs from the golden film fund of a great country.
Shaw, curiously, Ukrainians do not fully know the words and lyrics of their songs, I generally keep quiet about the anthem of Ukraine, one verse and two with tops, three with claps ...why do I know Ukrainian songs in Moscow. How did it happen?? ? At least send a letter of claim to the SBU, let them learn the text instead of the PCR test upon departure and pass vocal exams ...and it’s a burden for everyone to increase the import rate of real Ukrainian lard. Fragrant with pink streaks, butter melts in your mouth like butter ...it's nothing to them, but for Moscow it's a moonstone.
Or Madame Natalie from Kherson...who entered the water in a black swimsuit with the logo of four rings from Audi, swimming, tearing off a couple in the sea, went to the beach and told us all daylight hours that this is the brand "Coco Chanel" and we do not understand anything in expensive, fashionable stylish women's things. Men are men...laughed for a week.
A good and cheerful company with common interests, who flew to rest with hearts beating in unison, are expensive.
Check-in at 14-00...excellent, quiet room with a balcony on the ground floor and overlooking the tangerine and apple orchard. Beautyaaaaa.
Lunch, dinner at the hotel are all standard, varied and to the extent that the soul desires, the staff updates the position, conveys the missing, why it makes no sense to go / run to the opening of the restaurant, as in many other Turkish hotels ...why ?? ? There is everything for food. Children's table, menu, animation entertainment for kids, playgrounds and pools with slides for the little ones, snack bar with pizza, french fries, hamburgers during daylight hours. A wide and large pebble beach within walking distance from the hotel, a pleasant and comfortable entry into the sea, not a small number of sunbeds, sunshades, freshly squeezed pomegranate / orange juices, coffee at the bar on the beach ...and this is all the Grand Miramor hotel.
Well, in the evening you are welcome ...
a disco in the amphitheater or a day later live music, the performers who lit the hotel's dance floor with modern hits, forced the laziest people to wake up and go out into the world. Walking distance to shops, cafes and restaurants in the village of Kirish, a bus for $ 1 ...13 minutes and you are in the center of Kemer, inexpensive excursions for every taste in front of the hotel from the Turkish uncle Misha, who treated guests to tea, oriental sweets, connected free Wi-Fi and spent your leisure time with informative and curious stories about Turkey.
Doesn't this deserve the most flattering epithets for the Grand Miramor Hotel.
Definitely ...they don’t look for good from good and spring / summer 2022 season only the Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * hotel, which rightfully deserves 5++++++
Sincerely.. .
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